• #1005 Lighter than what I am made of. More of me is hidden than seen.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1006 Some say we are red, some say we are green. Some play us, some spray us. What are we?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1007 A man was going to buy a $5000 car, but he didn't pay a penny for the car, how is this possible?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1008 You can take off all of my skin and I will not cry but YOU will Why ?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1009 Five women each purchase a household item for use in a different room. 1. Mrs. Simpson does not keep her item in the bedroom. 2. Amy has a television; Mrs. Griggs has a hi-fi. 3. Kylie does not keep her item in the bedroom. 4. Clara does not have a telephone. 5. Mrs. Williams does not keep her item in the kitchen. 6. Kylie keeps hers in the conservatory. 7. Michelle has a bookcase; Mrs. Dingle has a computer. 8. Michelle does not keep her in the living room. 9. Mrs. Pringle keeps hers in the study; Roxanne keeps hers in the kitchen. Can you work out the full name of each woman, her item and where she keeps it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1010 A hiker comes to a fork in the road and doesn't know which way to go to reach his destination. There are two men at the fork, one of whom always tells the truth while the other always lies. The hiker doesn't know which is which, though. He may ask one of the men only one question to find his way. Which man does he ask, and what is the question?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1011 if you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes are in the doghouse?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1012 Some say we are red, some say we are green. Some play us, some spray us. What are we?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1013 Four men sat down to play. They played all night till break of day. They played for gold and not for fun. With separate scores for everyone. When they had come to square accounts. They all had made quite fair amounts. Can you the paradox explain. If no one lost, how all could gain?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1014 What word starting with BR, that with the addition of the letter E, becomes another word that sounds the same as the first?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1015 A wife and her husband were driving in their car on the highway. All of a sudden, they ran out of gas. So the husband said to the wife, “Now, you stay here. I will go down the highway to the nearest gas station, and I will be about 1 hour. Just listen to the radio and read some books, and remember to lock all the windows and doors. I will leave the keys with you.”So, off the husband went, and the wife first locked ALL the windows and doors. Next, she turned on the radio, and this is what she heard on the news report: “THERE IS A MURDERER ON THE LOOSE. HE WAS LAST SEEN ON THE HIGHWAY, WEARING ALL BLACK, ABOUT 5 FOOT 11 INCHES. PLEASE, BE AWARE AND CONTACT THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY.”The wife got very scared. She turned off the radio and double checked the locked doors. Then she saw the murderer, only a couple feet away from the car. An hour later, the husband returned to his car. Inside the car, his wife was DEAD, she had been murdered. All the windows were still locked, and the doors. No windows were broken, and the car was in PERFECT condition. No scratches or anything, it was the same way as when he left it. How did the murderer kill the wife?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1016 I am a fathers child and a mothers child, yet I am not a son. Who am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1017 what has six legs but olny walks with 4?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1018 Walk on the living, they don't even mumble. Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What are they?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1019 Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1020 There is a frog, dead in the middle of an island. If he swims north, the distance to the mainland is 2 meters. If he swims south, the distance to the mainland is 3 meters. If he swims east or west, the distance is 4 meters. Which way does he swim?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1021 A train was on its way to Florida and derailed. Where would they bury the survivors?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1022 How many letters are in the alphabet?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1023 What always goes to bed with shoes on?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1024 I have no legs or arms but I still eat with a fork everyday, What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1025 what is perfect, pretty, and smart?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1026 What was the biggest island in the world before the discovery of Australia by Captain Cook?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1027 What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1028 I am a fruit. I taste very yummy. I came from trees, ofcourse. I am color orange. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1029 You can spin, wheel and twist, but this thing can turn without moving. What is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1030 How can you clasp someone's hands together in such a manner that they cannot leave the room without unclasping them?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1031 I give milk and have a horn but I'm not a cow? What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1032 What has roots as nobody sees. Is taller than trees. Up, up it goes. And yet never grows?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1033 I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1034 If you are a velophile, what is it that you love?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1035 What year comes next in this sequence: 1973 1979 1987 1993 1997 1999
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1036 Alice is walking throught the forest of forgetfulness. She wants to know what day of the week it is. She stops and asks a lion and a unicorn. Now the lion lies all of the time on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. The unicorn always lies on Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Alice asks the lion what day it is, he says, “Well, yesterday was one of my lying days.”Alice can't figure it out just from the lion's answer so she asks the unicorn and the unicorn says, “Yesterday was also one of my lying days.”What day is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1037 You can take off all of my skin and I will not cry but YOU will Why ?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1038 How can you physically stand behind your friend as he physically stands behind you?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1039 Be you ever so quick, with vision keen, by your eyes, we are never seen. Unless perchance it should come to pass, you see our reflection in a looking glass. What are we?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1040 A man is lying drowned in a dead forest, far from water. How did this happen?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1041 If you toss a die and it comes up with the number one 9 times in a row, what is the probability that it will come up with one on the next throw?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1042 I come at the end of time and at the start of eternitiy. I come four times in every week, but only once in a thousand years. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1043 Two convicts are locked in a cell. There is an unbarred window high up in the cell. No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they can't reach the window to escape. They then decide to tunnel out. However, they give up with the tunneling because it will take too long. Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell. What is his plan?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1044 How is it that a person born in Massachusetts, whose parents were both born in Massachusetts, is not born a U.S. Citizen?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1045 so your in a mansion and the powers out. you see a green door and a red door which do you go through (It does'nt matter which door). Now you see a purple door and a orange door which do you go through. now you see a door with a golden handle and a door with a silver handle which door do you go through no you finally come to some signs 1 says death from drowning another says death from machine guns and the last 1 says death from electric chair (all the signs are on doors). then you see a big sign that says or stay in the mansion and starve to death. which do you do and also live.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1046 Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1047 A farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1048 Which is heavier ? A pound of feathers or a pound of gold.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1049 Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, When I have flown.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1050 A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: The Wife said she was sleeping. The Cook was cooking breakfast. The Gardener was picking vegetables. The Maid was getting the mail. The Butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1051 This old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1052 Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet. Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you'll know, when you I do claim. Who am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1053 What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1054 What can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be consumed?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1055 Rungs of a Ladder The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart. If the water is rising at the rate of one foot an hour, how long will it take until the water covers over the ladder?...
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1056 I can be found on a human or beast all people should have one at least I can be any shape or any size and my history you'll despise What Am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1057 what has six legs but olny walks with 4?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1058 A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1059 You heard me before, Yet you hear me again. Then I die, 'Til you call me again What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1060 Four men sat down to play. They played all night till break of day. They played for gold and not for fun. With separate scores for everyone. When they had come to square accounts. They all had made quite fair amounts. Can you the paradox explain. If no one lost, how all could gain?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1061 A woman was horrified to find a fly in her tea. The waiter took her cup and went into the kitchen and returned with a fresh cup of tea. She shouted, “You brought me the same tea!”How did she know?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1062 There is a bus full of people travelling over San Francisco and no one gets off the bus throughout the journey. But when it gets to the other side there is not a single person left. How is this possible?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1063 When I left, I didn't know where I was going; when I got there, I didn't know where I was; when I returned, I didn't know where I had been. Who was I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1064 I never was, am always to be, No one ever saw me, nor ever will And yet I am the confidence of all To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1065 Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1066 Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, Two letters there are, And two only in me. I'm double, I'm single, I'm black, blue, and gray, I'm read from both ends, And the same either way. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1067 What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1068 At night they come without being fetched, And by day they are lost without being stolen.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1069 if you stack thousands of pizza pies on top of eachother what would you get?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1070 What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees. Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows. What is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1071 What falls but doesn't break, and what breaks but doesn't fall?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1072 What goes into the water red and comes out black?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1073 With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force its doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1074 Dead on the field lie ten soldiers in white, felled by three eyes, black as night. What happened?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1075 I am a rock group that has 4 members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assasinated. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1076 There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the woman had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them. He agreed. At night, he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home. One day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard's garden. He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly, he knew the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1077 I have two arms, but fingers none. I have two feet, but cannot run. I carry well, but I have found I carry best with my feet OFF the ground. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1078 Who spends the day at the window, goes to the table for meals and hides at night?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1079 What is the value of 1/2 of 2/3 of 3/4 of 4/5 of 5/6 of 6/7 of 7/8 of 8/9 of 9/10 of 1,000?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1080 A man was going to buy a $5000 car, but he didn't pay a penny for the car, how is this possible?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1081 I'm not really more than holes tied to more holes; I'm strong as good steel, though not as stiff as a pole. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1082 If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1083 Which triangle has a bigger area: 1. A triangle with sides measuring 300, 400, and 500. 2. A triangle with sides measuring 300, 400, and 700.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1084 I've got ten or more daughters. I've got less than ten daughters. I've got at least one daughter. If only one of these statements is true, how many daughters have I got?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1085 A beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother. How could this be?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1086 A woman was horrified to find a fly in her tea. The waiter took her cup and went into the kitchen and returned with a fresh cup of tea. She shouted, “You brought me the same tea!”How did she know?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1087 No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1088 It is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of the end, and the end of every space. What is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1089 Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it, Five in the middle is seen; First of all figures, the first of all letters, Take up their stations between. Join all together, and then you will bring Before you the name of an eminent king.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1090 My first is often at the front door. My second is found in the cereal family. My third is what most people want. My whole is one of the United States.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1091 Some say we are red, some say we are green. Some play us, some spray us. What are we?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1092 A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is rarely consumed, served warm and taken straight from its source. The man is a sucker for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it. What is his favorite drink?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1093 Harry went out to dinner with his friends Larry, Barry, and Gary. Harry sat across from Gary. At Gary's right, opposite Barry, sat Larry. When the waiter came for their orders, Larry and Barry ordered steak. Gary chose fish, and Harry (who likes to be difficult) ordered like this: “Unless the man at the left of the man opposite the man who ordered fish is not having what the man across from the man at the right of the man at my left is having, then I'll have what the man across from the man at the right of the man opposite me ordered. Otherwise, bring me the fettucine alfredo.”Assuming “right”and “left”is from the viewpoint of the diners, what did Harry order?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1094 I can trap many different things and colors, Ever changing, not boring. Look closely and you may find yourself also caught in my trap. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1095 You are in a room that is completely bricked in on all four sides, including the ceiling and floor. You have nothing but a mirror and a wooden table in the room with you. How do you get out?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1096 A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said “Parrot repeats everything it hears.”A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1097 What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1098 Does the law allow a man to marry his widow's sister?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1099 I turn around once. What is out will not get in. I turn around again. What is in will not get out. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1100 Inspector Morse was outside a milkbar when a lady screamed 'NO JOHN NO!!' inspector Morse ran inside the milkbar and inside there was a woman dead on the floor in the Bar there was a lawyer , a milkman , a singer , a teacher and the shop owner . Without hesitation Inspector Morse arrested the milkman. Why is this ?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1101 When I point up it's bright, but when I point down it's dark. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1102 A hundred feet in the air, but it's back is on the ground. What is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1103 When John was six years old he hammered a nail into his favorite tree to mark his height. Ten years later at age sixteen, John returned to see how much higher the nail was. If the tree grew by five centimeters each year, how much higher would the nail be?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #1104 You can't keep this until you have given it.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40