• #4706 Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4707 How do you make “one”disappear?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4708 A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, “that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!”The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4709 I've got ten or more daughters. I've got less than ten daughters. I've got at least one daughter. If only one of these statements is true, how many daughters have I got?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4710 During the Holocaust there is a jewish man who has managed to evade the nazi soldiers fro many months. He has finally made it to the border of Germany, but to his dismay, there is a massive river blocking his way with only one bridge over. The bridge was under nazi control and any person caught trying to exit Germany will be killed on the spot, but any Polish person caught trying to enter Germany without the proper papers will be sent back to Poland. There is only one gaurd on this bridge and he only checks the bridge for people every three minutes. Now, no matter how quickly any person may run, this bridge will always take exactly five minutes to cross. How can the German man exit Germany without being caught and killed?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4711 Walking home one day, you take a short cut along the train tracks. The tracks cross a narrow bridge over a deep gorge. At the point you are 3/8 of the way across the bridge, you hear the train whistle somewhere behind you. You charge across the bridge, and jump off the track as the train is about to run you down. As it happens, if you had gone the other way, you would have reached safety just before being run over as well. If you can run ten miles per hour, how fast is the train moving?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4712 My voice is tender, my waist is slender and I'm often invited to play. Yet wherever I go I must take my bow or else I have nothing to say. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4713 RIDDLE ME THIS:A woman walked into an office building, looked at the guard, and said her name was Jenny. The next day she walked into the same building, looked at the same guard and said her name was Julie. What is going on?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4714 When one does not know what it is, then it is something; but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4715 What goes into the water black and comes out red?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4716 If who I am is whom I love, but whom I love is lost.... then who am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4717 A white dove flew down by the castle. Along came a king and picked it up handless, ate it up toothless, and carried it away wingless.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4718 At dusk I come without being fetched. At dawn I disappear without being stolen. I'm a poet's tears and a sailor's guide. What am I ?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4719 The man who made it doesn't want it, The man who bought it doesn't need it, The man who has it can't see it... What is it???
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4720 What can be heard and caught but never seen?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4721 Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4722 A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds, and then puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4723 Can you arrange the numbers 1 to 9 in the circles so that each straight line of three numbers totals 18? {mospagebreak}{mospagebreak}
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4724 Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess named Anna. Anna's father, the King, wanted to be sure his daughter married an intelligent man. To test his daughter's suitors the King hid Anna's picture in one of three boxes. The suitor had to be able to select the box with Anna's picture on one try and within twenty seconds. On the gold box was the message “Anna's picture is in this box“. The silver box had the message “Anna's picture is not in this box.”“Anna's picture is not in the gold box”was written on the bronze box. The King would tell each suitor “Only one of the three messages is correct.”Which box contained Anna's picture?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4725 What is it the more you take, the more you leave behind?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4726 A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. Who am I.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4727 You can't keep this until you have given it.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4728 You are standing on the top one of two solid metal pillars. They are both exactly one kilometer apart from each other and they both stand one kilometer high. There is absolutely nothing around these pillars, but you have one small twig, one small rock and an unlimited supply of rope. Usuing only the materials named, how can you get from the top of the pillar that you are on to the top of the other pillar?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4729 There are four girls, and four apples in a basket. Every girl takes an apple, Yet one apple remains in the basket. How is this possible?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4730 I am thought to be everywhere, and I only have one rival. He hides within himself, and stays wherever I cannot reach. Who am I? and Who is my rival??
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4731 I have an eye but cannot see. I am stronger and faster then any man alive but have no limbs. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4732 A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4733 Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4734 How many of each type of animal did Moses take on the Ark?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4735 What kind of rocks does Frankenstein have in his collection?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4736 I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle? 97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4737 Three men were walking out one day. Then it started raining hard. They raced 4 blocks to there house. When they got in, one man didnt get his hair wet. They did not have an umbrella, or a hat. How can this be?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4738 if you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes are in the doghouse?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4739 There was a yellow eye on a blue face, and a red eye on a green face. The yellow eye said to the red eye “we are both the same, only i'm higher, and you are lower“. What are they?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4740 What fastens two people yet touches only one?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4741 What can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be consumed?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4742 When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4743 I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. Can you name me?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4744 There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4745 Where will you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4746 I never was, am always to be, No one ever saw me, nor ever will, And yet I am the confidence of all To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4747 When they are caught, they are thrown away. When they escape, you itch all day. What are they?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4748 This old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4749 I'm a riddle in nine syllables, An elephant, a ponderous house, A melon strolling on two tendrils O red fruit, Ivory, fine timber! The loaf's big with it's yeasty rising Money's new minted in this fat purse. I'm a means, a stage, a cow in calf. I've eaten a bag of green apples Boarded the train there's no getting off.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4750 If you are a velophile, what is it that you love?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4751 a cat goes to the top of a 50 story building and jumpsout but doesnt die or get hurt and doesnt land on any thing,what happened
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4752 What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4753 I am the shortest complete sentence in the English language. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4754 I killed one fourth of mankind. Who am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4755 What word starting with BR, that with the addition of the letter E, becomes another word that sounds the same as the first?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4756 so your in a mansion and the powers out. you see a green door and a red door which do you go through (It does'nt matter which door). Now you see a purple door and a orange door which do you go through. now you see a door with a golden handle and a door with a silver handle which door do you go through no you finally come to some signs 1 says death from drowning another says death from machine guns and the last 1 says death from electric chair (all the signs are on doors). then you see a big sign that says or stay in the mansion and starve to death. which do you do and also live.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4757 how does the turtle with no legs cross the road????????? HINT take the f out of free and the f out of way!!!!!!!!!
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4758 There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the woman had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them. He agreed. At night, he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home. One day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard's garden. He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly, he knew the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4759 Polly Perkins was after a talking parrot, so she went to the local pet shop in the hope of securing such a find. She was in luck. The shop assistant assured her that the parrot would learn and repeat any word or phrase it heard. Polly was delighted. However, a week later, the parrot still hadn't spoken a word. Polly returned to the shop to complain, however, it appeared that the assistant was accurate in what he had said, and refused a refund. Why didn't the parrot talk?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4760 You are standing on the top one of two solid metal pillars. They are both exactly one kilometer apart from each other and they both stand one kilometer high. There is absolutely nothing around these pillars, but you have one small twig, one small rock and an unlimited supply of rope. Usuing only the materials named, how can you get from the top of the pillar that you are on to the top of the other pillar?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4761 I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I never sleep. I can take a mans house and build anothers, And I love to play games with my many brothers. I am a king among fools. Who am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4762 im a container with the inside golden than cant be opened unless im broken!!!
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4763 What can bring back the dead; make us cry, make us laugh, make us young; born in an instant yet lasts a life time?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4764 There's a body lying dead on a bed, and on the floor beside it is a pair of scissors. The scissors were instrumental in his death, yet there's no trace of blood. The body reveals no signs of any cuts or bruises. How could the person have been murdered with the pair of scissors?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4765 What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4766 I can be found on a human or beast all people should have one at least I can be any shape or any size and my history you'll despise What Am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4767 A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds, and then puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4768 What always goes to bed with shoes on?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4769 Where does the 13th man come from ?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4770 All the electricity was out in town and none of the street lights or traffic signals had power. A dark limousine was cruising down the newly paved blacktop, with its headlights off. A young boy dressed totally in black (with no reflectors) stepped out to cross the street. The moon wasn?t out and the boy had no flashlight, yet the driver stopped to let the boy cross the street. How did the driver see the boy?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4771 Polly Perkins was after a talking parrot, so she went to the local pet shop in the hope of securing such a find. She was in luck. The shop assistant assured her that the parrot would learn and repeat any word or phrase it heard. Polly was delighted. However, a week later, the parrot still hadn't spoken a word. Polly returned to the shop to complain, however, it appeared that the assistant was accurate in what he had said, and refused a refund. Why didn't the parrot talk?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4772 There are two bodies on the floor. They are surrounded by water and broken glass. How did they die?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4773 I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4774 How far can a dog run into the woods?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4775 I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4776 A man ordered a length of rope by telephone from his nearest hardware shop. But when he went to collect the rope, he found that the assistant had miswritten the order by interchanging feet and inches. As a result of this, the rope was only 30 percent of the length that the man wanted. What length did he want and what length did he get?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4777 A clock chimes 5 times in 4 seconds. How many times will it chime in 10 seconds?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4778 At night they come without being fetched, And by day they are lost without being stolen.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4779 A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. Who am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4780 A pregnant lady named her children: Dominique, Regis, Michelle, Fawn, Sophie and Lara. What will she name her next child? Jessica, Katie, Abby or Tilly?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4781 What is round on the ends and high in the middle?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4782 The man who made it doesn't want it, The man who bought it doesn't need it, The man who has it can't see it... What is it???
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4783 How do you make “one”disappear?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4784 You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung. What is it?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4785 Why did the baseball coach tell the baseball player to go to the bank?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4786 A headless lawyer had a letter to write; It was read by a man who had lost his sight. The dumb repeated it word for word; And deaf was he who listened and heard.
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4787 What gets wetter the more it dries?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4788 Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, When I have flown. What am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4789 Pronounced as one letter, But look and you'll see, That really I'm written with three. I'm read from both ends, The same either way. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4790 In a contest, four fruits (an apple, a banana, an orange, and a pear) have been placed in four closed boxes (one fruit per box). People may guess which fruit is in which box. 123 people participate in the contest. When the boxes are opened, it turns out that 43 people have guessed none of the fruits correctly, 39 people have guessed one fruit correctly, and 31 people have guessed two fruits correctly. The Question: How many people have guessed three fruits correctly, and how many people have guessed four fruits correctly?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4791 if you stack thousands of pizza pies on top of eachother what would you get?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4792 so your in a mansion and the powers out. you see a green door and a red door which do you go through (It does'nt matter which door). Now you see a purple door and a orange door which do you go through. now you see a door with a golden handle and a door with a silver handle which door do you go through no you finally come to some signs 1 says death from drowning another says death from machine guns and the last 1 says death from electric chair (all the signs are on doors). then you see a big sign that says or stay in the mansion and starve to death. which do you do and also live.
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4793 When I am young I am tall. When I am old I am short. What can I be?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4794 Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered, there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house in is a remote location, away from everything except for the nearby railway track. What caused the death of Romeo and Juliet?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4795 John was very tired after a long day of work. He went to bed at 10 p.m., wound his alarm clock and set it for noon the next day. Since John fell asleep almost immediately, how many hours of sleep did he get before the alarm woke him?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4796 Who are the two brothers who live on opposite sides of the road yet never see each other?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4797 { I GO UP AND DOWN.... BUT NEVER MOVE. WHO AM I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4798 Find the four digit number in which the first digit is one fourth of the last digit, the second digit is 6 times the first digit, and the third digit is the second digit plus 3.
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4799 how do you make 30p with 2 coins? one of them is not a 20p..
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4800 There was a yellow eye on a blue face, and a red eye on a green face. The yellow eye said to the red eye “we are both the same, only i'm higher, and you are lower“. What are they?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4801 Which bird does not belong in this group? Finch, gull, eagle, ostrich, or sparrow?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4802 What force and strength cannot get through I with a gentle touch can do, And many in the street would stand were I not a friend in hand.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4803 How can you clasp someone's hands together in such a manner that they cannot leave the room without unclasping them?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4804 How high would you have to count before you would use the letter A in the English language spelling of a whole number.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46
• #4805 A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:46