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#5306
A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. Who am I.
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5307
When they are caught, they are thrown away. When they escape, you itch all day. What are they?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5308
When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5309
Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5310
There was a man who was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister. Yet, there was nothing wrong with what he had done. Why?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5311
Dead on the field lie ten soldiers in white, felled by three eyes, black as night. What happened?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5312
If you spell out all the numbers, how far do you have to go until you use the letter a?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5313
If you are a velophile, what is it that you love?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5314
A very pretty thing am I, fluttering in the pale-blue sky. Delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed I am a pretty thing. What am I?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5315
Which triangle has a bigger area: 1. A triangle with sides measuring 300, 400, and 500. 2. A triangle with sides measuring 300, 400, and 700.
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5316
There are four girls, and four apples in a basket. Every girl takes an apple, Yet one apple remains in the basket. How is this possible?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5317
Where are the lakes that are referred to in the “Los Angeles Lakers?“
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5318
How far can a dog run into the woods?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5319
how does the turtle with no legs cross the road????????? HINT take the f out of free and the f out of way!!!!!!!!!
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5320
Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5321
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5322
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5323
There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5324
A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5325
I am a fathers child and a mothers child, yet I am not a son. Who am I?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5326
I come in darkness, but fill the mind with light. I bring enlightenment to some, while gripping others in the hand of fear. With me it can be a journey of inexplicable joy and sorrow. What I will show you will often be unreachable. Journey with me and what you see may haunt you. Journey with me and you may never want to return home. Journey with me and you will never know when it will end. What am I?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5327
You are walking down a road and you encounter a fork in the road and you do not know the correct way to go. There are two men standing at the junction and both know the correct road. One man always lies, and the other man always tells the truth, but you do not know who is the liar and who is the one who tells the truth. You can only ask each man one question, but it must be the same question for both. What is the question that would allow you to get the information necessary to choose the correct path?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5328
Here on Earth it's always true, that a day follows a day. But there is a place where yesterday always follows today!
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5329
Can you arrange the numbers 1 to 9 in the circles so that each straight line of three numbers totals 18? {mospagebreak}{mospagebreak}
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5330
Who is it that rows quickly with four oars but never comes out from under his own roof?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5331
I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be.
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5332
In a contest, four fruits (an apple, a banana, an orange, and a pear) have been placed in four closed boxes (one fruit per box). People may guess which fruit is in which box. 123 people participate in the contest. When the boxes are opened, it turns out that 43 people have guessed none of the fruits correctly, 39 people have guessed one fruit correctly, and 31 people have guessed two fruits correctly. The Question: How many people have guessed three fruits correctly, and how many people have guessed four fruits correctly?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5333
The Pope has it but he does not use it. Your father has it but your mother uses it. Nuns do not need it. Your lady friend's husband has it and she uses it. What is it?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5334
What do you use to hoe a row, slay a foe, and wring with woe?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5335
Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it, Five in the middle is seen; First of all figures, the first of all letters, Take up their stations between. Join all together, and then you will bring Before you the name of an eminent king.
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5336
I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle? 97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less.
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5337
No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5338
I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5339
so your in a mansion and the powers out. you see a green door and a red door which do you go through (It does'nt matter which door). Now you see a purple door and a orange door which do you go through. now you see a door with a golden handle and a door with a silver handle which door do you go through no you finally come to some signs 1 says death from drowning another says death from machine guns and the last 1 says death from electric chair (all the signs are on doors). then you see a big sign that says or stay in the mansion and starve to death. which do you do and also live.
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5340
How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5341
What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5342
When they are caught, they are thrown away. When they escape, you itch all day. What are they?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5343
As a whole, I am both safe and secure. Behead me, and I become a place of meeting. Behead me again, and I am the partner of ready. Restore me, and I become the domain of beasts. What am I?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5344
What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5345
Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards.
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5346
What is more useful when it is broken?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5347
What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5348
how do you make 30p with 2 coins? one of them is not a 20p..
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5349
Five women each purchase a household item for use in a different room. 1. Mrs. Simpson does not keep her item in the bedroom. 2. Amy has a television; Mrs. Griggs has a hi-fi. 3. Kylie does not keep her item in the bedroom. 4. Clara does not have a telephone. 5. Mrs. Williams does not keep her item in the kitchen. 6. Kylie keeps hers in the conservatory. 7. Michelle has a bookcase; Mrs. Dingle has a computer. 8. Michelle does not keep her in the living room. 9. Mrs. Pringle keeps hers in the study; Roxanne keeps hers in the kitchen. Can you work out the full name of each woman, her item and where she keeps it?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5350
What has roots as nobody sees. Is taller than trees. Up, up it goes. And yet never grows?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5351
The strangest creature you'll ever find: Two eyes in front and many many more behind.
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5352
What's the difference between a penniless man and a feather bed?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5353
I can trap many different things and colors, Ever changing, not boring. Look closely and you may find yourself also caught in my trap. What am I?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5354
What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5355
I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody.
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5356
I am a fruit. I taste very yummy. I came from trees, ofcourse. I am color orange. What am I?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5357
A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. Who am I?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5358
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5359
If you are a velophile, what is it that you love?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5360
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5361
Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg are white,”or “The yolk of the egg is white?“
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5362
Three cars had driven into a parking lot at the same time, and the three drivers left them all for the attendant to park. Unfortunately, he isn't too good at remembering exactly which driver drove which car. However, he is sure of these 6 facts: a. Colin drove the BMW if and only if Mr. Cooper drove the Avenger. b. Alan drove the Cortina if and only if Mr. Cooper drove the BMW. c. Colin is Mr. Brown if and only if Mr. Andrews drove the BMW. d. Brian is Mr. Andrews if and only if Colin drove the BMW. e. Mr. Cooper drove the Avenger if and only if Alan is Mr. Brown. f. Colin is Mr. Brown if and only if Alan drove the Cortina. Who arrived with which car?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5363
Never resting, never still. Moving silently from hill to hill. It does not walk, run or trot, All is cool where it is not. What is it?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5364
There lived a man in a house and everytime he went to bed he turned on the light. One night, the man forgot to turn on the light. The next day he read the paper and killed himself. Why?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5365
You are on a ship, over the side hangs a rope ladder with half meter rungs. The tide rises a half meter per hour. At the end of five hours, how much of the ladder will remain above the water assuming that nine rungs were above the water when the tide began to rise?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5366
What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5367
There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies.
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5368
A man was found dead out in a field of snow. The only tracks that were left was a set of footprints between two parallel lines. Who should the police be looking for?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5369
Which word can be placed between the two following words to make two new ones: TABLE - - - - HOUSE
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5370
A woman proves in court that her husband was murdered by her sister, but the judge decides that the sister cannot be punished. Why?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5371
For some I go fast for others I'm slow. To most people, I'm an obsession relying on me is a well practiced lesson. What am I?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5372
if you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes are in the doghouse?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5373
You give someone a dollar. You are this person's brother, but the person is not your brother. How can that be?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5374
For some I go fast for others I'm slow. To most people, I'm an obsession relying on me is a well practiced lesson. What am I?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5375
A young boy needs to cross a bridge that can only hold 100 pounds of weight. The young boy weighs 98 pounds. The young boy also has 3 balls that each weigh 1 pound each. The yougn boy needs to get across the bridge with all the balls at the exact same time. How does he get across the bridge with all 3 balls at the same time?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5376
I am a rock group that has 4 members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assasinated. What am I?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5377
What kind of rocks does Frankenstein have in his collection?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5378
What kind of rocks does Frankenstein have in his collection?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5379
what is brown and stiky and goes round and round
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5380
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess named Anna. Anna's father, the King, wanted to be sure his daughter married an intelligent man. To test his daughter's suitors the King hid Anna's picture in one of three boxes. The suitor had to be able to select the box with Anna's picture on one try and within twenty seconds. On the gold box was the message “Anna's picture is in this box“. The silver box had the message “Anna's picture is not in this box.”“Anna's picture is not in the gold box”was written on the bronze box. The King would tell each suitor “Only one of the three messages is correct.”Which box contained Anna's picture?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5381
what is brown and stiky and goes round and round
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5382
A sign on the barber's door says “I shave only those who do not shave themselves“. Does the barber shave himself?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5383
If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5384
If you toss a die and it comes up with the number one 9 times in a row, what is the probability that it will come up with one on the next throw?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5385
I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle? 97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the correct answer?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5386
What has no beginning, end, or middle?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5387
so your in a mansion and the powers out. you see a green door and a red door which do you go through (It does'nt matter which door). Now you see a purple door and a orange door which do you go through. now you see a door with a golden handle and a door with a silver handle which door do you go through no you finally come to some signs 1 says death from drowning another says death from machine guns and the last 1 says death from electric chair (all the signs are on doors). then you see a big sign that says or stay in the mansion and starve to death. which do you do and also live.
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5388
Violet, indigo, blue and green, yellow, orange and red; these are the colors you have seen after the storm has fled.What am I?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5389
There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it. If you are not allowed to move in any way (other than your eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5390
What is red and blue, and purple and green? No one can reach it, not even the queen?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5391
I have no legs or arms but I still eat with a fork everyday, What am I?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5392
A man is in a solid metal room. Solid metal floor, ceiling and walls. The ONLY thing in the room is a table. How does he get out?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5393
What force and strength cannot get through I with a gentle touch can do, And many in the street would stand were I not a friend in hand.
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5394
My first is in fish but not in snail, My second is in rabbit but not in tail. My third is in up but not in down, My fourth is in tiara but not in crown. My fifth is in tree you plainly see, My whole a food for you and me. What am I?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5395
You see a pig in the middle of the road. What do you do? A)Yell piggy figgy higgy kiggy biggy diggy B)Get a burger C)Go to an Irish Dance Competition D)Buy a money clip E)Jump F)Call your mom and say WOOOO HOOOO! G)Yes
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5396
I am that which is hunted, and this panes me. Do you dig, Stone? What am I?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5397
As I went across the bridge, I met a man with a load of wood which was neither straight nor crooked. What kind of wood was it?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5398
Does the law allow a man to marry his widow's sister?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5399
Some will use me, while others will not, some have remembered, while others have forgot. For profit or gain, I'm used expertly, I can't be picked off the ground or tossed into the sea. Only gained from patience and time, can you unravel my rhyme?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5400
Four cars come to a four way stop, all coming from a different direction. They can't decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. They do not crash into each other, but all four cars go. How is this possible?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5401
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5402
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5403
An archaeologist finds a coin dated 48 B.C. How did he know it was a fake?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5404
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
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#5405
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46