• #4606 How many letters are in the alphabet?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4607 Who are the two brothers who live on opposite sides of the road yet never see each other?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4608 What is the difference between a dollar and a half and thirty five-cents?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4609 My first is high, My second damp, My whole a tie, A writer's cramp.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4610 What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4611 What has one foot on each side and one in the middle?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4612 How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4613 Captain is to Private as Master is to
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• #4614 Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg are white,”or “The yolk of the egg is white?“
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4615 What goes up when the rain comes down?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4616 What do you use to hoe a row, slay a foe, and wring with woe?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4617 I come at the end of time and at the start of eternitiy. I come four times in every week, but only once in a thousand years. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4618 You want to send a valuable object to a friend. You have a box which is more than large enough to contain the object. You have several locks with keys. The box has a locking ring which is more than large enough to have a lock attached. But your friend does not have the key to any lock that you have. How do you do it? Note that you cannot send a key in an unlocked box, since it might be copied.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4619 How many three cent stamps are in a dozen?
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• #4620 With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force its doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4621 I am a rock group that has 4 members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assasinated. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4622 It is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of the end, and the end of every space. What is it?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4623 A pregnant lady named her children: Dominique, Regis, Michelle, Fawn, Sophie and Lara. What will she name her next child? Jessica, Katie, Abby or Tilly?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4624 If you say my name I am no more.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4625 A train just leaves a station and enters a tunnel. Where is the best place for a claustrophobic person to sit?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4626 Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered, there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house in is a remote location, away from everything except for the nearby railway track. What caused the death of Romeo and Juliet?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4627 What goes up when the rain comes down?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4628 A pregnant lady named her children: Dominique, Regis, Michelle, Fawn, Sophie and Lara. What will she name her next child? Jessica, Katie, Abby or Tilly?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4629 A headless lawyer had a letter to write; It was read by a man who had lost his sight. The dumb repeated it word for word; And deaf was he who listened and heard.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4630 What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4631 My life can be measured in hours, I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick Fat, I am slow Wind is my foe.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4632 In marble walls as white as milk, Lined with skin as soft as silk, Within a fountain crystal clear, A golden apple does appear. No doors are there to this stronghold-- Yet thieves break in and steal the gold.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4633 The Pope has it but he does not use it. Your father has it but your mother uses it. Nuns do not need it. Your lady friend's husband has it and she uses it. What is it?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4634 What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4635 What is it that you ought to keep after you have given it to someone else?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4636 What is it that you ought to keep after you have given it to someone else?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4637 You can carry it everywhere you go, and it does not get heavy. What is it?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4638 A man was going to buy a $5000 car, but he didn't pay a penny for the car, how is this possible?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4639 It is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of the end, and the end of every space. What is it?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4640 A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: The Wife said she was sleeping. The Cook was cooking breakfast. The Gardener was picking vegetables. The Maid was getting the mail. The Butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4641 Which word in the English language becomes shorter when it is lengthened?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4642 The more there is the less you see. What is it?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4643 Three men were walking out one day. Then it started raining hard. They raced 4 blocks to there house. When they got in, one man didnt get his hair wet. They did not have an umbrella, or a hat. How can this be?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4644 The rich need it The poor have it If you eat it you will die Who am I
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4645 Almost everyone sees me without noticing me, For what is beyond is what he or she seeks. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4646 I give you a group of three. One is sitting down, and will never get up. The second eats as much as is given to him, yet is always hungry. The third goes away and never returns.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4647 what is perfect, pretty, and smart?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4648 Can you arrange the numbers 1 to 9 in the circles so that each straight line of three numbers totals 18? {mospagebreak}{mospagebreak}
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4649 A cloud was my mother, the wind is my father, my son is the cool stream, and my daughter is the fruit of the land. A rainbow is my bed, the earth my final resting place, and I'm the torment of man.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4650 Rungs of a Ladder The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart. If the water is rising at the rate of one foot an hour, how long will it take until the water covers over the ladder?...
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4651 A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, “that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!”The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4652 When I left, I didn't know where I was going; when I got there, I didn't know where I was; when I returned, I didn't know where I had been. Who was I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4653 You heard me before, Yet you hear me again. Then I die, 'Til you call me again What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4654 I am six letters. When you take one away I am twelve. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4655 Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4656 Which bird does not belong in this group? Finch, gull, eagle, ostrich, or sparrow?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4657 A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is rarely consumed, served warm and taken straight from its source. The man is a sucker for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it. What is his favorite drink?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4658 When you stop and look, you can always see me. If you try to touch you cannot feel me. I cannot move, but as you near me, I will move away from you. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4659 My life can be measured in hours, I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick Fat, I am slow Wind is my foe.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4660 what is brown and stiky and goes round and round
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4661 During the Holocaust there is a jewish man who has managed to evade the nazi soldiers fro many months. He has finally made it to the border of Germany, but to his dismay, there is a massive river blocking his way with only one bridge over. The bridge was under nazi control and any person caught trying to exit Germany will be killed on the spot, but any Polish person caught trying to enter Germany without the proper papers will be sent back to Poland. There is only one gaurd on this bridge and he only checks the bridge for people every three minutes. Now, no matter how quickly any person may run, this bridge will always take exactly five minutes to cross. How can the German man exit Germany without being caught and killed?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4662 There is a bus full of people travelling over San Francisco and no one gets off the bus throughout the journey. But when it gets to the other side there is not a single person left. How is this possible?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4663 I am large as a castle, yet lighter than air. 100 men and their horses cannot move me. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4664 Give me an x, I'll stand to face you. Give me a cross, I'll turn my back on you. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4665 I have no voice and yet I speak to you, I tell of all things in the world that people do. I have leaves, but I am not a tree, I have pages, but I am not a bride or royalty. I have a spine and hinges, but I am not a man or a door, I have told you all, I cannot tell you more. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4666 During the Holocaust there is a jewish man who has managed to evade the nazi soldiers fro many months. He has finally made it to the border of Germany, but to his dismay, there is a massive river blocking his way with only one bridge over. The bridge was under nazi control and any person caught trying to exit Germany will be killed on the spot, but any Polish person caught trying to enter Germany without the proper papers will be sent back to Poland. There is only one gaurd on this bridge and he only checks the bridge for people every three minutes. Now, no matter how quickly any person may run, this bridge will always take exactly five minutes to cross. How can the German man exit Germany without being caught and killed?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4667 There are two bodies on the floor. They are surrounded by water and broken glass. How did they die?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4668 There was a yellow eye on a blue face, and a red eye on a green face. The yellow eye said to the red eye “we are both the same, only i'm higher, and you are lower“. What are they?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4669 A young boy needs to cross a bridge that can only hold 100 pounds of weight. The young boy weighs 98 pounds. The young boy also has 3 balls that each weigh 1 pound each. The yougn boy needs to get across the bridge with all the balls at the exact same time. How does he get across the bridge with all 3 balls at the same time?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4670 You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung. What is it?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4671 It runs and runs but can never flee. It is often watched, yet never sees. When long it brings boredom, When short it brings fear. What is it?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4672 What word contains all of the twenty six letters?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4673 You can't keep this until you have given it.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:45
• #4674 Ray Whitcombe is found dead in his office at his desk. The police have narrowed the suspects down to three people: Mrs. Barbara Whitcombe, Ray's wife; Mr. Jason McCubbins, Ray's business partner; and Mr. Harold Nichols, Ray's best friend. All three visited Mr. Whitcombe the day of his murder, but all three provide the police with stories of explanation as to the reason for their visit. Police found Mr. Whitcombe with his wrist watch still on his right arm, a torn up picture of his wife laying on the floor beside the trash can, and an ink pen in his right hand. On the desk, the police found a name plate, a telephone that was off the hook, and a personal calendar turned to the July 5th page with 7B91011 written on it. After examining this evidence, the police knew their suspect. Who was it?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4675 At dusk I come without being fetched. At dawn I disappear without being stolen. I'm a poet's tears and a sailor's guide. What am I ?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4676 A headless lawyer had a letter to write; It was read by a man who had lost his sight. The dumb repeated it word for word; And deaf was he who listened and heard.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4677 Who spends the day at the window, goes to the table for meals and hides at night?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4678 When I am young I am tall. When I am old I am short. What can I be?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4679 The king dies and two men, the true heir and an impostor, both claim to be his long-lost son. Both fit the description of the rightful heir: about the right age, height, coloring and general appearance. Finally, one of the elders proposes a test to identify the true heir. One man agrees to the test while the other flatly re-fuses. The one who agreed is immediately sent on his way, and the one who re-fused is correctly identified as the rightful heir. Can you figure out why?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4680 There's a body lying dead on a bed, and on the floor beside it is a pair of scissors. The scissors were instrumental in his death, yet there's no trace of blood. The body reveals no signs of any cuts or bruises. How could the person have been murdered with the pair of scissors?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4681 I am a fruit. I taste very yummy. I came from trees, ofcourse. I am color orange. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4682 Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, Two letters there are, And two only in me. I'm double, I'm single, I'm black, blue, and gray, I'm read from both ends, And the same either way. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4683 Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4684 You have three stoves: a gas stove, a wood stove, and a coal stove, but only one match. Which should you light first?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4685 I am six letters. When you take one away I am twelve. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4686 How many 1 foot by 1 foot bricks would it take to complete a building that's 20 feet long on all four sides and 20 feet high?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4687 What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees. Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows. What is it?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4688 a man and his son were driving to meet there mom when they got in a car wreck. on the way to the ER the man past away. the surgeon said i cant operate on this boy he is my son. how ca n this be?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4689 A beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother. How could this be?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4690 A phone rings 9 times, and no one answers it. A horse eats 9 pounds of grain. A bannana grows 9 inches evry day. and the computer gets 9 mail messages every day. What is always in the above paragraph ^?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4691 A man was going to buy a $5000 car, but he didn't pay a penny for the car, how is this possible?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4692 I give milk and have a horn but I'm not a cow? What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4693 What falls but doesn't break, and what breaks but doesn't fall?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4694 Which clock works best, the one that loses a minute a day, or the one that doesn't work at all?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4695 What does man love more than life Fear more than death or mortal strife What the poor have, the rich require, and what contented men desire, What the miser spends and the spendthrift saves And all men carry to their graves?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4696 What part of the turkey has the most feathers?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4697 Captain is to Private as Master is to
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4698 A man was found dead out in a field of snow. The only tracks that were left was a set of footprints between two parallel lines. Who should the police be looking for?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4699 What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4700 { I GO UP AND DOWN.... BUT NEVER MOVE. WHO AM I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4701 How far can a dog run into the woods?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4702 I can be created by humans, but they cannot control me. I suck on wood, paper and flesh alike. I can be more of a hindrance than help. To my creators, I seem to be everywhere at once. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4703 A man was born in 1898 He is still alive now at the age 33 How is this possible ?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4704 Three men were walking out one day. Then it started raining hard. They raced 4 blocks to there house. When they got in, one man didnt get his hair wet. They did not have an umbrella, or a hat. How can this be?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4705 Which is heavier ? A pound of feathers or a pound of gold.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46