• #3506 What's the least number of chairs you would you need around a table to sit four fathers, two grandfathers, and four sons?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3507 Why can't a woman, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3508 What has roots as nobody sees. Is taller than trees. Up, up it goes. And yet never grows?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3509 My thunder comes before the lightning; My lightning comes before the clouds; My rain dries all the land it touches. What am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3510 I am a tree, but I am very small... Who am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3511 so your in a mansion and the powers out. you see a green door and a red door which do you go through (It does'nt matter which door). Now you see a purple door and a orange door which do you go through. now you see a door with a golden handle and a door with a silver handle which door do you go through no you finally come to some signs 1 says death from drowning another says death from machine guns and the last 1 says death from electric chair (all the signs are on doors). then you see a big sign that says or stay in the mansion and starve to death. which do you do and also live.
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3512 An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3513 What is that which goes with a carriage, comes with a carriage, is of no use to a carriage, and yet the carriage cannot go without it?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3514 Daniel, my son, is exactly one fifth of my age. In 21 years time, I will be exactly twice his age. My wife is exactly seven times older than my daughter, Jessica. In 8 years time, my wife will be three times older then Jessica. How old are Daniel and Jessica now?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3515 Two men are in a desert. They both have packs on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his pack open, the guy who is dead has his pack closed. What is in the pack?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3516 A man was just doing his job when his suit was torn. Why did he die three minutes later?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3517 I am a fruit. I taste very yummy. I came from trees, ofcourse. I am color orange. What am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3518 A man is lying drowned in a dead forest, far from water. How did this happen?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3519 A man but an animal, a horn with two hands. What am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3520 The higher I climb, the hotter I engage, I can not escape my crystal cage. What am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3521 I make you weak at the worst of times but in the ned i keep you safe, You will sweat in my presience even as you grow cold, i dwell with the weak and easily the brave but with out me who could tell the difference. Who am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3522 A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. Who am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3523 Round as a button, Deep as a well. If you want me to talk, You must first pull my tail. What am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3524 What is red and blue, and purple and green? No one can reach it, not even the queen?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3525 A sharpshooter hung up his hat and put on a blindfold. He then walked 100 yards, turned around, and shot a bullet through his hat. The blindfold was a perfectly good one, completely blocking the man's vision. How did he manage this?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3526 Who is it that rows quickly with four oars but never comes out from under his own roof?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3527 Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3528 What is significant about 3661 seconds past midnight on 1st January 2001?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3529 My life can be measured in hours, I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick Fat, I am slow Wind is my foe.
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3530 A little pool with two layers of wall around it. One white and soft and the other dark and hard, amidst a light brown grassy lawn with an outline of a green grass. What am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3531 Peter celebrated his birthday on one day, and two days later his older twin brother, Paul, celebrated his birthday. How could this be?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3532 You and your three friends stay over night at a hotel it costs thirty to stay over each of you pay 10 bucks shortly after you get back the bellhop arrives and gives you 5 bucks becasue it was only 25 dollars you give the bellhop a tip of 2 bucks and your friends both a dollar WHERE DID THE LAST DOLLAR GO !!!
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3533 If a man carried my burden He would break his back. I am not rich, But leave silver in my track.
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3534 If you have three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3535 What's the least number of chairs you would you need around a table to sit four fathers, two grandfathers, and four sons?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3536 There are two bodies on the floor. They are surrounded by water and broken glass. How did they die?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3537 What has one foot on each side and one in the middle?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3538 Ray Whitcombe is found dead in his office at his desk. The police have narrowed the suspects down to three people: Mrs. Barbara Whitcombe, Ray's wife; Mr. Jason McCubbins, Ray's business partner; and Mr. Harold Nichols, Ray's best friend. All three visited Mr. Whitcombe the day of his murder, but all three provide the police with stories of explanation as to the reason for their visit. Police found Mr. Whitcombe with his wrist watch still on his right arm, a torn up picture of his wife laying on the floor beside the trash can, and an ink pen in his right hand. On the desk, the police found a name plate, a telephone that was off the hook, and a personal calendar turned to the July 5th page with 7B91011 written on it. After examining this evidence, the police knew their suspect. Who was it?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
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  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3540 What is harder to catch the faster you run?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3541 I'm as big as an elephant, but lighter than a feather. What am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3542 What is the color of the vest's sleeves ? ...
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3543 You are in a room where there are no metal objects except for two iron rods. Only one of them is a magnet. How can you identify this magnet?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3544 What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3545 Imagine you are in a room with 3 switches. In an adjacent room there are 3 bulbs (let's say in lamps which are on a regular table), each switch belongs to one bulb. All are off at the moment. It is impossible to see from one room to another. No help from anybody else is allowed. How can you find out which switch belongs to which bulb, if you may enter the room with the bulbs only once?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3546 The more there is the less you see. What is it?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3547 I can be long, or I can be short. I can be grown, and I can be bought. I can be painted, or left bare. I can be round, or square. What am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3548 Never resting, never still. Moving silently from hill to hill. It does not walk, run or trot, All is cool where it is not. What is it?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3549 What force and strength cannot get through I with a gentle touch can do, And many in the street would stand were I not a friend in hand.
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3550 You have three stoves: a gas stove, a wood stove, and a coal stove, but only one match. Which should you light first?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3551 What has one foot on each side and one in the middle?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3552 I am six letters. When you take one away I am twelve. What am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3553 The priest in my hometown told us that on a particular day he would walk on water for 30 minutes. The lake was not dry and we all observed the priest actually walking on water. How?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3554 { People walk on me day and night. I never sleep...... Who am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3555 What can go up a chimney down, but cannot go down a chimney up?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3556 Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet. Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you'll know, when you I do claim. Who am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3557 What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3558 A man is in a solid metal room. Solid metal floor, ceiling and walls. The ONLY thing in the room is a table. How does he get out?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3559 What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3560 Does the law allow a man to marry his widow's sister?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3561 The sun bakes them, the hand breaks them, the foot treads on them, and the mouth tastes them. What are they?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3562 There was a yellow eye on a blue face, and a red eye on a green face. The yellow eye said to the red eye “we are both the same, only i'm higher, and you are lower“. What are they?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3563 Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3564 What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3565 Below is a short poem to help you determine the next letter in the sequence that follows: Both backward and forward I may go But just one way makes sense Don't you know So don't be confused, don't be surprised All you must do Is use your eyes What comes next?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3566 Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3567 What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3568 A hiker comes to a fork in the road and doesn't know which way to go to reach his destination. There are two men at the fork, one of whom always tells the truth while the other always lies. The hiker doesn't know which is which, though. He may ask one of the men only one question to find his way. Which man does he ask, and what is the question?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3569 how many animals did moses take on the arc with him?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3570 Three robbers robbed a store. Once they came out they were totally changed, but they still continued robbing. Why?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3571 I have a little house in which I live all alone. It has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall.
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3572 When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3573 There were five men going to church and it started to rain. The four that ran got wet and the one that stood still stayed dry.
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3574 A girl is twice as old as her brother and half as old as her father. In 50 years, her brother will be half as old as his father. How old is the daughter now?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3575 What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3576 I am that which is hunted, and this panes me. Do you dig, Stone? What am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3577 You are in a room where there are no metal objects except for two iron rods. Only one of them is a magnet. How can you identify this magnet?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3578 Trains travel from one town to another town all day, always on the same track, always going nonstop and at the same speed. The noon train took 80 minutes to complete the trip, but the 4 PM train took an hour and 20 minutes. Why?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3579 It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening. What is it
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3580 I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3581 How is it possible to shave three times a day and still grow a beard?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3582 Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3583 My first is high, My second damp, My whole a tie, A writer's cramp.
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3584 A man was just about to put his key in the door when he heard his wife scream “No Charlie, don't do it!”The man walked in his house to find his wife dead on the floor next to a doctor, a lawyer and a police officer. None of them had name tags and the man did not know who any of them were. The only thing the man knew is that the police officer did it. How did he know?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3585 I live in the canopy. I rarely touch the forest floor. I hang upside down all day. I move as slow as a tortoise. My hair is brown and green. I eat tree leaves. Who am i?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3586 At dusk I come without being fetched. At dawn I disappear without being stolen. I'm a poet's tears and a sailor's guide. What am I ?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3587 I am a fathers child and a mothers child, yet I am not a son. Who am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3588 What word starting with BR, that with the addition of the letter E, becomes another word that sounds the same as the first?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3589 Two mothers and two daughters go shopping. They have $21, which they split equally between them. How can this be possible?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3590 a man and his son were driving to meet there mom when they got in a car wreck. on the way to the ER the man past away. the surgeon said i cant operate on this boy he is my son. how ca n this be?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3591 Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, When I have flown.
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3592 What goes into the water black and comes out red?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3593 If life gets tough, what do you have that you can always count on?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3594 You are walking down a road and you encounter a fork in the road and you do not know the correct way to go. There are two men standing at the junction and both know the correct road. One man always lies, and the other man always tells the truth, but you do not know who is the liar and who is the one who tells the truth. You can only ask each man one question, but it must be the same question for both. What is the question that would allow you to get the information necessary to choose the correct path?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3595 how many animals did moses take on the arc with him?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3596 What kind of running means walking?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3597 A train was on its way to Florida and derailed. Where would they bury the survivors?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3598 Detective Marty had been trailing three men suspected of committing several fur robberies. He received a message in a sealed envelope delivered by Roscoe, an underworld contact and decided to call Detective Sam, his partner. “I think I found out where the merchandise is stored,”said Detective Marty. Obviously Marty didn't want Roscoe to know what was in the envelope, so he read it to Sam in code. This is what Marty had said: “Flame mate weighty soak shave comedy debut stake scared.” What did the message say?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3599 What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3600 What goes through the door without pinching itself? What sits on the stove without burning itself? What sits on the table and is not ashamed?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3601 I have two arms, but fingers none. I have two feet, but cannot run. I carry well, but I have found I carry best with my feet OFF the ground. What am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3602 This is as light as a feather, Yet no man can hold it for long. What is it?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3603 How many letters are in the alphabet?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3604 I make you weak at the worst of times but in the ned i keep you safe, You will sweat in my presience even as you grow cold, i dwell with the weak and easily the brave but with out me who could tell the difference. Who am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3605 I say everything I hear to others around. I'm not an animal, nor part of the human race. I will, immediately, repeat after you; But only if my tail is in place. What am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44