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#3906
What question can you never answer?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3907
A man is late for an appointment and, in his haste, takes a corner so fast that only two wheel were on the pavement. A police man is standing on the corner, but he did not give him a ticket. Why?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3908
How Far Can You Walk into the woods?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3909
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3910
Old Mother Twitchett had but one eye, and a long tail which she let fly; and every time she went through a gap, a bit of her tail she left in a trap. What is she?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3911
All the electricity was out in town and none of the street lights or traffic signals had power. A dark limousine was cruising down the newly paved blacktop, with its headlights off. A young boy dressed totally in black (with no reflectors) stepped out to cross the street. The moon wasn?t out and the boy had no flashlight, yet the driver stopped to let the boy cross the street. How did the driver see the boy?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3912
Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3913
Where does the 13th man come from ?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3914
I am large as a castle, yet lighter than air. 100 men and their horses cannot move me. What am I?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3915
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds, and then puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3916
Farmer Brown came to town with some watermelons. He sold half of them plus half a melon, and found that he had one whole melon left. How many melons did he take to town?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3917
Violet, indigo, blue and green, yellow, orange and red; these are the colors you have seen after the storm has fled.What am I?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3918
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3919
A man but an animal, a horn with two hands. What am I?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3920
There was a man who was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister. Yet, there was nothing wrong with what he had done. Why?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3921
There was a buss with 26 people in it. Then, they decided to cross the Golden Gate Bridge. When they crossed the bridge, there was no single person left. Also, no one got out from the bus. What happened?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3922
What do you serve that you can't eat?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3923
A man was going to buy a $5000 car, but he didn't pay a penny for the car, how is this possible?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3924
what is perfect, pretty, and smart?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3925
If who I am is whom I love, but whom I love is lost.... then who am I?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3926
There are four brothers in this world that were all born together. The first runs and never wearies. The second eats and is never full. The third drinks and is always thirsty. The fourth sings a song that is never good.
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3927
There is a certain family with both girl and boy children. Each of the boys has the same number of brothers as he has sisters. Each of the girls has twice as many brothers as she has sisters. How many boys and girls are there in this family?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3928
Many things can create one, it can be of any shape or size, it is created for various reasons, and it can shrink or grow with time. What is it?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3929
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3930
I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air. Who am I?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3931
A man was going to buy a $5000 car, but he didn't pay a penny for the car, how is this possible?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3932
I'm a god, a planet, and measurer of heat. Who am I?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3933
{ I GO UP AND DOWN.... BUT NEVER MOVE. WHO AM I?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3934
Old Mother Twitchett had but one eye, and a long tail which she let fly; and every time she went through a gap, a bit of her tail she left in a trap. What is she?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3935
What word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3936
Some say we are red, some say we are green. Some play us, some spray us. What are we?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3937
The beginning of eternity, the end of time and space; the beginning of every end, and the end of every place. What am I?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3938
What is red and blue, and purple and green? No one can reach it, not even the queen?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3939
With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force its doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite. What am I?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3940
I am that which is hunted, and this panes me. Do you dig, Stone? What am I?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3941
How can you clasp someone's hands together in such a manner that they cannot leave the room without unclasping them?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3942
My thunder comes before the lightning; My lightning comes before the clouds; My rain dries all the land it touches. What am I?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3943
A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is rarely consumed, served warm and taken straight from its source. The man is a sucker for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it. What is his favorite drink?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3944
If you toss a die and it comes up with the number one 9 times in a row, what is the probability that it will come up with one on the next throw?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3945
What do you serve that you can't eat?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3946
Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3947
I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I never sleep. I can take a mans house and build anothers, And I love to play games with my many brothers. I am a king among fools. Who am I?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3948
How do you make “one”disappear?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3949
In a contest, four fruits (an apple, a banana, an orange, and a pear) have been placed in four closed boxes (one fruit per box). People may guess which fruit is in which box. 123 people participate in the contest. When the boxes are opened, it turns out that 43 people have guessed none of the fruits correctly, 39 people have guessed one fruit correctly, and 31 people have guessed two fruits correctly. The Question: How many people have guessed three fruits correctly, and how many people have guessed four fruits correctly?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3950
I have many feathers to help me fly. I have a body and head, but I'm not alive. It is your strength which determines how far I go. You can hold me in your hand, but I'm never thrown. What am I?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3951
The following sentence is false. The preceding sentence is true. Are these sentences true or false?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3952
What is red and blue, and purple and green? No one can reach it, not even the queen?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3953
Harry went out to dinner with his friends Larry, Barry, and Gary. Harry sat across from Gary. At Gary's right, opposite Barry, sat Larry. When the waiter came for their orders, Larry and Barry ordered steak. Gary chose fish, and Harry (who likes to be difficult) ordered like this: “Unless the man at the left of the man opposite the man who ordered fish is not having what the man across from the man at the right of the man at my left is having, then I'll have what the man across from the man at the right of the man opposite me ordered. Otherwise, bring me the fettucine alfredo.”Assuming “right”and “left”is from the viewpoint of the diners, what did Harry order?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3954
You give someone a dollar. You are this person's brother, but the person is not your brother. How can that be?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3955
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3956
How many of each type of animal did Moses take on the Ark?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3957
Five women each purchase a household item for use in a different room. 1. Mrs. Simpson does not keep her item in the bedroom. 2. Amy has a television; Mrs. Griggs has a hi-fi. 3. Kylie does not keep her item in the bedroom. 4. Clara does not have a telephone. 5. Mrs. Williams does not keep her item in the kitchen. 6. Kylie keeps hers in the conservatory. 7. Michelle has a bookcase; Mrs. Dingle has a computer. 8. Michelle does not keep her in the living room. 9. Mrs. Pringle keeps hers in the study; Roxanne keeps hers in the kitchen. Can you work out the full name of each woman, her item and where she keeps it?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3958
I make you weak at the worst of all times. I keep you safe, I keep you fine. I make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold, I visit the weak, but seldom the bold. Who am I?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3959
If you are a velophile, what is it that you love?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3960
There was a man who was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister. Yet, there was nothing wrong with what he had done. Why?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3961
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3962
A certain number has three digits. The sum of the three digits equals 36 times this number. Seven times the left digit plus 9 is equal to 5 times the sum of the two other digits. 8 times the second digit minus 9 is equal to the sum of the first and third. What is the number?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3963
I am like day, you can find me near the river any day, and you can make almost anything out of me. who am I?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3964
what is brown and stiky and goes round and round
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3965
Three mountain climbers paid a lot of money to be the first to scale a mountain. After several days of climbing they finally reached the pinnacle, and to their dismay, found a cabin and three frozen bodies. Since the mountain climbers were the first to ever climb the summit, how could this be possible?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3966
Ten pears hanging high, Ten men come passing by, Each took a pear and left nine hanging there. How could that be?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3967
What falls but doesn't break, and what breaks but doesn't fall?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3968
You live in a one story house made “entirely of redwood“. What color would the stairs be?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3969
Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, Two letters there are, And two only in me. I'm double, I'm single, I'm black, blue, and gray, I'm read from both ends, And the same either way. What am I?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3970
In a contest, four fruits (an apple, a banana, an orange, and a pear) have been placed in four closed boxes (one fruit per box). People may guess which fruit is in which box. 123 people participate in the contest. When the boxes are opened, it turns out that 43 people have guessed none of the fruits correctly, 39 people have guessed one fruit correctly, and 31 people have guessed two fruits correctly. The Question: How many people have guessed three fruits correctly, and how many people have guessed four fruits correctly?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3971
When I point up it's bright, but when I point down it's dark. What am I?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3972
In a contest, four fruits (an apple, a banana, an orange, and a pear) have been placed in four closed boxes (one fruit per box). People may guess which fruit is in which box. 123 people participate in the contest. When the boxes are opened, it turns out that 43 people have guessed none of the fruits correctly, 39 people have guessed one fruit correctly, and 31 people have guessed two fruits correctly. The Question: How many people have guessed three fruits correctly, and how many people have guessed four fruits correctly?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3973
Where are the lakes that are referred to in the “Los Angeles Lakers?“
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3974
A phone rings 9 times, and no one answers it. A horse eats 9 pounds of grain. A bannana grows 9 inches evry day. and the computer gets 9 mail messages every day. What is always in the above paragraph ^?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3975
You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows. What is it?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3976
If you toss a die and it comes up with the number one 9 times in a row, what is the probability that it will come up with one on the next throw?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3977
Who is it that rows quickly with four oars but never comes out from under his own roof?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3978
In the NBA, how many men are on the basketball court for each team?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3979
I've got ten or more daughters. I've got less than ten daughters. I've got at least one daughter. If only one of these statements is true, how many daughters have I got?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3980
A man lay dead in a room with 51 bicycles around him. What happened?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3981
I can be created by humans, but they cannot control me. I suck on wood, paper and flesh alike. I can be more of a hindrance than help. To my creators, I seem to be everywhere at once. What am I?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3982
What was the biggest island in the world before the discovery of Australia by Captain Cook?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3983
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3984
Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg are white,”or “The yolk of the egg is white?“
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3985
Who bought it doesnt need it Who needs it didnt buy it Who ever sees it makes them cry What on earth am i??
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3986
You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows. What is it?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3987
What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3988
Why Does 1 = 3 2 = 3 3 = 5 4 = 4 5 = 4 6 = 3 7 = 5 8 = 5 9 = 4 10 = 3
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3989
I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3990
There is a pink single story house and everything in it is pink. The doors are pink, the windows are pink and the TV is pink. What color are the stairs....
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3991
Harry went out to dinner with his friends Larry, Barry, and Gary. Harry sat across from Gary. At Gary's right, opposite Barry, sat Larry. When the waiter came for their orders, Larry and Barry ordered steak. Gary chose fish, and Harry (who likes to be difficult) ordered like this: “Unless the man at the left of the man opposite the man who ordered fish is not having what the man across from the man at the right of the man at my left is having, then I'll have what the man across from the man at the right of the man opposite me ordered. Otherwise, bring me the fettucine alfredo.”Assuming “right”and “left”is from the viewpoint of the diners, what did Harry order?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3992
The priest in my hometown told us that on a particular day he would walk on water for 30 minutes. The lake was not dry and we all observed the priest actually walking on water. How?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3993
what is perfect, pretty, and smart?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3994
The higher I climb, the hotter I engage, I can not escape my crystal cage. What am I?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3995
Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet. Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you'll know, when you I do claim. Who am I?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3996
A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said “Parrot repeats everything it hears.”A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3997
There is a pink single story house and everything in it is pink. The doors are pink, the windows are pink and the TV is pink. What color are the stairs....
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3998
What fastens two people yet touches only one?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#3999
How Far Can You Walk into the woods?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#4000
There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#4001
I have no voice and yet I speak to you, I tell of all things in the world that people do. I have leaves, but I am not a tree, I have pages, but I am not a bride or royalty. I have a spine and hinges, but I am not a man or a door, I have told you all, I cannot tell you more. What am I?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#4002
If you are a velophile, what is it that you love?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#4003
A man but an animal, a horn with two hands. What am I?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#4004
Why can't a woman, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
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#4005
What can bring back the dead; make us cry, make us laugh, make us young; born in an instant yet lasts a life time?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45