• #2606 Three robbers robbed a store. Once they came out they were totally changed, but they still continued robbing. Why?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2607 There was a buss with 26 people in it. Then, they decided to cross the Golden Gate Bridge. When they crossed the bridge, there was no single person left. Also, no one got out from the bus. What happened?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2608 Many things can create one, it can be of any shape or size, it is created for various reasons, and it can shrink or grow with time. What is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2609 Bouncing Bob was riding a particularly frisky horse when suddenly its bridle came off. As they raced down the road, a screaming Bob clung to the horse's ears for dear life. Out of the corner of his eye, Bob saw a car coming, and realizing the horse was completely out of control, he panicked. Flailing his arms about, he accidentally caused the horse to come to an abrupt halt. What could Bouncing Bob have done to make the horse stop?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2610 What word starting with BR, that with the addition of the letter E, becomes another word that sounds the same as the first?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2611 Inside a burning house, this thing is best to make. And best to make it quickly, before the fire's too much to take!
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2612 You must keep this thing, its loss will affect your brothers. For once yours is lost, it will soon be lost by others.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2613 David's father has three sons : Snap, Krackel, and _____ ?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2614 You are walking down a road and you encounter a fork in the road and you do not know the correct way to go. There are two men standing at the junction and both know the correct road. One man always lies, and the other man always tells the truth, but you do not know who is the liar and who is the one who tells the truth. You can only ask each man one question, but it must be the same question for both. What is the question that would allow you to get the information necessary to choose the correct path?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2615 You are in a room where there are no metal objects except for two iron rods. Only one of them is a magnet. How can you identify this magnet?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2616 Weight in my belly, Trees on my back. Nails in my ribs, Feet I do lack.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2617 At the sound of me, men may dream, Or stamp their feet. At the sound of me, women may laugh, Or sometimes weep.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2618 Poke your fingers in my eyes and I will open wide my jaws. Linen cloth, quills, or paper, my greedy lust devours them all.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2619 How many letters are in the alphabet?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2620 The strangest creature you'll ever find: Two eyes in front and many many more behind.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2621 It's been around for millions of years, but it's no more than a month old. What is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2622 Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red.What am I ?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2623 If a man carried my burden he would break his back. I am not big but leave silver in my tracks. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2624 I make you weak at the worst of times but in the ned i keep you safe, You will sweat in my presience even as you grow cold, i dwell with the weak and easily the brave but with out me who could tell the difference. Who am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2625 What goes up and never comes down?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2626 A sign on the barber's door says “I shave only those who do not shave themselves“. Does the barber shave himself?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2627 What sport has four letters, is played all around the world, and begins with a T?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2628 Old Mother Twitchett had but one eye, and a long tail which she let fly; and every time she went through a gap, a bit of her tail she left in a trap. What is she?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2629 There was a man who was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister. Yet, there was nothing wrong with what he had done. Why?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2630 Be you ever so quick, with vision keen, by your eyes, we are never seen. Unless perchance it should come to pass, you see our reflection in a looking glass. What are we?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2631 How many 1 foot by 1 foot bricks would it take to complete a building that's 20 feet long on all four sides and 20 feet high?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2632 Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2633 I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air. Who am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2634 there is a man he leaves home and runs around three blocks, when he comes back home their are two masked men, who are they?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2635 What question can you never answer?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2636 You are standing on the top one of two solid metal pillars. They are both exactly one kilometer apart from each other and they both stand one kilometer high. There is absolutely nothing around these pillars, but you have one small twig, one small rock and an unlimited supply of rope. Usuing only the materials named, how can you get from the top of the pillar that you are on to the top of the other pillar?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2637 During the Holocaust there is a jewish man who has managed to evade the nazi soldiers fro many months. He has finally made it to the border of Germany, but to his dismay, there is a massive river blocking his way with only one bridge over. The bridge was under nazi control and any person caught trying to exit Germany will be killed on the spot, but any Polish person caught trying to enter Germany without the proper papers will be sent back to Poland. There is only one gaurd on this bridge and he only checks the bridge for people every three minutes. Now, no matter how quickly any person may run, this bridge will always take exactly five minutes to cross. How can the German man exit Germany without being caught and killed?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2638 I am always hungry, I must always be fed, The finger I lick Will soon turn red.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2639 A man lay dead in a room with 51 bicycles around him. What happened?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2640 If life gets tough, what do you have that you can always count on?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2641 How can you physically stand behind your friend as he physically stands behind you?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2642 Round as a button, Deep as a well. If you want me to talk, You must first pull my tail. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2643 Inside a burning house, this thing is best to make. And best to make it quickly, before the fire's too much to take!
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2644 The faster you work, the longer it is before you're done, and the slower you work, the sooner you're finished?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2645 a cat goes to the top of a 50 story building and jumpsout but doesnt die or get hurt and doesnt land on any thing,what happened
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2646 Inspector Morse was outside a milkbar when a lady screamed 'NO JOHN NO!!' inspector Morse ran inside the milkbar and inside there was a woman dead on the floor in the Bar there was a lawyer , a milkman , a singer , a teacher and the shop owner . Without hesitation Inspector Morse arrested the milkman. Why is this ?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2647 There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it. If you are not allowed to move in any way (other than your eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2648 Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2649 A man was shot to death while in his car. There were no powder marks on his clothing, which indicated that the gunman was outside the car. However, all the windows were up and the doors locked. After a close inspection was made, the only bullet-holes discovered were on the man's body. How was he murdered?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2650 I was framed, yet I didn't commit a crime, and the person who framed me committed no crime. How is this possible?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2651 You and your three friends stay over night at a hotel it costs thirty to stay over each of you pay 10 bucks shortly after you get back the bellhop arrives and gives you 5 bucks becasue it was only 25 dollars you give the bellhop a tip of 2 bucks and your friends both a dollar WHERE DID THE LAST DOLLAR GO !!!
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2652 What goes through the door without pinching itself? What sits on the stove without burning itself? What sits on the table and is not ashamed?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2653 My first is in fish but not in snail, My second is in rabbit but not in tail. My third is in up but not in down, My fourth is in tiara but not in crown. My fifth is in tree you plainly see, My whole a food for you and me. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2654 A wife and her husband were driving in their car on the highway. All of a sudden, they ran out of gas. So the husband said to the wife, “Now, you stay here. I will go down the highway to the nearest gas station, and I will be about 1 hour. Just listen to the radio and read some books, and remember to lock all the windows and doors. I will leave the keys with you.”So, off the husband went, and the wife first locked ALL the windows and doors. Next, she turned on the radio, and this is what she heard on the news report: “THERE IS A MURDERER ON THE LOOSE. HE WAS LAST SEEN ON THE HIGHWAY, WEARING ALL BLACK, ABOUT 5 FOOT 11 INCHES. PLEASE, BE AWARE AND CONTACT THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY.”The wife got very scared. She turned off the radio and double checked the locked doors. Then she saw the murderer, only a couple feet away from the car. An hour later, the husband returned to his car. Inside the car, his wife was DEAD, she had been murdered. All the windows were still locked, and the doors. No windows were broken, and the car was in PERFECT condition. No scratches or anything, it was the same way as when he left it. How did the murderer kill the wife?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2655 It is said among my people that some things are improved by death. Tell me, what stinks while living, but in death, smells good?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2656 They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2657 A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2658 When I left, I didn't know where I was going; when I got there, I didn't know where I was; when I returned, I didn't know where I had been. Who was I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2659 We are little creatures; all of us have different features. One of us in glass is set; one of us you'll find in jet. Another you may see in tin, and the fourth is boxed within . If the fifth you should pursue, it can never fly from you. What are we?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2660 You can spin, wheel and twist, but this thing can turn without moving. What is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2661 How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2662 The strangest creature you'll ever find: Two eyes in front and many many more behind.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2663 I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air. Who am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2664 Inspector Morse was outside a milkbar when a lady screamed 'NO JOHN NO!!' inspector Morse ran inside the milkbar and inside there was a woman dead on the floor in the Bar there was a lawyer , a milkman , a singer , a teacher and the shop owner . Without hesitation Inspector Morse arrested the milkman. Why is this ?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2665 If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2666 Shortly after jumping from an aircraft at 5000 or so feet, a man deploys his parachute. When he looks up he sees a rather large hole in his parachute. Nonetheless he lands safely without assistance and without using his reserve chute. Why did he survive?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2667 If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2668 Peter celebrated his birthday on one day, and two days later his older twin brother, Paul, celebrated his birthday. How could this be?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2669 It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening. What is it
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2670 I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. Can you name me?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2671 Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2672 What kind of storm is always in a rush?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2673 a man and his son were driving to meet there mom when they got in a car wreck. on the way to the ER the man past away. the surgeon said i cant operate on this boy he is my son. how ca n this be?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2674 Four men sat down to play. They played all night till break of day. They played for gold and not for fun. With separate scores for everyone. When they had come to square accounts. They all had made quite fair amounts. Can you the paradox explain. If no one lost, how all could gain?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2675 Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call. What is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2676 Walking home one day, you take a short cut along the train tracks. The tracks cross a narrow bridge over a deep gorge. At the point you are 3/8 of the way across the bridge, you hear the train whistle somewhere behind you. You charge across the bridge, and jump off the track as the train is about to run you down. As it happens, if you had gone the other way, you would have reached safety just before being run over as well. If you can run ten miles per hour, how fast is the train moving?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2677 Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, Two letters there are, And two only in me. I'm double, I'm single, I'm black, blue, and gray, I'm read from both ends, And the same either way. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2678 I'm related to you. I'm really close to you! I'm your cousins aunt. Who am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2679 I come at the end of time and at the start of eternitiy. I come four times in every week, but only once in a thousand years. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2680 Dave and Brad, two popular politicians, met at a club to discuss the overthrow of their party leader. They each ordered a vodka on the rocks. Brad downed his and ordered another. He then drank his second in a gulp and decided to wait before he ordered a third. Meanwhile, Dave, who was sipping his drink, suddenly fell forward dead. Both men were setup for an assassination. Why did Dave die and Brad live?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2681 A king decided to let a prisoner try to escape the prison with his life. The king placed 2 marbles in a jar that was glued to a table. One of the marbles was supposed to be black, and one was supposed to be blue. If the prisoner could pick the blue marble, he would escape the prison with his life. If he picked the black marble, he would be executed. However, the king was very mean, and he wickedly placed 2 black marbles in the jars and no blue marbles. The prisoner witnessed the king only putting 2 black marbles in the jars. If the jar was not see-through and the jar was glued to the table and that the prisoner was mute so he could not say anything, how did he escape with his life?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2682 What goes through the door without pinching itself? What sits on the stove without burning itself? What sits on the table and is not ashamed?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2683 How far can a dog run into the woods?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2684 As I was going to the mall I met a man with seven wives, Each wive held two bags, Each bag held a mother cat, Each mother cat had six babies, How many people where going to the mall?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2685 Why Does 1 = 3 2 = 3 3 = 5 4 = 4 5 = 4 6 = 3 7 = 5 8 = 5 9 = 4 10 = 3
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2686 Imagine you are in a room with 3 switches. In an adjacent room there are 3 bulbs (let's say in lamps which are on a regular table), each switch belongs to one bulb. All are off at the moment. It is impossible to see from one room to another. No help from anybody else is allowed. How can you find out which switch belongs to which bulb, if you may enter the room with the bulbs only once?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2687 I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle? 97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the correct answer?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2688 How is it that a person born in Massachusetts, whose parents were both born in Massachusetts, is not born a U.S. Citizen?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2689 When you stop and look, you can always see me. If you try to touch you cannot feel me. I cannot move, but as you near me, I will move away from you. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2690 A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds, and then puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2691 Daniel, my son, is exactly one fifth of my age. In 21 years time, I will be exactly twice his age. My wife is exactly seven times older than my daughter, Jessica. In 8 years time, my wife will be three times older then Jessica. How old are Daniel and Jessica now?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2692 When they are caught, they are thrown away. When they escape, you itch all day. What are they?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2693 You can spin, wheel and twist, but this thing can turn without moving. What is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2694 What can bring back the dead; make us cry, make us laugh, make us young; born in an instant yet lasts a life time?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2695 Determine what letter should replace the ? at the end: M M L J A R C C G E P C ?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2696 There are two bodies on the floor. They are surrounded by water and broken glass. How did they die?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2697 I'm a riddle in nine syllables, An elephant, a ponderous house, A melon strolling on two tendrils O red fruit, Ivory, fine timber! The loaf's big with it's yeasty rising Money's new minted in this fat purse. I'm a means, a stage, a cow in calf. I've eaten a bag of green apples Boarded the train there's no getting off.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2698 Alice is walking throught the forest of forgetfulness. She wants to know what day of the week it is. She stops and asks a lion and a unicorn. Now the lion lies all of the time on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. The unicorn always lies on Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Alice asks the lion what day it is, he says, “Well, yesterday was one of my lying days.”Alice can't figure it out just from the lion's answer so she asks the unicorn and the unicorn says, “Yesterday was also one of my lying days.”What day is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2699 ees llahs uoy dna sdrawkcab siht daer eeht ot flesti laever lliw elddir eht erbmun a si eulc eht ton si rewsna eht redroni hguorht desuac redro fo tuo yltnerruc nihtiw seil rewsna eht
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2700 Why did the baseball coach tell the baseball player to go to the bank?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2701 A kind man comes across a dirty box, a voice says to him “Coconuts, $5 a dozen”With his lightning quick arithmetic he calculates that if he sold those same coconuts to the coconut air assault team for the accepted rate of $3 per dozen that in no time at all he would be a millionaire. What's with this guy, assuming his math is accurate?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2702 Here on Earth it's always true, that a day follows a day. But there is a place where yesterday always follows today!
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2703 Inside a burning house, this thing is best to make. And best to make it quickly, before the fire's too much to take!
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2704 Peter celebrated his birthday on one day, and two days later his older twin brother, Paul, celebrated his birthday. How could this be?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #2705 I turn around once. What is out will not get in. I turn around again. What is in will not get out. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43