• #4506 What is round on the ends and high in the middle?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4507 An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4508 What do you serve that you can't eat?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4509 I can be found where anything cannot; dead men eat me all the time, but if a living man eats me, he'll die. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4510 The strangest creature you'll ever find: Two eyes in front and many many more behind.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4511 Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet. Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you'll know, when you I do claim. Who am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4512 What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4513 Which word in the English language becomes shorter when it is lengthened?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4514 The more there is the less you see. What is it?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4515 What is more useful when it is broken?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4516 I say everything I hear to others around. I'm not an animal, nor part of the human race. I will, immediately, repeat after you; But only if my tail is in place. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4517 What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4518 What is it that is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4519 Which is heavier ? A pound of feathers or a pound of gold.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4520 What question can you never answer?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4521 John was very tired after a long day of work. He went to bed at 10 p.m., wound his alarm clock and set it for noon the next day. Since John fell asleep almost immediately, how many hours of sleep did he get before the alarm woke him?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4522 What is significant about 3661 seconds past midnight on 1st January 2001?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4523 A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4524 a man and his son were driving to meet there mom when they got in a car wreck. on the way to the ER the man past away. the surgeon said i cant operate on this boy he is my son. how ca n this be?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4525 What's as big as you are yet doesn't weigh an ounce?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4526 What has no heart Yet is alive? It never moves People stab it with knives.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4527 The rich need it The poor have it If you eat it you will die Who am I
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4528 How can you clasp someone's hands together in such a manner that they cannot leave the room without unclasping them?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4529 How do you make “one”disappear?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4530 I make you weak at the worst of all times. I keep you safe, I keep you fine. I make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold, I visit the weak, but seldom the bold. Who am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4531 What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4532 If someone says to you, “I'll bet you $1 that if you give me $2, I will give you $3 in return“, would this be a good bet for you to accept?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4533 Which clock works best, the one that loses a minute a day, or the one that doesn't work at all?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4534 How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4535 My thunder comes before the lightning; My lightning comes before the clouds; My rain dries all the land it touches. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4536 Joe and Sally where sitting in their family room one night. While Joe was watching T.V, his wife Sally was reading. All of a sudden the power went out and Joe decided to go to bed, but Sally kept on reading. With no use of artificial light, Sally kept on reading. How?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4537 Daniel, my son, is exactly one fifth of my age. In 21 years time, I will be exactly twice his age. My wife is exactly seven times older than my daughter, Jessica. In 8 years time, my wife will be three times older then Jessica. How old are Daniel and Jessica now?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4538 What has no heart Yet is alive? It never moves People stab it with knives.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4539 I am the fountain from which no one can drink. For many I am considered a necessary link. Like gold to all I am sought for, But my continued death brings wealth for all to want more. .What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4540 Two mothers and two daughters go shopping. They have $21, which they split equally between them. How can this be possible?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4541 A cloud was my mother, the wind is my father, my son is the cool stream, and my daughter is the fruit of the land. A rainbow is my bed, the earth my final resting place, and I'm the torment of man.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4542 No legs have I to dance, No lungs have I to breathe, No life have I to live or die And yet I do all three. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4543 A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, “that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!”The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4544 What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4545 What is red and blue, and purple and green? No one can reach it, not even the queen?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4546 With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force its doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4547 a man and his son were driving to meet there mom when they got in a car wreck. on the way to the ER the man past away. the surgeon said i cant operate on this boy he is my son. how ca n this be?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4548 I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4549 What's as big as you are yet doesn't weigh an ounce?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4550 What can bring back the dead; make us cry, make us laugh, make us young; born in an instant yet lasts a life time?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4551 Be you ever so quick, with vision keen, by your eyes, we are never seen. Unless perchance it should come to pass, you see our reflection in a looking glass. What are we?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4552 What is round as a dishpan, deep as a tub, and still the oceans couldn't fill it up?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4553 I am large as a castle, yet lighter than air. 100 men and their horses cannot move me. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4554 What question can you never answer?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4555 what is black when clean and white when dirty?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4556 What was the biggest island in the world before the discovery of Australia by Captain Cook?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4557 What has one foot on each side and one in the middle?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4558 I am six letters. When you take one away I am twelve. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4559 What is it the more you take, the more you leave behind?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4560 Two men are in a desert. They both have packs on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his pack open, the guy who is dead has his pack closed. What is in the pack?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4561 You see a pig in the middle of the road. What do you do? A)Yell piggy figgy higgy kiggy biggy diggy B)Get a burger C)Go to an Irish Dance Competition D)Buy a money clip E)Jump F)Call your mom and say WOOOO HOOOO! G)Yes
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4562 A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said “Parrot repeats everything it hears.”A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4563 Violet, indigo, blue and green, yellow, orange and red; these are the colors you have seen after the storm has fled.What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4564 You have three stoves: a gas stove, a wood stove, and a coal stove, but only one match. Which should you light first?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4565 a cat goes to the top of a 50 story building and jumpsout but doesnt die or get hurt and doesnt land on any thing,what happened
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4566 You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung. What is it?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4567 I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with little sound. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4568 At dusk I come without being fetched. At dawn I disappear without being stolen. I'm a poet's tears and a sailor's guide. What am I ?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4569 There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4570 What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4571 Pronounced as one letter, But look and you'll see, That really I'm written with three. I'm read from both ends, The same either way. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4572 Which country has been hidden in the paragraph below: The local habitat around a railway track can be very interesting. For example, supporting the track is a sleeper, under which you can find the lesser spotted great weevil.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4573 I am a tree, but I am very small... Who am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4574 A wife and her husband were driving in their car on the highway. All of a sudden, they ran out of gas. So the husband said to the wife, “Now, you stay here. I will go down the highway to the nearest gas station, and I will be about 1 hour. Just listen to the radio and read some books, and remember to lock all the windows and doors. I will leave the keys with you.”So, off the husband went, and the wife first locked ALL the windows and doors. Next, she turned on the radio, and this is what she heard on the news report: “THERE IS A MURDERER ON THE LOOSE. HE WAS LAST SEEN ON THE HIGHWAY, WEARING ALL BLACK, ABOUT 5 FOOT 11 INCHES. PLEASE, BE AWARE AND CONTACT THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY.”The wife got very scared. She turned off the radio and double checked the locked doors. Then she saw the murderer, only a couple feet away from the car. An hour later, the husband returned to his car. Inside the car, his wife was DEAD, she had been murdered. All the windows were still locked, and the doors. No windows were broken, and the car was in PERFECT condition. No scratches or anything, it was the same way as when he left it. How did the murderer kill the wife?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4575 You are in a room that is completely bricked in on all four sides, including the ceiling and floor. You have nothing but a mirror and a wooden table in the room with you. How do you get out?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4576 The two dice in each pair are identical. As usual, the numbers on opposite sides add up to seven. On each pair, what is the total of the two hidden sides that face each other? CLUE:Dice A has a 5 and 3{mospagebreak}
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4577 A psychologist goes to a village in Africa and decides to compare foot size to intelligence. He notes that in general, as foot size increases, so does intelligence. How can this be?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4578 Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4579 At the sound of me, men may dream, Or stamp their feet. At the sound of me, women may laugh, Or sometimes weep.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4580 My voice rises above the din, Sometimes catching all unaware. I never ask questions, yet get many answers.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4581 Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4582 You want to send a valuable object to a friend. You have a box which is more than large enough to contain the object. You have several locks with keys. The box has a locking ring which is more than large enough to have a lock attached. But your friend does not have the key to any lock that you have. How do you do it? Note that you cannot send a key in an unlocked box, since it might be copied.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4583 A man and a woman were driving in their car when it broke down. The man decided to go for help at a gas station a few miles back. He made sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the sedan's doors. He went off, but when he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. No physical damage was done to the car, so how did the stranger get in?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4584 Five women each purchase a household item for use in a different room. 1. Mrs. Simpson does not keep her item in the bedroom. 2. Amy has a television; Mrs. Griggs has a hi-fi. 3. Kylie does not keep her item in the bedroom. 4. Clara does not have a telephone. 5. Mrs. Williams does not keep her item in the kitchen. 6. Kylie keeps hers in the conservatory. 7. Michelle has a bookcase; Mrs. Dingle has a computer. 8. Michelle does not keep her in the living room. 9. Mrs. Pringle keeps hers in the study; Roxanne keeps hers in the kitchen. Can you work out the full name of each woman, her item and where she keeps it?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4585 if you stack thousands of pizza pies on top of eachother what would you get?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4586 A psychologist goes to a village in Africa and decides to compare foot size to intelligence. He notes that in general, as foot size increases, so does intelligence. How can this be?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4587 This is as light as a feather, Yet no man can hold it for long. What is it?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4588 A farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4589 If who I am is whom I love, but whom I love is lost.... then who am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4590 Why did the baseball coach tell the baseball player to go to the bank?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4591 I am a rock group that has 4 members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assasinated. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4592 I turn around once. What is out will not get in. I turn around again. What is in will not get out. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4593 what is brown and stiky and goes round and round
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4594 I never was, am always to be, No one ever saw me, nor ever will And yet I am the confidence of all To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4595 Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red.What am I ?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4596 When one does not know what it is, then it is something; but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4597 You heard me before, Yet you hear me again, Then I die, 'Till you call me again.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4598 A pregnant lady named her children: Dominique, Regis, Michelle, Fawn, Sophie and Lara. What will she name her next child? Jessica, Katie, Abby or Tilly?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4599 You give someone a dollar. You are this person's brother, but the person is not your brother. How can that be?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4600 What is more useful when it is broken?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4601 A tree doubled in height each year until it reached its maximum height over the course of ten years. How many years did it take for the tree to reach half its maximum height?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4602 Ten pears hanging high, Ten men come passing by, Each took a pear and left nine hanging there. How could that be?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4603 If you are a velophile, what is it that you love?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4604 A horse travels a certain distance each day. Strangely enough, two of its legs travel 30 miles each day and the other two legs travel nearly 31 miles. It would seem that two of the horse's legs must be one mile ahead of the other two legs, but of course this can't be true. Since the horse is normal, how is this situation possible?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4605 While exploring the wilds of Canada, Wild Man Dave was captured by hostile wood fairies. Brad, the powerful chief of the fairies told him he could make one final statement which would determine how he would die. If the statement he made was false, he would be boiled in water. If the statement were true, he would be fried in oil. Wild Man Dave found neither of this options too his liking, so he made a statement that got him out of this seemingly impossible situation. What is the one statement he could have made?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45