• #1506 You pick it, You peel the outside, You cook the inside, You eat the outside, And throw away the inside. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1507 A man is in a solid metal room. Solid metal floor, ceiling and walls. The ONLY thing in the room is a table. How does he get out?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1508 I turn around once. What is out will not get in. I turn around again. What is in will not get out. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1509 If you toss a die and it comes up with the number one 9 times in a row, what is the probability that it will come up with one on the next throw?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1510 I am like day, you can find me near the river any day, and you can make almost anything out of me. who am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1511 Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1512 What do you use to hoe a row, slay a foe, and wring with woe?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1513 Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg are white,”or “The yolk of the egg is white?“
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1514 You can see nothing else When you look in my face, I will look you in the eye And I will never lie.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1515 A train just leaves a station and enters a tunnel. Where is the best place for a claustrophobic person to sit?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1516 I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. Can you name me?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1517 The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart. If the water is rising at the rate of one foot an hour, how long will it take until the water covers over the ladder?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1518 What goes through the door without pinching itself? What sits on the stove without burning itself? What sits on the table and is not ashamed?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1519 No legs have I to dance, No lungs have I to breathe, No life have I to live or die And yet I do all three. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1520 What's as big as you are yet doesn't weigh an ounce?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1521 Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it, Five in the middle is seen; First of all figures, the first of all letters, Take up their stations between. Join all together, and then you will bring Before you the name of an eminent king.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1522 It's been around for millions of years, but it's no more than a month old. What is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1523 During the Holocaust there is a jewish man who has managed to evade the nazi soldiers fro many months. He has finally made it to the border of Germany, but to his dismay, there is a massive river blocking his way with only one bridge over. The bridge was under nazi control and any person caught trying to exit Germany will be killed on the spot, but any Polish person caught trying to enter Germany without the proper papers will be sent back to Poland. There is only one gaurd on this bridge and he only checks the bridge for people every three minutes. Now, no matter how quickly any person may run, this bridge will always take exactly five minutes to cross. How can the German man exit Germany without being caught and killed?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1524 Determine what letter should replace the ? at the end: M M L J A R C C G E P C ?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1525 its is the beginning of existence and the end of time, its the beginning of everything and the end of space, what am i?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1526 I am a rock group that has 4 members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assasinated. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1527 A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1528 In a contest, four fruits (an apple, a banana, an orange, and a pear) have been placed in four closed boxes (one fruit per box). People may guess which fruit is in which box. 123 people participate in the contest. When the boxes are opened, it turns out that 43 people have guessed none of the fruits correctly, 39 people have guessed one fruit correctly, and 31 people have guessed two fruits correctly. The Question: How many people have guessed three fruits correctly, and how many people have guessed four fruits correctly?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1529 There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the woman had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them. He agreed. At night, he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home. One day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard's garden. He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly, he knew the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1530 Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess named Anna. Anna's father, the King, wanted to be sure his daughter married an intelligent man. To test his daughter's suitors the King hid Anna's picture in one of three boxes. The suitor had to be able to select the box with Anna's picture on one try and within twenty seconds. On the gold box was the message “Anna's picture is in this box“. The silver box had the message “Anna's picture is not in this box.”“Anna's picture is not in the gold box”was written on the bronze box. The King would tell each suitor “Only one of the three messages is correct.”Which box contained Anna's picture?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1531 I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle? 97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the correct answer?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1532 How do you make “one”disappear?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1533 A large truck is crossing a bridge 1 mile long. The bridge can only hold 14000 lbs, which is the exact weight of the truck. The truck makes it half way across the bridge and stops. A bird lands on the truck. Does the bridge collapse?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1534 I have a little house in which I live all alone. It has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1535 As a whole, I am both safe and secure. Behead me, and I become a place of meeting. Behead me again, and I am the partner of ready. Restore me, and I become the domain of beasts. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1536 I come at the end of time and at the start of eternitiy. I come four times in every week, but only once in a thousand years. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1537 What can go up a chimney down, but cannot go down a chimney up?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1538 What is it the more you take, the more you leave behind?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1539 If who I am is whom I love, but whom I love is lost.... then who am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1540 If you go to the movies and you're paying, is it cheaper to take one friend to the movies twice, or two friends to the movies at the same time?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1541 A clock chimes 5 times in 4 seconds. How many times will it chime in 10 seconds?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1542 There was a buss with 26 people in it. Then, they decided to cross the Golden Gate Bridge. When they crossed the bridge, there was no single person left. Also, no one got out from the bus. What happened?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1543 { People walk on me day and night. I never sleep...... Who am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1544 A hiker comes to a fork in the road and doesn't know which way to go to reach his destination. There are two men at the fork, one of whom always tells the truth while the other always lies. The hiker doesn't know which is which, though. He may ask one of the men only one question to find his way. Which man does he ask, and what is the question?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1545 Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1546 There was a yellow eye on a blue face, and a red eye on a green face. The yellow eye said to the red eye “we are both the same, only i'm higher, and you are lower“. What are they?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1547 What does man love more than life Fear more than death or mortal strife What the poor have, the rich require, and what contented men desire, What the miser spends and the spendthrift saves And all men carry to their graves?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1548 Three robbers robbed a store. Once they came out they were totally changed, but they still continued robbing. Why?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1549 There is a certain family with both girl and boy children. Each of the boys has the same number of brothers as he has sisters. Each of the girls has twice as many brothers as she has sisters. How many boys and girls are there in this family?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1550 What is it the more you take, the more you leave behind?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1551 Four men sat down to play. They played all night till break of day. They played for gold and not for fun. With separate scores for everyone. When they had come to square accounts. They all had made quite fair amounts. Can you the paradox explain. If no one lost, how all could gain?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1552 There is a clothing store in Bartlesville. The owner has devised his own method of pricing items. A vest costs $20, socks cost $25, a tie costs $15 and a blouse costs $30. Using the method, how much would a pair of underwear cost?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1553 how does the turtle with no legs cross the road????????? HINT take the f out of free and the f out of way!!!!!!!!!
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1554 I can be created by humans, but they cannot control me. I suck on wood, paper and flesh alike. I can be more of a hindrance than help. To my creators, I seem to be everywhere at once. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1555 What part of the turkey has the most feathers?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1556 When you stop and look, you can always see me. If you try to touch you cannot feel me. I cannot move, but as you near me, I will move away from you. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1557 As I was going to the mall I met a man with seven wives, Each wive held two bags, Each bag held a mother cat, Each mother cat had six babies, How many people where going to the mall?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1558 What kind of rocks does Frankenstein have in his collection?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1559 A psychologist goes to a village in Africa and decides to compare foot size to intelligence. He notes that in general, as foot size increases, so does intelligence. How can this be?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1560 a cat goes to the top of a 50 story building and jumpsout but doesnt die or get hurt and doesnt land on any thing,what happened
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1561 how many animals did moses take on the arc with him?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1562 If you say my name I am no more.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1563 What kind of storm is always in a rush?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1564 A sign on the barber's door says “I shave only those who do not shave themselves“. Does the barber shave himself?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1565 Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1566 I am like day, you can find me near the river any day, and you can make almost anything out of me. who am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1567 What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1568 Joe and Sally where sitting in their family room one night. While Joe was watching T.V, his wife Sally was reading. All of a sudden the power went out and Joe decided to go to bed, but Sally kept on reading. With no use of artificial light, Sally kept on reading. How?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1569 Can you arrange the numbers 1 to 9 in the circles so that each straight line of three numbers totals 18? {mospagebreak}{mospagebreak}
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1570 What can bring back the dead; make us cry, make us laugh, make us young; born in an instant yet lasts a life time?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1571 What goes into the water black and comes out red?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1572 It runs and runs but can never flee. It is often watched, yet never sees. When long it brings boredom, When short it brings fear. What is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1573 What kind of running means walking?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1574 A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds, and then puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1575 A man was going to buy a $5000 car, but he didn't pay a penny for the car, how is this possible?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1576 I turn around once. What is out will not get in. I turn around again. What is in will not get out. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1577 We are little creatures; all of us have different features. One of us in glass is set; one of us you'll find in jet. Another you may see in tin, and the fourth is boxed within . If the fifth you should pursue, it can never fly from you. What are we?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1578 What is the difference between a school boy studying and a farmer watching his cattle?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1579 Two words, my answer is only two words. To keep me, you must give me.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1580 You live in a one story house made “entirely of redwood“. What color would the stairs be?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1581 I herald the darkness which descends on all creatures; You will know my approach by moans and wracked features. I visit the hippo, hyena, and horse, But never go near snails and spiders, of course. I would circle the glove, leaping one to the other, Should all the world's people ever clasp hands together. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1582 What can you catch but not throw?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1583 You live in a one story house made “entirely of redwood“. What color would the stairs be?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1584 It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1585 If you go to the movies and you're paying, is it cheaper to take one friend to the movies twice, or two friends to the movies at the same time?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1586 I can be long, or I can be short. I can be grown, and I can be bought. I can be painted, or left bare. I can be round, or square. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1587 If you screw a light bulb into a socket by turning the bulb toward the right with your right hand, which way would you turn the socket with your left hand in order to unscrew it while holding the bulb stationary?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1588 Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1589 What has no beginning, end, or middle?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1590 In a contest, four fruits (an apple, a banana, an orange, and a pear) have been placed in four closed boxes (one fruit per box). People may guess which fruit is in which box. 123 people participate in the contest. When the boxes are opened, it turns out that 43 people have guessed none of the fruits correctly, 39 people have guessed one fruit correctly, and 31 people have guessed two fruits correctly. The Question: How many people have guessed three fruits correctly, and how many people have guessed four fruits correctly?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1591 A large truck is crossing a bridge 1 mile long. The bridge can only hold 14000 lbs, which is the exact weight of the truck. The truck makes it half way across the bridge and stops. A bird lands on the truck. Does the bridge collapse?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1592 Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1593 Bouncing Bob was riding a particularly frisky horse when suddenly its bridle came off. As they raced down the road, a screaming Bob clung to the horse's ears for dear life. Out of the corner of his eye, Bob saw a car coming, and realizing the horse was completely out of control, he panicked. Flailing his arms about, he accidentally caused the horse to come to an abrupt halt. What could Bouncing Bob have done to make the horse stop?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1594 The king dies and two men, the true heir and an impostor, both claim to be his long-lost son. Both fit the description of the rightful heir: about the right age, height, coloring and general appearance. Finally, one of the elders proposes a test to identify the true heir. One man agrees to the test while the other flatly re-fuses. The one who agreed is immediately sent on his way, and the one who re-fused is correctly identified as the rightful heir. Can you figure out why?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1595 What is it that is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1596 I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air. Who am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1597 I am a box that holds keys without locks, yet they can unlock your soul. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1598 I'm so fast you can't see me, Though everyone sees straight through me, I don't stop until the day you die. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1599 If a wheel has 64 spokes, how many spaces are there between the spokes?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1600 A man buys a rope from a woman for $3.00 and hands the woman a $10 bill. The woman goes into the grocery store next door to get change. She returns and gives the man $7.00. After the man leaves, the clerk from the store comes and says, “Hey, that was a counterfeit bill you gave me.”The woman gives the clerk a good bill. How much has the woman lost?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1601 This is as light as a feather, Yet no man can hold it for long. What is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1602 Dave and Brad, two popular politicians, met at a club to discuss the overthrow of their party leader. They each ordered a vodka on the rocks. Brad downed his and ordered another. He then drank his second in a gulp and decided to wait before he ordered a third. Meanwhile, Dave, who was sipping his drink, suddenly fell forward dead. Both men were setup for an assassination. Why did Dave die and Brad live?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1603 There was a man who was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister. Yet, there was nothing wrong with what he had done. Why?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1604 Something very extraordinary happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at 12:34 a.m. What was it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41
• #1605 The beginning of eternity, the end of time and space; the beginning of every end, and the end of every place. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:41