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#5906 What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5907 You give someone a dollar. You are this person's brother, but the person is not your brother. How can that be?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5908 A man was found dead out in a field of snow. The only tracks that were left was a set of footprints between two parallel lines. Who should the police be looking for?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5909 Mr. and Mrs. Wilson have five children, half of them are boys.How is this possible?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5910 A man lay dead in a room with 51 bicycles around him. What happened?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5911 I've got ten or more daughters. I've got less than ten daughters. I've got at least one daughter. If only one of these statements is true, how many daughters have I got?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5912 What does man love more than life Fear more than death or mortal strife What the poor have, the rich require, and what contented men desire, What the miser spends and the spendthrift saves And all men carry to their graves?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5913 On a fine sunny day a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators eyes. What caused the ship to sink?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5914 What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5915 What can you catch but not throw?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5916 A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5917 Three mountain climbers paid a lot of money to be the first to scale a mountain. After several days of climbing they finally reached the pinnacle, and to their dismay, found a cabin and three frozen bodies. Since the mountain climbers were the first to ever climb the summit, how could this be possible?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5918 What's the difference between a penniless man and a feather bed?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5919 A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5920 It runs and runs but can never flee. It is often watched, yet never sees. When long it brings boredom, When short it brings fear. What is it?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5921 What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5922 Tom and his younger sister were fighting. Their mother was tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that they couldn't touch each other. How did she accomplish this?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5923 They can trickle down, They can tickle too. Or make you sneeze, Or comfort you. Their rustling sound, you've rarely heard, Unless you're a pillow or a bird! What are they?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5924 Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, Two letters there are, And two only in me. I'm double, I'm single, I'm black, blue, and gray, I'm read from both ends, And the same either way. What am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5925 how do you make 30p with 2 coins? one of them is not a 20p..

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5926 I am a tree, but I am very small... Who am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5927 When John was six years old he hammered a nail into his favorite tree to mark his height. Ten years later at age sixteen, John returned to see how much higher the nail was. If the tree grew by five centimeters each year, how much higher would the nail be?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5928 What has to be broken before it can be used?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5929 RIDDLE:When asked how old she was, Suzie replied, “In 2 years I will be twice as old as I was 5 years ago.”How old is she?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5930 What kind of storm is always in a rush?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5931 Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5932 How can you physically stand behind your friend as he physically stands behind you?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5933 The following sentence is false. The preceding sentence is true. Are these sentences true or false?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5934 Why can't a woman, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5935 The following sentence is false. The preceding sentence is true. Are these sentences true or false?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5936 What does man love more than life? Fear more than death or mortal strife? What do the poor have, what the rich require, And what contented men desire? What does the miser spend, the spendthrift save, And all men carry to their graves?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5937 Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, When I have flown. What am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5938 What has one foot on each side and one in the middle?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5939 I can be found where anything cannot; dead men eat me all the time, but if a living man eats me, he'll die. What am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5940 You see a pig in the middle of the road. What do you do? A)Yell piggy figgy higgy kiggy biggy diggy B)Get a burger C)Go to an Irish Dance Competition D)Buy a money clip E)Jump F)Call your mom and say WOOOO HOOOO! G)Yes

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5941 You can take off all of my skin and I will not cry but YOU will Why ?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5942 Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet. Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you'll know, when you I do claim. Who am I?

— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5943 I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be.

— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5944 I am the beginning of sorrow, and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk, yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never out of darkness.

— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5945 What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5946 A train just leaves a station and enters a tunnel. Where is the best place for a claustrophobic person to sit?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5947 You are trapped in a dimly lit dungeon deep below the city of Berlin.You know that one door leads to freedom,and a holiday in the canary islands,while the other leads to death. There are two armed giants,each gaurding one of the doors.You know that the giants names are Ivan and Mike.You do not know which is which. You also know that one of them always tells the truth, while the other always tells lies.Yet again,you do not know which is which. You are allowed to ask one of the giants one question. What question should you ask???

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5948 There is a bus full of people travelling over San Francisco and no one gets off the bus throughout the journey. But when it gets to the other side there is not a single person left. How is this possible?

— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5949 I'm related to you. I'm really close to you! I'm your cousins aunt. Who am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5950 What is the easiest way to throw a ball, and have it stop, and completely reverse direction after traveling a short distance?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5951 What is it that is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5952 There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it. If you are not allowed to move in any way (other than your eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5953 How many letters are in the alphabet?

— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5954 what is a triangle with 2 sides?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5955 David's father has three sons : Snap, Krackel, and _____ ?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5956 A man ordered a length of rope by telephone from his nearest hardware shop. But when he went to collect the rope, he found that the assistant had miswritten the order by interchanging feet and inches. As a result of this, the rope was only 30 percent of the length that the man wanted. What length did he want and what length did he get?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5957 What question can you never answer?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5958 What kind of running means walking?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5959 I'm not really more than holes tied to more holes; I'm strong as good steel, though not as stiff as a pole. What am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5960 I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle? 97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the correct answer?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5961 Two mothers and two daughters go shopping. They have $21, which they split equally between them. How can this be possible?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5962 What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5963 There is a frog, dead in the middle of an island. If he swims north, the distance to the mainland is 2 meters. If he swims south, the distance to the mainland is 3 meters. If he swims east or west, the distance is 4 meters. Which way does he swim?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5964 There lived a man in a house and everytime he went to bed he turned on the light. One night, the man forgot to turn on the light. The next day he read the paper and killed himself. Why?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5965 I'm a god, a planet, and measurer of heat. Who am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5966 A white dove flew down by the castle. Along came a king and picked it up handless, ate it up toothless, and carried it away wingless.

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5967 If who I am is whom I love, but whom I love is lost.... then who am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5968 I have an eye but cannot see. I am stronger and faster then any man alive but have no limbs. What am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5969 It runs and runs but can never flee. It is often watched, yet never sees. When long it brings boredom, When short it brings fear. What is it?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5970 You are walking down a road and you encounter a fork in the road and you do not know the correct way to go. There are two men standing at the junction and both know the correct road. One man always lies, and the other man always tells the truth, but you do not know who is the liar and who is the one who tells the truth. You can only ask each man one question, but it must be the same question for both. What is the question that would allow you to get the information necessary to choose the correct path?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5971 The strangest creature you'll ever find: Two eyes in front and many many more behind.

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5972 A very pretty thing am I, fluttering in the pale-blue sky. Delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed I am a pretty thing. What am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5973 Three cars had driven into a parking lot at the same time, and the three drivers left them all for the attendant to park. Unfortunately, he isn't too good at remembering exactly which driver drove which car. However, he is sure of these 6 facts: a. Colin drove the BMW if and only if Mr. Cooper drove the Avenger. b. Alan drove the Cortina if and only if Mr. Cooper drove the BMW. c. Colin is Mr. Brown if and only if Mr. Andrews drove the BMW. d. Brian is Mr. Andrews if and only if Colin drove the BMW. e. Mr. Cooper drove the Avenger if and only if Alan is Mr. Brown. f. Colin is Mr. Brown if and only if Alan drove the Cortina. Who arrived with which car?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5974 A man buys a rope from a woman for $3.00 and hands the woman a $10 bill. The woman goes into the grocery store next door to get change. She returns and gives the man $7.00. After the man leaves, the clerk from the store comes and says, “Hey, that was a counterfeit bill you gave me.”The woman gives the clerk a good bill. How much has the woman lost?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5975 Two men are in a desert. They both have packs on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his pack open, the guy who is dead has his pack closed. What is in the pack?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5976 The following sentence is false. The preceding sentence is true. Are these sentences true or false?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5977 I soar without wings, I see without eyes. I've traveled the universe to and fro. I've conquered the world, yet I've never been anywhere but home. Who am I?

— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5978 What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5979 When they are caught, they are thrown away. When they escape, you itch all day. What are they?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5980 Weight in my belly, Trees on my back. Nails in my ribs, Feet I do lack.

— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5981 While on my way to St. Ives, I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives, How many were going to St. Ives?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5982 What can you catch but not throw?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5983 Two girls have the same parents and were born at the same hour of the same day of the same month, but they are not twins. How can this be possible?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5984 A man buys a rope from a woman for $3.00 and hands the woman a $10 bill. The woman goes into the grocery store next door to get change. She returns and gives the man $7.00. After the man leaves, the clerk from the store comes and says, “Hey, that was a counterfeit bill you gave me.”The woman gives the clerk a good bill. How much has the woman lost?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5985 Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess named Anna. Anna's father, the King, wanted to be sure his daughter married an intelligent man. To test his daughter's suitors the King hid Anna's picture in one of three boxes. The suitor had to be able to select the box with Anna's picture on one try and within twenty seconds. On the gold box was the message “Anna's picture is in this box“. The silver box had the message “Anna's picture is not in this box.”“Anna's picture is not in the gold box”was written on the bronze box. The King would tell each suitor “Only one of the three messages is correct.”Which box contained Anna's picture?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5986 I say everything I hear to others around. I'm not an animal, nor part of the human race. I will, immediately, repeat after you; But only if my tail is in place. What am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5987 What goes up when the rain comes down?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5988 What can go up a chimney down, but cannot go down a chimney up?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5989 I have two arms, but fingers none. I have two feet, but cannot run. I carry well, but I have found I carry best with my feet OFF the ground. What am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5990 Give me an x, I'll stand to face you. Give me a cross, I'll turn my back on you. What am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5991 All about, but cannot be seen, Can be captured, cannot be held, No throat, but can be heard. What is it?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5992 You are trapped in a dimly lit dungeon deep below the city of Berlin.You know that one door leads to freedom,and a holiday in the canary islands,while the other leads to death. There are two armed giants,each gaurding one of the doors.You know that the giants names are Ivan and Mike.You do not know which is which. You also know that one of them always tells the truth, while the other always tells lies.Yet again,you do not know which is which. You are allowed to ask one of the giants one question. What question should you ask???

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5993 Daniel, my son, is exactly one fifth of my age. In 21 years time, I will be exactly twice his age. My wife is exactly seven times older than my daughter, Jessica. In 8 years time, my wife will be three times older then Jessica. How old are Daniel and Jessica now?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5994 there is a man he leaves home and runs around three blocks, when he comes back home their are two masked men, who are they?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5995 Tom and his younger sister were fighting. Their mother was tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that they couldn't touch each other. How did she accomplish this?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5996 A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5997 If a man carried my burden he would break his back. I am not big but leave silver in my tracks. What am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5998 What has garbage and flies?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5999 If life gets tough, what do you have that you can always count on?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#6000 Different lights do make me strange, thus into different sizes I will change. What am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#6001 If a man carried my burden he would break his back. I am not big but leave silver in my tracks. What am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#6002 Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red.What am I ?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#6003 A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said “Parrot repeats everything it hears.”A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#6004 There were five men going to church and it started to rain. The four that ran got wet and the one that stood still stayed dry.

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#6005 A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47