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#405
The faster you work, the longer it is before you're done, and the slower you work, the sooner you're finished?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:38
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#406
What can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be consumed?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:38
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#407
This old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:38
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#408
He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:38
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#409
What does man love more than life? Fear more than death or mortal strife? What do the poor have, what the rich require, And what contented men desire? What does the miser spend, the spendthrift save, And all men carry to their graves?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:38
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#410
I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:38
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#411
Polly Perkins was after a talking parrot, so she went to the local pet shop in the hope of securing such a find. She was in luck. The shop assistant assured her that the parrot would learn and repeat any word or phrase it heard. Polly was delighted. However, a week later, the parrot still hadn't spoken a word. Polly returned to the shop to complain, however, it appeared that the assistant was accurate in what he had said, and refused a refund. Why didn't the parrot talk?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:38
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#412
Weight in my belly, Trees on my back. Nails in my ribs, Feet I do lack.
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:38
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#413
What can go up a chimney down, but cannot go down a chimney up?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:38
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#414
When they are caught, they are thrown away. When they escape, you itch all day. What are they?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:38
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#415
It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:38
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#416
Two convicts are locked in a cell. There is an unbarred window high up in the cell. No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they can't reach the window to escape. They then decide to tunnel out. However, they give up with the tunneling because it will take too long. Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell. What is his plan?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:38
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#417
A beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother. How could this be?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:38
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#418
how does the turtle with no legs cross the road????????? HINT take the f out of free and the f out of way!!!!!!!!!
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:38
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#419
Captain is to Private as Master is to
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#420
I have many feathers to help me fly. I have a body and head, but I'm not alive. It is your strength which determines how far I go. You can hold me in your hand, but I'm never thrown. What am I?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#421
I am a fruit. I taste very yummy. I came from trees, ofcourse. I am color orange. What am I?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#422
How is it that a person born in Massachusetts, whose parents were both born in Massachusetts, is not born a U.S. Citizen?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#423
I can be long, or I can be short. I can be grown, and I can be bought. I can be painted, or left bare. I can be round, or square. What am I?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#424
A certain number has three digits. The sum of the three digits equals 36 times this number. Seven times the left digit plus 9 is equal to 5 times the sum of the two other digits. 8 times the second digit minus 9 is equal to the sum of the first and third. What is the number?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#425
what is brown and stiky and goes round and round
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#426
All the electricity was out in town and none of the street lights or traffic signals had power. A dark limousine was cruising down the newly paved blacktop, with its headlights off. A young boy dressed totally in black (with no reflectors) stepped out to cross the street. The moon wasn?t out and the boy had no flashlight, yet the driver stopped to let the boy cross the street. How did the driver see the boy?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#427
My voice rises above the din, Sometimes catching all unaware. I never ask questions, yet get many answers.
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#428
At dusk I come without being fetched. At dawn I disappear without being stolen. I'm a poet's tears and a sailor's guide. What am I ?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#429
A man buys a rope from a woman for $3.00 and hands the woman a $10 bill. The woman goes into the grocery store next door to get change. She returns and gives the man $7.00. After the man leaves, the clerk from the store comes and says, “Hey, that was a counterfeit bill you gave me.”The woman gives the clerk a good bill. How much has the woman lost?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#430
What has no heart Yet is alive? It never moves People stab it with knives.
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#431
Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, Two letters there are, And two only in me. I'm double, I'm single, I'm black, blue, and gray, I'm read from both ends, And the same either way. What am I?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#432
What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#433
In spring I am gay in handsome array; in summer more clothing I wear; when colder it grows I fling off my clothes; and in winter quite naked appear. What am I?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#434
If a man carried my burden he would break his back. I am not big but leave silver in my tracks. What am I?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#435
If you toss a die and it comes up with the number one 9 times in a row, what is the probability that it will come up with one on the next throw?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#436
There is a pink single story house and everything in it is pink. The doors are pink, the windows are pink and the TV is pink. What color are the stairs....
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#437
We are little creatures; all of us have different features. One of us in glass is set; one of us you'll find in jet. Another you may see in tin, and the fourth is boxed within . If the fifth you should pursue, it can never fly from you. What are we?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#438
A rubber ball is tossed off the top of a 90 foot building. Every time it bounces, it goes back up half way. How many bounces will the ball take before it stops?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#439
Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#440
If a man carried my burden He would break his back. I am not rich, But leave silver in my track.
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#441
Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, Two letters there are, And two only in me. I'm double, I'm single, I'm black, blue, and gray, I'm read from both ends, And the same either way. What am I?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#442
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#443
A woman was horrified to find a fly in her tea. The waiter took her cup and went into the kitchen and returned with a fresh cup of tea. She shouted, “You brought me the same tea!”How did she know?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#444
Many things can create one, it can be of any shape or size, it is created for various reasons, and it can shrink or grow with time. What is it?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#445
I am the fountain from which no one can drink. For many I am considered a necessary link. Like gold to all I am sought for, But my continued death brings wealth for all to want more. .What am I?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#446
Three cars had driven into a parking lot at the same time, and the three drivers left them all for the attendant to park. Unfortunately, he isn't too good at remembering exactly which driver drove which car. However, he is sure of these 6 facts: a. Colin drove the BMW if and only if Mr. Cooper drove the Avenger. b. Alan drove the Cortina if and only if Mr. Cooper drove the BMW. c. Colin is Mr. Brown if and only if Mr. Andrews drove the BMW. d. Brian is Mr. Andrews if and only if Colin drove the BMW. e. Mr. Cooper drove the Avenger if and only if Alan is Mr. Brown. f. Colin is Mr. Brown if and only if Alan drove the Cortina. Who arrived with which car?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#447
A car's odometer shows 72927 miles, a palindromic number. What are the minimum miles you would need to travel to form another?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#448
For some I go fast for others I'm slow. To most people, I'm an obsession relying on me is a well practiced lesson. What am I?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#449
I've got ten or more daughters. I've got less than ten daughters. I've got at least one daughter. If only one of these statements is true, how many daughters have I got?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#450
What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#451
What's the least number of chairs you would you need around a table to sit four fathers, two grandfathers, and four sons?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#452
While on my way to St. Ives, I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives, How many were going to St. Ives?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#453
I am always hungry, I must always be fed, The finger I lick Will soon turn red.
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#454
I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#455
What can you catch but not throw?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#456
a man and his son were driving to meet there mom when they got in a car wreck. on the way to the ER the man past away. the surgeon said i cant operate on this boy he is my son. how ca n this be?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#457
What can go up and come down without moving?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#458
if you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes are in the doghouse?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#459
How many 1 foot by 1 foot bricks would it take to complete a building that's 20 feet long on all four sides and 20 feet high?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#460
What always goes to bed with shoes on?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#461
What is more useful when it is broken?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#462
Where on Earth do the winds always blow from the South?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#463
Harry went out to dinner with his friends Larry, Barry, and Gary. Harry sat across from Gary. At Gary's right, opposite Barry, sat Larry. When the waiter came for their orders, Larry and Barry ordered steak. Gary chose fish, and Harry (who likes to be difficult) ordered like this: “Unless the man at the left of the man opposite the man who ordered fish is not having what the man across from the man at the right of the man at my left is having, then I'll have what the man across from the man at the right of the man opposite me ordered. Otherwise, bring me the fettucine alfredo.”Assuming “right”and “left”is from the viewpoint of the diners, what did Harry order?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#464
A car's odometer shows 72927 miles, a palindromic number. What are the minimum miles you would need to travel to form another?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#465
How do you make “one”disappear?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#466
In the NBA, how many men are on the basketball court for each team?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#467
I turn around once. What is out will not get in. I turn around again. What is in will not get out. What am I?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#468
How is it possible to shave three times a day and still grow a beard?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#469
I give you a group of three. One is sitting down, and will never get up. The second eats as much as is given to him, yet is always hungry. The third goes away and never returns.
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#470
Farmer Brown came to town with some watermelons. He sold half of them plus half a melon, and found that he had one whole melon left. How many melons did he take to town?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#471
if you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes are in the doghouse?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#472
If you say my name I am no more.
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#473
A cloud was my mother, the wind is my father, my son is the cool stream, and my daughter is the fruit of the land. A rainbow is my bed, the earth my final resting place, and I'm the torment of man.
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#474
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#475
I am that which is hunted, and this panes me. Do you dig, Stone? What am I?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#476
If someone says to you, “I'll bet you $1 that if you give me $2, I will give you $3 in return“, would this be a good bet for you to accept?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#477
Three mountain climbers paid a lot of money to be the first to scale a mountain. After several days of climbing they finally reached the pinnacle, and to their dismay, found a cabin and three frozen bodies. Since the mountain climbers were the first to ever climb the summit, how could this be possible?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#478
Dave and Brad, two popular politicians, met at a club to discuss the overthrow of their party leader. They each ordered a vodka on the rocks. Brad downed his and ordered another. He then drank his second in a gulp and decided to wait before he ordered a third. Meanwhile, Dave, who was sipping his drink, suddenly fell forward dead. Both men were setup for an assassination. Why did Dave die and Brad live?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#479
What kind of can never needs a can-opener?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#480
The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart. If the water is rising at the rate of one foot an hour, how long will it take until the water covers over the ladder?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#481
ees llahs uoy dna sdrawkcab siht daer eeht ot flesti laever lliw elddir eht erbmun a si eulc eht ton si rewsna eht redroni hguorht desuac redro fo tuo yltnerruc nihtiw seil rewsna eht
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#482
I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. Can you name me?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#483
Harry went out to dinner with his friends Larry, Barry, and Gary. Harry sat across from Gary. At Gary's right, opposite Barry, sat Larry. When the waiter came for their orders, Larry and Barry ordered steak. Gary chose fish, and Harry (who likes to be difficult) ordered like this: “Unless the man at the left of the man opposite the man who ordered fish is not having what the man across from the man at the right of the man at my left is having, then I'll have what the man across from the man at the right of the man opposite me ordered. Otherwise, bring me the fettucine alfredo.”Assuming “right”and “left”is from the viewpoint of the diners, what did Harry order?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#484
A man buys a rope from a woman for $3.00 and hands the woman a $10 bill. The woman goes into the grocery store next door to get change. She returns and gives the man $7.00. After the man leaves, the clerk from the store comes and says, “Hey, that was a counterfeit bill you gave me.”The woman gives the clerk a good bill. How much has the woman lost?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#485
What is it that you ought to keep after you have given it to someone else?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#486
I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#487
With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force its doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite. What am I?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#488
In a pond there are some flowers with some bees hovering over the flowers. How many flowers and bees are there if both the following statements are true: 1. If each bee lands on a flower, one bee doesn't get a flower. 2. If two bees share each flower, there is one flower left out.
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#489
What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#490
How do you make “one”disappear?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#491
What's the least number of chairs you would you need around a table to sit four fathers, two grandfathers, and four sons?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#492
Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#493
As I went across the bridge, I met a man with a load of wood which was neither straight nor crooked. What kind of wood was it?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#494
Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#495
if you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes are in the doghouse?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#496
What question can someone ask all day long, always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers could be correct?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#497
The strangest creature you'll ever find: Two eyes in front and many many more behind.
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#498
You and your three friends stay over night at a hotel it costs thirty to stay over each of you pay 10 bucks shortly after you get back the bellhop arrives and gives you 5 bucks becasue it was only 25 dollars you give the bellhop a tip of 2 bucks and your friends both a dollar WHERE DID THE LAST DOLLAR GO !!!
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#499
What does man love more than life Fear more than death or mortal strife What the poor have, the rich require, and what contented men desire, What the miser spends and the spendthrift saves And all men carry to their graves?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#500
What kind of rocks does Frankenstein have in his collection?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#501
a cat goes to the top of a 50 story building and jumpsout but doesnt die or get hurt and doesnt land on any thing,what happened
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#502
Determine what letter should replace the ? at the end: M M L J A R C C G E P C ?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#503
What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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#504
A man was just doing his job when his suit was torn. Why did he die three minutes later?
— CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
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