• #3806 what is perfect, pretty, and smart?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3807 When they are caught, they are thrown away. When they escape, you itch all day. What are they?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3808 I can be long, or I can be short. I can be grown, and I can be bought. I can be painted, or left bare. I can be round, or square. What am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3809 Three robbers robbed a store. Once they came out they were totally changed, but they still continued robbing. Why?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3810 It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening. What is it
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3811 If you are a velophile, what is it that you love?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3812 In spring I am gay in handsome array; in summer more clothing I wear; when colder it grows I fling off my clothes; and in winter quite naked appear. What am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3813 Two girls have the same parents and were born at the same hour of the same day of the same month, but they are not twins. How can this be possible?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3814 A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said “Parrot repeats everything it hears.”A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3815 When they are caught, they are thrown away. When they escape, you itch all day. What are they?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3816 A cloud was my mother, the wind is my father, my son is the cool stream, and my daughter is the fruit of the land. A rainbow is my bed, the earth my final resting place, and I'm the torment of man.
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3817 If three cats catch three mice in three minutes, how many cats would be needed to catch 100 mice in 100 minutes?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3818 Captain is to Private as Master is to
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3819 Trains travel from one town to another town all day, always on the same track, always going nonstop and at the same speed. The noon train took 80 minutes to complete the trip, but the 4 PM train took an hour and 20 minutes. Why?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3820 What falls but doesn't break, and what breaks but doesn't fall?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3821 You are on a ship, over the side hangs a rope ladder with half meter rungs. The tide rises a half meter per hour. At the end of five hours, how much of the ladder will remain above the water assuming that nine rungs were above the water when the tide began to rise?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3822 I am like day, you can find me near the river any day, and you can make almost anything out of me. who am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3823 One word in this sentence is misspelled. What word is it?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3824 Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call. What is it?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3825 { I GO UP AND DOWN.... BUT NEVER MOVE. WHO AM I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3826 This is as light as a feather, Yet no man can hold it for long. What is it?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3827 With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force its doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite. What am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3828 In a contest, four fruits (an apple, a banana, an orange, and a pear) have been placed in four closed boxes (one fruit per box). People may guess which fruit is in which box. 123 people participate in the contest. When the boxes are opened, it turns out that 43 people have guessed none of the fruits correctly, 39 people have guessed one fruit correctly, and 31 people have guessed two fruits correctly. The Question: How many people have guessed three fruits correctly, and how many people have guessed four fruits correctly?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3829 A man was just doing his job when his suit was torn. Why did he die three minutes later?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3830 Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it, Five in the middle is seen; First of all figures, the first of all letters, Take up their stations between. Join all together, and then you will bring Before you the name of an eminent king.
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3831 I am thought to be everywhere, and I only have one rival. He hides within himself, and stays wherever I cannot reach. Who am I? and Who is my rival??
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3832 I am a tree, but I am very small... Who am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3833 No legs have I to dance, No lungs have I to breathe, No life have I to live or die And yet I do all three. What am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3834 A train was on its way to Florida and derailed. Where would they bury the survivors?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3835 What kind of can never needs a can-opener?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3836 What is the easiest way to throw a ball, and have it stop, and completely reverse direction after traveling a short distance?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3837 It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening. What is it
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3838 Tom and his younger sister were fighting. Their mother was tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that they couldn't touch each other. How did she accomplish this?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3839 What goes up when the rain comes down?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3840 Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can't fill it up. What is it?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3841 They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3842 How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3843 Three lives have I. Gentle enough to soothe the skin. Light enough to caress the sky. Hard enough to crack rocks. What am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3844 I come at the end of time and at the start of eternitiy. I come four times in every week, but only once in a thousand years. What am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3845 What's the least number of chairs you would you need around a table to sit four fathers, two grandfathers, and four sons?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3846 How many 1 foot by 1 foot bricks would it take to complete a building that's 20 feet long on all four sides and 20 feet high?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3847 What can bring back the dead; make us cry, make us laugh, make us young; born in an instant yet lasts a life time?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3848 What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees. Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows. What is it?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3849 I've got ten or more daughters. I've got less than ten daughters. I've got at least one daughter. If only one of these statements is true, how many daughters have I got?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3850 The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart. If the water is rising at the rate of one foot an hour, how long will it take until the water covers over the ladder?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3851 If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3852 How far can a dog run into the woods?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3853 A beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother. How could this be?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3854 How many 1 foot by 1 foot bricks would it take to complete a building that's 20 feet long on all four sides and 20 feet high?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3855 All the electricity was out in town and none of the street lights or traffic signals had power. A dark limousine was cruising down the newly paved blacktop, with its headlights off. A young boy dressed totally in black (with no reflectors) stepped out to cross the street. The moon wasn?t out and the boy had no flashlight, yet the driver stopped to let the boy cross the street. How did the driver see the boy?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3856 { I GO UP AND DOWN.... BUT NEVER MOVE. WHO AM I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3857 What word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3858 My life can be measured in hours, I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick Fat, I am slow Wind is my foe.
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3859 There is a bus full of people travelling over San Francisco and no one gets off the bus throughout the journey. But when it gets to the other side there is not a single person left. How is this possible?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3860 I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I never sleep. I can take a mans house and build anothers, And I love to play games with my many brothers. I am a king among fools. Who am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3861 What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3862 its is the beginning of existence and the end of time, its the beginning of everything and the end of space, what am i?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3863 What is significant about 3661 seconds past midnight on 1st January 2001?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3864 What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3865 What is it that is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3866 ees llahs uoy dna sdrawkcab siht daer eeht ot flesti laever lliw elddir eht erbmun a si eulc eht ton si rewsna eht redroni hguorht desuac redro fo tuo yltnerruc nihtiw seil rewsna eht
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3867 Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3868 I make you weak at the worst of times but in the ned i keep you safe, You will sweat in my presience even as you grow cold, i dwell with the weak and easily the brave but with out me who could tell the difference. Who am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3869 Who spends the day at the window, goes to the table for meals and hides at night?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3870 A psychologist goes to a village in Africa and decides to compare foot size to intelligence. He notes that in general, as foot size increases, so does intelligence. How can this be?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3871 A horse travels a certain distance each day. Strangely enough, two of its legs travel 30 miles each day and the other two legs travel nearly 31 miles. It would seem that two of the horse's legs must be one mile ahead of the other two legs, but of course this can't be true. Since the horse is normal, how is this situation possible?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3872 A hiker comes to a fork in the road and doesn't know which way to go to reach his destination. There are two men at the fork, one of whom always tells the truth while the other always lies. The hiker doesn't know which is which, though. He may ask one of the men only one question to find his way. Which man does he ask, and what is the question?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3873 What kind of rocks does Frankenstein have in his collection?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3874 What goes up when the rain comes down?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3875 You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3876 I have no voice and yet I speak to you, I tell of all things in the world that people do. I have leaves, but I am not a tree, I have pages, but I am not a bride or royalty. I have a spine and hinges, but I am not a man or a door, I have told you all, I cannot tell you more. What am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3877 Two girls have the same parents and were born at the same hour of the same day of the same month, but they are not twins. How can this be possible?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3878 Two mothers and two daughters go shopping. They have $21, which they split equally between them. How can this be possible?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3879 The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart. If the water is rising at the rate of one foot an hour, how long will it take until the water covers over the ladder?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3880 A young boy needs to cross a bridge that can only hold 100 pounds of weight. The young boy weighs 98 pounds. The young boy also has 3 balls that each weigh 1 pound each. The yougn boy needs to get across the bridge with all the balls at the exact same time. How does he get across the bridge with all 3 balls at the same time?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3881 I soar without wings, I see without eyes. I've traveled the universe to and fro. I've conquered the world, yet I've never been anywhere but home. Who am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3882 I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3883 Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards.
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3884 Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, When I have flown. What am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3885 A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: The Wife said she was sleeping. The Cook was cooking breakfast. The Gardener was picking vegetables. The Maid was getting the mail. The Butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3886 I am six letters. When you take one away I am twelve. What am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3887 what is black when clean and white when dirty?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3888 A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. Who am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3889 Dave and Brad, two popular politicians, met at a club to discuss the overthrow of their party leader. They each ordered a vodka on the rocks. Brad downed his and ordered another. He then drank his second in a gulp and decided to wait before he ordered a third. Meanwhile, Dave, who was sipping his drink, suddenly fell forward dead. Both men were setup for an assassination. Why did Dave die and Brad live?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3890 I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I never sleep. I can take a mans house and build anothers, And I love to play games with my many brothers. I am a king among fools. Who am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:44
• #3891 What can go up and come down without moving?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #3892 I am a fruit. I taste very yummy. I came from trees, ofcourse. I am color orange. What am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #3893 Two words, my answer is only two words. To keep me, you must give me.
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #3894 I fly, yet I have no wings. I cry, yet I have no eyes. Darkness follows me; lower light I never see.
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #3895 Determine what letter should replace the ? at the end: M M L J A R C C G E P C ?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #3896 Where will you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #3897 I soar without wings, I see without eyes. I've traveled the universe to and fro. I've conquered the world, yet I've never been anywhere but home. Who am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #3898 I never was, am always to be, No one ever saw me, nor ever will And yet I am the confidence of all To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #3899 What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #3900 I have no legs or arms but I still eat with a fork everyday, What am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #3901 What is harder to catch the faster you run?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #3902 A horse travels a certain distance each day. Strangely enough, two of its legs travel 30 miles each day and the other two legs travel nearly 31 miles. It would seem that two of the horse's legs must be one mile ahead of the other two legs, but of course this can't be true. Since the horse is normal, how is this situation possible?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #3903 If you go to the movies and you're paying, is it cheaper to take one friend to the movies twice, or two friends to the movies at the same time?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #3904 No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #3905 I am a tree, but I am very small... Who am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45