• #4406 A black dog is sleeping in the middle of a black road that has no streetlights and there is no moon. A car coming down the road with its lights off steers around the dog. How did the driver know the dog was there?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4407 Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4408 Shortly after jumping from an aircraft at 5000 or so feet, a man deploys his parachute. When he looks up he sees a rather large hole in his parachute. Nonetheless he lands safely without assistance and without using his reserve chute. Why did he survive?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4409 My life can be measured in hours, I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick Fat, I am slow Wind is my foe.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4410 Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, Two letters there are, And two only in me. I'm double, I'm single, I'm black, blue, and gray, I'm read from both ends, And the same either way. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4411 Captain is to Private as Master is to
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4412 Mr. and Mrs. Wilson have five children, half of them are boys.How is this possible?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4413 You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows. What is it?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4414 A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4415 They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4416 Can you arrange the numbers 1 to 9 in the circles so that each straight line of three numbers totals 18? {mospagebreak}{mospagebreak}
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4417 Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg are white,”or “The yolk of the egg is white?“
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4418 You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4419 If a man carried my burden he would break his back. I am not big but leave silver in my tracks. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4420 You have the misfortune to own an unreliable clock. This one loses exactly 24 minutes every hour. It is now showing 3:00am and you know that is was correct at midnight, when you set it. The clock stopped 1 hour ago, what is the correct time now?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4421 If life gets tough, what do you have that you can always count on?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4422 What kind of running means walking?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4423 A very pretty thing am I, fluttering in the pale-blue sky. Delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed I am a pretty thing. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4424 What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4425 The two dice in each pair are identical. As usual, the numbers on opposite sides add up to seven. On each pair, what is the total of the two hidden sides that face each other? CLUE:Dice A has a 5 and 3{mospagebreak}
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4426 What was the biggest island in the world before the discovery of Australia by Captain Cook?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4427 A man is lying drowned in a dead forest, far from water. How did this happen?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4428 Dead on the field lie ten soldiers in white, felled by three eyes, black as night. What happened?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4429 What has garbage and flies?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4430 A man was just about to put his key in the door when he heard his wife scream “No Charlie, don't do it!”The man walked in his house to find his wife dead on the floor next to a doctor, a lawyer and a police officer. None of them had name tags and the man did not know who any of them were. The only thing the man knew is that the police officer did it. How did he know?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4431 Where on Earth do the winds always blow from the South?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4432 What's the least number of chairs you would you need around a table to sit four fathers, two grandfathers, and four sons?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4433 Mr. and Mrs. Wilson have five children, half of them are boys.How is this possible?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4434 You pick it, You peel the outside, You cook the inside, You eat the outside, And throw away the inside. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4435 You see a pig in the middle of the road. What do you do? A)Yell piggy figgy higgy kiggy biggy diggy B)Get a burger C)Go to an Irish Dance Competition D)Buy a money clip E)Jump F)Call your mom and say WOOOO HOOOO! G)Yes
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4436 A little pool with two layers of wall around it. One white and soft and the other dark and hard, amidst a light brown grassy lawn with an outline of a green grass. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4437 A sharpshooter hung up his hat and put on a blindfold. He then walked 100 yards, turned around, and shot a bullet through his hat. The blindfold was a perfectly good one, completely blocking the man's vision. How did he manage this?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4438 There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4439 Four children, Rob, Danny, Martha and Bent, had a race across the yard. Danny was as many places behind Martha as Bent was ahead of Rob. Martha was not first and Rob was not second. Who was first, second, third and fourth?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4440 what is black when clean and white when dirty?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4441 A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. Who am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4442 No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4443 I killed one fourth of mankind. Who am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4444 You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung. What is it?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4445 I soar without wings, I see without eyes. I've traveled the universe to and fro. I've conquered the world, yet I've never been anywhere but home. Who am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4446 The two dice in each pair are identical. As usual, the numbers on opposite sides add up to seven. On each pair, what is the total of the two hidden sides that face each other? CLUE:Dice A has a 5 and 3{mospagebreak}
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4447 What word starting with BR, that with the addition of the letter E, becomes another word that sounds the same as the first?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4448 Four children, Rob, Danny, Martha and Bent, had a race across the yard. Danny was as many places behind Martha as Bent was ahead of Rob. Martha was not first and Rob was not second. Who was first, second, third and fourth?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4449 What is round as a dishpan, deep as a tub, and still the oceans couldn't fill it up?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4450 A very pretty thing am I, fluttering in the pale-blue sky. Delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed I am a pretty thing. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4451 Joe and Sally where sitting in their family room one night. While Joe was watching T.V, his wife Sally was reading. All of a sudden the power went out and Joe decided to go to bed, but Sally kept on reading. With no use of artificial light, Sally kept on reading. How?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4452 In a contest, four fruits (an apple, a banana, an orange, and a pear) have been placed in four closed boxes (one fruit per box). People may guess which fruit is in which box. 123 people participate in the contest. When the boxes are opened, it turns out that 43 people have guessed none of the fruits correctly, 39 people have guessed one fruit correctly, and 31 people have guessed two fruits correctly. The Question: How many people have guessed three fruits correctly, and how many people have guessed four fruits correctly?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4453 I make you weak at the worst of all times. I keep you safe, I keep you fine. I make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold, I visit the weak, but seldom the bold. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4454 What's the difference between a penniless man and a feather bed?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4455 What is it that you ought to keep after you have given it to someone else?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4456 What do you serve that you can't eat?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4457 You do not want to have it, But when you do have it, You do not want to lose it? What is it?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4458 I am always hungry, I must always be fed, The finger I lick Will soon turn red.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4459 I make you weak at the worst of times but in the ned i keep you safe, You will sweat in my presience even as you grow cold, i dwell with the weak and easily the brave but with out me who could tell the difference. Who am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4460 I am the fountain from which no one can drink. For many I am considered a necessary link. Like gold to all I am sought for, But my continued death brings wealth for all to want more. .What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4461 A man lay dead in a room with 51 bicycles around him. What happened?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4462 How many letters are in the alphabet?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4463 What's the least number of chairs you would you need around a table to sit four fathers, two grandfathers, and four sons?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4464 What falls but doesn't break, and what breaks but doesn't fall?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4465 What can you catch but not throw?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4466 My voice rises above the din, Sometimes catching all unaware. I never ask questions, yet get many answers.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4467 if you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes are in the doghouse?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4468 Inspector Morse was outside a milkbar when a lady screamed 'NO JOHN NO!!' inspector Morse ran inside the milkbar and inside there was a woman dead on the floor in the Bar there was a lawyer , a milkman , a singer , a teacher and the shop owner . Without hesitation Inspector Morse arrested the milkman. Why is this ?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4469 A train was on its way to Florida and derailed. Where would they bury the survivors?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4470 I'm not really more than holes tied to more holes; I'm strong as good steel, though not as stiff as a pole. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4471 You can see nothing else When you look in my face, I will look you in the eye And I will never lie.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4472 Some say we are red, some say we are green. Some play us, some spray us. What are we?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4473 There lived a man in a house and everytime he went to bed he turned on the light. One night, the man forgot to turn on the light. The next day he read the paper and killed himself. Why?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4474 A man buys a rope from a woman for $3.00 and hands the woman a $10 bill. The woman goes into the grocery store next door to get change. She returns and gives the man $7.00. After the man leaves, the clerk from the store comes and says, “Hey, that was a counterfeit bill you gave me.”The woman gives the clerk a good bill. How much has the woman lost?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4475 Walk on the living, they don't even mumble. Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What are they?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4476 For some I go fast for others I'm slow. To most people, I'm an obsession relying on me is a well practiced lesson. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4477 A hiker comes to a fork in the road and doesn't know which way to go to reach his destination. There are two men at the fork, one of whom always tells the truth while the other always lies. The hiker doesn't know which is which, though. He may ask one of the men only one question to find his way. Which man does he ask, and what is the question?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4478 A woman was horrified to find a fly in her tea. The waiter took her cup and went into the kitchen and returned with a fresh cup of tea. She shouted, “You brought me the same tea!”How did she know?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4479 I am a tree, but I am very small... Who am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4480 I'm related to you. I'm really close to you! I'm your cousins aunt. Who am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4481 I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4482 You heard me before, Yet you hear me again. Then I die, 'Til you call me again What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4483 It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4484 There lived a man in a house and everytime he went to bed he turned on the light. One night, the man forgot to turn on the light. The next day he read the paper and killed himself. Why?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4485 What has garbage and flies?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4486 Bouncing Bob was riding a particularly frisky horse when suddenly its bridle came off. As they raced down the road, a screaming Bob clung to the horse's ears for dear life. Out of the corner of his eye, Bob saw a car coming, and realizing the horse was completely out of control, he panicked. Flailing his arms about, he accidentally caused the horse to come to an abrupt halt. What could Bouncing Bob have done to make the horse stop?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4487 There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the woman had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them. He agreed. At night, he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home. One day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard's garden. He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly, he knew the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4488 I am the fountain from which no one can drink. For many I am considered a necessary link. Like gold to all I am sought for, But my continued death brings wealth for all to want more. .What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4489 There was a buss with 26 people in it. Then, they decided to cross the Golden Gate Bridge. When they crossed the bridge, there was no single person left. Also, no one got out from the bus. What happened?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4490 If you spell out all the numbers, how far do you have to go until you use the letter a?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4491 A cloud was my mother, the wind is my father, my son is the cool stream, and my daughter is the fruit of the land. A rainbow is my bed, the earth my final resting place, and I'm the torment of man.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4492 If you are a velophile, what is it that you love?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4493 A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. Who am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4494 I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4495 If you are a velophile, what is it that you love?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4496 I make you weak at the worst of times but in the ned i keep you safe, You will sweat in my presience even as you grow cold, i dwell with the weak and easily the brave but with out me who could tell the difference. Who am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4497 What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4498 When John was six years old he hammered a nail into his favorite tree to mark his height. Ten years later at age sixteen, John returned to see how much higher the nail was. If the tree grew by five centimeters each year, how much higher would the nail be?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4499 Farmer Brown came to town with some watermelons. He sold half of them plus half a melon, and found that he had one whole melon left. How many melons did he take to town?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4500 { People walk on me day and night. I never sleep...... Who am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4501 What has one foot on each side and one in the middle?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4502 How high would you have to count before you would use the letter A in the English language spelling of a whole number.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4503 There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4504 I am a fruit. I taste very yummy. I came from trees, ofcourse. I am color orange. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4505 What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45