• #4306 A pregnant lady named her children: Dominique, Regis, Michelle, Fawn, Sophie and Lara. What will she name her next child? Jessica, Katie, Abby or Tilly?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4307 In marble walls as white as milk, Lined with skin as soft as silk, Within a fountain crystal clear, A golden apple does appear. No doors are there to this stronghold-- Yet thieves break in and steal the gold.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4308 A kind man comes across a dirty box, a voice says to him “Coconuts, $5 a dozen”With his lightning quick arithmetic he calculates that if he sold those same coconuts to the coconut air assault team for the accepted rate of $3 per dozen that in no time at all he would be a millionaire. What's with this guy, assuming his math is accurate?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4309 What tree do Fortune Tellers look at?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4310 You are standing on the top one of two solid metal pillars. They are both exactly one kilometer apart from each other and they both stand one kilometer high. There is absolutely nothing around these pillars, but you have one small twig, one small rock and an unlimited supply of rope. Usuing only the materials named, how can you get from the top of the pillar that you are on to the top of the other pillar?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4311 Two convicts are locked in a cell. There is an unbarred window high up in the cell. No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they can't reach the window to escape. They then decide to tunnel out. However, they give up with the tunneling because it will take too long. Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell. What is his plan?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4312 It is said among my people that some things are improved by death. Tell me, what stinks while living, but in death, smells good?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4313 I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. Can you name me?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4314 Farmer Brown came to town with some watermelons. He sold half of them plus half a melon, and found that he had one whole melon left. How many melons did he take to town?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4315 what is black when clean and white when dirty?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4316 Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager suddenly remembers that the room rate is $25 and gives $5 to the bellboy to return to the people. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person. Now each person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each, totalling $27. The bellboy has $2, totalling $29. Where is the missing $1?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4317 what has six legs but olny walks with 4?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4318 You live in a one story house made “entirely of redwood“. What color would the stairs be?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4319 What do you serve that you can't eat?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4320 A man ordered a length of rope by telephone from his nearest hardware shop. But when he went to collect the rope, he found that the assistant had miswritten the order by interchanging feet and inches. As a result of this, the rope was only 30 percent of the length that the man wanted. What length did he want and what length did he get?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4321 Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4322 Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4323 If life gets tough, what do you have that you can always count on?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4324 What do you serve that you can't eat?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4325 What kind of can never needs a can-opener?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4326 A headless lawyer had a letter to write; It was read by a man who had lost his sight. The dumb repeated it word for word; And deaf was he who listened and heard.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4327 What is round on the ends and high in the middle?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4328 how do you make 30p with 2 coins? one of them is not a 20p..
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4329 a person was building a house, and then it fell down, he did not get hurt nor get mad,on the count on, he knew it was going to fall and he did not expect any one to live in it.what happened?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4330 Three men were walking out one day. Then it started raining hard. They raced 4 blocks to there house. When they got in, one man didnt get his hair wet. They did not have an umbrella, or a hat. How can this be?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4331 What has roots as nobody sees. Is taller than trees. Up, up it goes. And yet never grows?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4332 In marble walls as white as milk, Lined with skin as soft as silk, Within a fountain crystal clear, A golden apple does appear. No doors are there to this stronghold-- Yet thieves break in and steal the gold.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4333 Walking home one day, you take a short cut along the train tracks. The tracks cross a narrow bridge over a deep gorge. At the point you are 3/8 of the way across the bridge, you hear the train whistle somewhere behind you. You charge across the bridge, and jump off the track as the train is about to run you down. As it happens, if you had gone the other way, you would have reached safety just before being run over as well. If you can run ten miles per hour, how fast is the train moving?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4334 A rubber ball is tossed off the top of a 90 foot building. Every time it bounces, it goes back up half way. How many bounces will the ball take before it stops?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4335 I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle? 97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the correct answer?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4336 Which word in the English language becomes shorter when it is lengthened?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4337 ees llahs uoy dna sdrawkcab siht daer eeht ot flesti laever lliw elddir eht erbmun a si eulc eht ton si rewsna eht redroni hguorht desuac redro fo tuo yltnerruc nihtiw seil rewsna eht
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4338 A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. Who am I.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4339 What tree do Fortune Tellers look at?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4340 When you stop and look, you can always see me. If you try to touch you cannot feel me. I cannot move, but as you near me, I will move away from you. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4341 Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4342 Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4343 You can spin, wheel and twist, but this thing can turn without moving. What is it?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4344 What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4345 Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4346 I soar without wings, I see without eyes. I've traveled the universe to and fro. I've conquered the world, yet I've never been anywhere but home. Who am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4347 In a contest, four fruits (an apple, a banana, an orange, and a pear) have been placed in four closed boxes (one fruit per box). People may guess which fruit is in which box. 123 people participate in the contest. When the boxes are opened, it turns out that 43 people have guessed none of the fruits correctly, 39 people have guessed one fruit correctly, and 31 people have guessed two fruits correctly. The Question: How many people have guessed three fruits correctly, and how many people have guessed four fruits correctly?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4348 A large truck is crossing a bridge 1 mile long. The bridge can only hold 14000 lbs, which is the exact weight of the truck. The truck makes it half way across the bridge and stops. A bird lands on the truck. Does the bridge collapse?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4349 While exploring the wilds of Canada, Wild Man Dave was captured by hostile wood fairies. Brad, the powerful chief of the fairies told him he could make one final statement which would determine how he would die. If the statement he made was false, he would be boiled in water. If the statement were true, he would be fried in oil. Wild Man Dave found neither of this options too his liking, so he made a statement that got him out of this seemingly impossible situation. What is the one statement he could have made?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4350 The 22nd and 24th presidents of the United States of America had the same parents, but were not brothers. How can this be possible?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4351 Which clock works best, the one that loses a minute a day, or the one that doesn't work at all?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4352 You can see nothing else When you look in my face, I will look you in the eye And I will never lie.
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4353 A man was just about to put his key in the door when he heard his wife scream “No Charlie, don't do it!”The man walked in his house to find his wife dead on the floor next to a doctor, a lawyer and a police officer. None of them had name tags and the man did not know who any of them were. The only thing the man knew is that the police officer did it. How did he know?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4354 A car's odometer shows 72927 miles, a palindromic number. What are the minimum miles you would need to travel to form another?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4355 I am the shortest complete sentence in the English language. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4356 A girl is twice as old as her brother and half as old as her father. In 50 years, her brother will be half as old as his father. How old is the daughter now?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4357 What fastens two people yet touches only one?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4358 I can be found on a human or beast all people should have one at least I can be any shape or any size and my history you'll despise What Am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4359 Mr. and Mrs. Wilson have five children, half of them are boys.How is this possible?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4360 Who spends the day at the window, goes to the table for meals and hides at night?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4361 I killed one fourth of mankind. Who am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4362 Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered, there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house in is a remote location, away from everything except for the nearby railway track. What caused the death of Romeo and Juliet?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4363 You can't keep this until you have given it.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4364 It is said among my people that some things are improved by death. Tell me, what stinks while living, but in death, smells good?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4365 It's been around for millions of years, but it's no more than a month old. What is it?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4366 Determine what letter should replace the ? at the end: M M L J A R C C G E P C ?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4367 What has one foot on each side and one in the middle?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4368 As I was going to the mall I met a man with seven wives, Each wive held two bags, Each bag held a mother cat, Each mother cat had six babies, How many people where going to the mall?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4369 I'm as big as an elephant, but lighter than a feather. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4370 A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. Who am I.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4371 A girl is twice as old as her brother and half as old as her father. In 50 years, her brother will be half as old as his father. How old is the daughter now?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4372 Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, When I have flown.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4373 so your in a mansion and the powers out. you see a green door and a red door which do you go through (It does'nt matter which door). Now you see a purple door and a orange door which do you go through. now you see a door with a golden handle and a door with a silver handle which door do you go through no you finally come to some signs 1 says death from drowning another says death from machine guns and the last 1 says death from electric chair (all the signs are on doors). then you see a big sign that says or stay in the mansion and starve to death. which do you do and also live.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4374 Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4375 There are two bodies on the floor. They are surrounded by water and broken glass. How did they die?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4376 I say everything I hear to others around. I'm not an animal, nor part of the human race. I will, immediately, repeat after you; But only if my tail is in place. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4377 What is the easiest way to throw a ball, and have it stop, and completely reverse direction after traveling a short distance?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4378 My thunder comes before the lightning; My lightning comes before the clouds; My rain dries all the land it touches. What am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4379 What goes into the water red and comes out black?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4380 He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4381 Tom and his younger sister were fighting. Their mother was tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that they couldn't touch each other. How did she accomplish this?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4382 A train just leaves a station and enters a tunnel. Where is the best place for a claustrophobic person to sit?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4383 What word starting with BR, that with the addition of the letter E, becomes another word that sounds the same as the first?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4384 I live in the canopy. I rarely touch the forest floor. I hang upside down all day. I move as slow as a tortoise. My hair is brown and green. I eat tree leaves. Who am i?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4385 RIDDLE ME THIS:A woman walked into an office building, looked at the guard, and said her name was Jenny. The next day she walked into the same building, looked at the same guard and said her name was Julie. What is going on?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4386 Below is a short poem to help you determine the next letter in the sequence that follows: Both backward and forward I may go But just one way makes sense Don't you know So don't be confused, don't be surprised All you must do Is use your eyes What comes next?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4387 I killed one fourth of mankind. Who am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4388 Some will use me, while others will not, some have remembered, while others have forgot. For profit or gain, I'm used expertly, I can't be picked off the ground or tossed into the sea. Only gained from patience and time, can you unravel my rhyme?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4389 A little pool with two layers of wall around it. One white and soft and the other dark and hard, amidst a light brown grassy lawn with an outline of a green grass. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4390 Why can't a woman, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4391 Two men are in a desert. They both have packs on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his pack open, the guy who is dead has his pack closed. What is in the pack?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4392 I have a little house in which I live all alone. It has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4393 Why can't a woman, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4394 A man ordered a length of rope by telephone from his nearest hardware shop. But when he went to collect the rope, he found that the assistant had miswritten the order by interchanging feet and inches. As a result of this, the rope was only 30 percent of the length that the man wanted. What length did he want and what length did he get?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4395 The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4396 On a fine sunny day a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators eyes. What caused the ship to sink?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4397 A phone rings 9 times, and no one answers it. A horse eats 9 pounds of grain. A bannana grows 9 inches evry day. and the computer gets 9 mail messages every day. What is always in the above paragraph ^?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4398 What can you catch but not throw?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4399 The Pope has it but he does not use it. Your father has it but your mother uses it. Nuns do not need it. Your lady friend's husband has it and she uses it. What is it?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4400 The following sentence is false. The preceding sentence is true. Are these sentences true or false?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4401 I'm as big as an elephant, but lighter than a feather. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4402 Trains travel from one town to another town all day, always on the same track, always going nonstop and at the same speed. The noon train took 80 minutes to complete the trip, but the 4 PM train took an hour and 20 minutes. Why?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4403 Two words, my answer is only two words. To keep me, you must give me.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4404 Detective Marty had been trailing three men suspected of committing several fur robberies. He received a message in a sealed envelope delivered by Roscoe, an underworld contact and decided to call Detective Sam, his partner. “I think I found out where the merchandise is stored,”said Detective Marty. Obviously Marty didn't want Roscoe to know what was in the envelope, so he read it to Sam in code. This is what Marty had said: “Flame mate weighty soak shave comedy debut stake scared.” What did the message say?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4405 Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet. Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you'll know, when you I do claim. Who am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45