• #3006 I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air. Who am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3007 what is brown and stiky and goes round and round
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3008 How many letters are in the alphabet?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3009 A man was just about to put his key in the door when he heard his wife scream “No Charlie, don't do it!”The man walked in his house to find his wife dead on the floor next to a doctor, a lawyer and a police officer. None of them had name tags and the man did not know who any of them were. The only thing the man knew is that the police officer did it. How did he know?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3010 There is a barrel with no lid and some wine in it. “This barrel of wine is more than half full,”said Curly. “No it's not,”says Mo. “It's less than half full.” Without any measuring implements and without removing any wine from the barrel, how can they easily determine who is correct?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3011 Bouncing Bob was riding a particularly frisky horse when suddenly its bridle came off. As they raced down the road, a screaming Bob clung to the horse's ears for dear life. Out of the corner of his eye, Bob saw a car coming, and realizing the horse was completely out of control, he panicked. Flailing his arms about, he accidentally caused the horse to come to an abrupt halt. What could Bouncing Bob have done to make the horse stop?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3012 No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3013 I make you weak at the worst of all times. I keep you safe, I keep you fine. I make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold, I visit the weak, but seldom the bold. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3014 This is as light as a feather, Yet no man can hold it for long. What is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3015 If you have three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3016 its is the beginning of existence and the end of time, its the beginning of everything and the end of space, what am i?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3017 Which clock works best, the one that loses a minute a day, or the one that doesn't work at all?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3018 A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3019 If you spell out all the numbers, how far do you have to go until you use the letter a?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3020 All about, but cannot be seen, Can be captured, cannot be held, No throat, but can be heard. What is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3021 What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3022 When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3023 A man buys a rope from a woman for $3.00 and hands the woman a $10 bill. The woman goes into the grocery store next door to get change. She returns and gives the man $7.00. After the man leaves, the clerk from the store comes and says, “Hey, that was a counterfeit bill you gave me.”The woman gives the clerk a good bill. How much has the woman lost?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3024 I'm so fast you can't see me, Though everyone sees straight through me, I don't stop until the day you die. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3025 a cat goes to the top of a 50 story building and jumpsout but doesnt die or get hurt and doesnt land on any thing,what happened
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3026 One by one we come to life and side by side we wait, while our company swells in number some come early some come late. Some will bore you, some enthrill, but you can not choose between us, you must take us one and all, because we're bound together tightly and we're naught if we break free; if you want some clues about us simply answer who are we?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3027 I was framed, yet I didn't commit a crime, and the person who framed me committed no crime. How is this possible?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3028 You are standing on the top one of two solid metal pillars. They are both exactly one kilometer apart from each other and they both stand one kilometer high. There is absolutely nothing around these pillars, but you have one small twig, one small rock and an unlimited supply of rope. Usuing only the materials named, how can you get from the top of the pillar that you are on to the top of the other pillar?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3029 You are trapped in a dimly lit dungeon deep below the city of Berlin.You know that one door leads to freedom,and a holiday in the canary islands,while the other leads to death. There are two armed giants,each gaurding one of the doors.You know that the giants names are Ivan and Mike.You do not know which is which. You also know that one of them always tells the truth, while the other always tells lies.Yet again,you do not know which is which. You are allowed to ask one of the giants one question. What question should you ask???
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3030 A wife and her husband were driving in their car on the highway. All of a sudden, they ran out of gas. So the husband said to the wife, “Now, you stay here. I will go down the highway to the nearest gas station, and I will be about 1 hour. Just listen to the radio and read some books, and remember to lock all the windows and doors. I will leave the keys with you.”So, off the husband went, and the wife first locked ALL the windows and doors. Next, she turned on the radio, and this is what she heard on the news report: “THERE IS A MURDERER ON THE LOOSE. HE WAS LAST SEEN ON THE HIGHWAY, WEARING ALL BLACK, ABOUT 5 FOOT 11 INCHES. PLEASE, BE AWARE AND CONTACT THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY.”The wife got very scared. She turned off the radio and double checked the locked doors. Then she saw the murderer, only a couple feet away from the car. An hour later, the husband returned to his car. Inside the car, his wife was DEAD, she had been murdered. All the windows were still locked, and the doors. No windows were broken, and the car was in PERFECT condition. No scratches or anything, it was the same way as when he left it. How did the murderer kill the wife?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3031 A black dog is sleeping in the middle of a black road that has no streetlights and there is no moon. A car coming down the road with its lights off steers around the dog. How did the driver know the dog was there?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3032 When they are caught, they are thrown away. When they escape, you itch all day. What are they?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3033 A man was going to buy a $5000 car, but he didn't pay a penny for the car, how is this possible?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3034 Never resting, never still. Moving silently from hill to hill. It does not walk, run or trot, All is cool where it is not. What is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3035 A rubber ball is tossed off the top of a 90 foot building. Every time it bounces, it goes back up half way. How many bounces will the ball take before it stops?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3036 A cloud was my mother, the wind is my father, my son is the cool stream, and my daughter is the fruit of the land. A rainbow is my bed, the earth my final resting place, and I'm the torment of man.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3037 If a wheel has 64 spokes, how many spaces are there between the spokes?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3038 What has no beginning, end, or middle?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3039 { A dad and son are in a car accident and the dad dies instantly and the son gets sent to hospital... The doctors have to operate on him, but one of the doctors turns around and says, “I can't operate on him.... he's my son. ” Who am I??
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3040 a cat goes to the top of a 50 story building and jumpsout but doesnt die or get hurt and doesnt land on any thing,what happened
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3041 When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3042 There was a yellow eye on a blue face, and a red eye on a green face. The yellow eye said to the red eye “we are both the same, only i'm higher, and you are lower“. What are they?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3043 If three cats catch three mice in three minutes, how many cats would be needed to catch 100 mice in 100 minutes?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3044 What is round on the ends and high in the middle?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3045 How many letters are in the alphabet?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3046 What can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be consumed?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3047 I never was, am always to be, No one ever saw me, nor ever will And yet I am the confidence of all To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3048 My first is in fish but not in snail, My second is in rabbit but not in tail. My third is in up but not in down, My fourth is in tiara but not in crown. My fifth is in tree you plainly see, My whole a food for you and me. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3049 Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call. What is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3050 Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call. What is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3051 You heard me before, Yet you hear me again. Then I die, 'Til you call me again What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3052 What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3053 You are walking down a road and you encounter a fork in the road and you do not know the correct way to go. There are two men standing at the junction and both know the correct road. One man always lies, and the other man always tells the truth, but you do not know who is the liar and who is the one who tells the truth. You can only ask each man one question, but it must be the same question for both. What is the question that would allow you to get the information necessary to choose the correct path?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3054 My first is in fish but not in snail, My second is in rabbit but not in tail. My third is in up but not in down, My fourth is in tiara but not in crown. My fifth is in tree you plainly see, My whole a food for you and me. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3055 A kind man comes across a dirty box, a voice says to him “Coconuts, $5 a dozen”With his lightning quick arithmetic he calculates that if he sold those same coconuts to the coconut air assault team for the accepted rate of $3 per dozen that in no time at all he would be a millionaire. What's with this guy, assuming his math is accurate?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3056 Which word in the English language becomes shorter when it is lengthened?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3057 I am the beginning of sorrow, and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk, yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never out of darkness.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3058 There is a barrel with no lid and some wine in it. “This barrel of wine is more than half full,”said Curly. “No it's not,”says Mo. “It's less than half full.” Without any measuring implements and without removing any wine from the barrel, how can they easily determine who is correct?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3059 A large truck is crossing a bridge 1 mile long. The bridge can only hold 14000 lbs, which is the exact weight of the truck. The truck makes it half way across the bridge and stops. A bird lands on the truck. Does the bridge collapse?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3060 A clock chimes 5 times in 4 seconds. How many times will it chime in 10 seconds?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3061 My first is often at the front door. My second is found in the cereal family. My third is what most people want. My whole is one of the United States.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3062 We are little creatures; all of us have different features. One of us in glass is set; one of us you'll find in jet. Another you may see in tin, and the fourth is boxed within . If the fifth you should pursue, it can never fly from you. What are we?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3063 It is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of the end, and the end of every space. What is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3064 My voice rises above the din, Sometimes catching all unaware. I never ask questions, yet get many answers.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3065 When I point up it's bright, but when I point down it's dark. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3066 A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said “Parrot repeats everything it hears.”A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3067 You want to send a valuable object to a friend. You have a box which is more than large enough to contain the object. You have several locks with keys. The box has a locking ring which is more than large enough to have a lock attached. But your friend does not have the key to any lock that you have. How do you do it? Note that you cannot send a key in an unlocked box, since it might be copied.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3068 I never was, am always to be, No one ever saw me, nor ever will, And yet I am the confidence of all To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3069 What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3070 Give me an x, I'll stand to face you. Give me a cross, I'll turn my back on you. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3071 Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3072 With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force its doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3073 Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3074 Three robbers robbed a store. Once they came out they were totally changed, but they still continued robbing. Why?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3075 Who bought it doesnt need it Who needs it didnt buy it Who ever sees it makes them cry What on earth am i??
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3076 A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3077 Detective Marty had been trailing three men suspected of committing several fur robberies. He received a message in a sealed envelope delivered by Roscoe, an underworld contact and decided to call Detective Sam, his partner. “I think I found out where the merchandise is stored,”said Detective Marty. Obviously Marty didn't want Roscoe to know what was in the envelope, so he read it to Sam in code. This is what Marty had said: “Flame mate weighty soak shave comedy debut stake scared.” What did the message say?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3078 what is black when clean and white when dirty?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3079 A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: The Wife said she was sleeping. The Cook was cooking breakfast. The Gardener was picking vegetables. The Maid was getting the mail. The Butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3080 Harry went out to dinner with his friends Larry, Barry, and Gary. Harry sat across from Gary. At Gary's right, opposite Barry, sat Larry. When the waiter came for their orders, Larry and Barry ordered steak. Gary chose fish, and Harry (who likes to be difficult) ordered like this: “Unless the man at the left of the man opposite the man who ordered fish is not having what the man across from the man at the right of the man at my left is having, then I'll have what the man across from the man at the right of the man opposite me ordered. Otherwise, bring me the fettucine alfredo.”Assuming “right”and “left”is from the viewpoint of the diners, what did Harry order?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3081 how does the turtle with no legs cross the road????????? HINT take the f out of free and the f out of way!!!!!!!!!
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3082 Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3083 A blue house is made of blue bricks. A yellow house is made of yellow bricks. A red house is made of red bricks. An orange house is made of orange bricks. What would a green house be made of?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3084 What question can someone ask all day long, always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers could be correct?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3085 A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: The Wife said she was sleeping. The Cook was cooking breakfast. The Gardener was picking vegetables. The Maid was getting the mail. The Butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3086 If you go to the movies and you're paying, is it cheaper to take one friend to the movies twice, or two friends to the movies at the same time?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3087 With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force its doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3088 You see a pig in the middle of the road. What do you do? A)Yell piggy figgy higgy kiggy biggy diggy B)Get a burger C)Go to an Irish Dance Competition D)Buy a money clip E)Jump F)Call your mom and say WOOOO HOOOO! G)Yes
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3089 What falls but doesn't break, and what breaks but doesn't fall?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3090 How can you clasp someone's hands together in such a manner that they cannot leave the room without unclasping them?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3091 Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3092 A man was born in 1898 He is still alive now at the age 33 How is this possible ?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3093 I am the fountain from which no one can drink. For many I am considered a necessary link. Like gold to all I am sought for, But my continued death brings wealth for all to want more. .What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3094 Shortly after jumping from an aircraft at 5000 or so feet, a man deploys his parachute. When he looks up he sees a rather large hole in his parachute. Nonetheless he lands safely without assistance and without using his reserve chute. Why did he survive?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3095 How Far Can You Walk into the woods?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3096 Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3097 I can be long, or I can be short. I can be grown, and I can be bought. I can be painted, or left bare. I can be round, or square. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3098 I say everything I hear to others around. I'm not an animal, nor part of the human race. I will, immediately, repeat after you; But only if my tail is in place. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3099 I give you a group of three. One is sitting down, and will never get up. The second eats as much as is given to him, yet is always hungry. The third goes away and never returns.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3100 Alice is walking throught the forest of forgetfulness. She wants to know what day of the week it is. She stops and asks a lion and a unicorn. Now the lion lies all of the time on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. The unicorn always lies on Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Alice asks the lion what day it is, he says, “Well, yesterday was one of my lying days.”Alice can't figure it out just from the lion's answer so she asks the unicorn and the unicorn says, “Yesterday was also one of my lying days.”What day is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3101 I make you weak at the worst of all times. I keep you safe, I keep you fine. I make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold, I visit the weak, but seldom the bold. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3102 You do not want to have it, But when you do have it, You do not want to lose it? What is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3103 If you toss a die and it comes up with the number one 9 times in a row, what is the probability that it will come up with one on the next throw?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3104 Why can't a woman, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43
• #3105 There was a yellow eye on a blue face, and a red eye on a green face. The yellow eye said to the red eye “we are both the same, only i'm higher, and you are lower“. What are they?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:43