• #505 What do you use to hoe a row, slay a foe, and wring with woe?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #506 Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #507 Be you ever so quick, with vision keen, by your eyes, we are never seen. Unless perchance it should come to pass, you see our reflection in a looking glass. What are we?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #508 I make you weak at the worst of all times. I keep you safe, I keep you fine. I make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold, I visit the weak, but seldom the bold. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #509 Why did the baseball coach tell the baseball player to go to the bank?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #510 I come in darkness, but fill the mind with light. I bring enlightenment to some, while gripping others in the hand of fear. With me it can be a journey of inexplicable joy and sorrow. What I will show you will often be unreachable. Journey with me and what you see may haunt you. Journey with me and you may never want to return home. Journey with me and you will never know when it will end. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #511 A clock chimes 5 times in 4 seconds. How many times will it chime in 10 seconds?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #512 I never was, am always to be, No one ever saw me, nor ever will And yet I am the confidence of all To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #513 I killed one fourth of mankind. Who am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #514 What is the difference between a school boy studying and a farmer watching his cattle?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #515 Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #516 I killed one fourth of mankind. Who am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #517 Where will you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #518 You can take off all of my skin and I will not cry but YOU will Why ?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #519 The beginning of eternity, the end of time and space; the beginning of every end, and the end of every place. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #520 Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered, there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house in is a remote location, away from everything except for the nearby railway track. What caused the death of Romeo and Juliet?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #521 I come in darkness, but fill the mind with light. I bring enlightenment to some, while gripping others in the hand of fear. With me it can be a journey of inexplicable joy and sorrow. What I will show you will often be unreachable. Journey with me and what you see may haunt you. Journey with me and you may never want to return home. Journey with me and you will never know when it will end. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #522 A beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother. How could this be?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #523 In marble walls as white as milk, Lined with skin as soft as silk, Within a fountain crystal clear, A golden apple does appear. No doors are there to this stronghold-- Yet thieves break in and steal the gold.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #524 What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #525 If you screw a light bulb into a socket by turning the bulb toward the right with your right hand, which way would you turn the socket with your left hand in order to unscrew it while holding the bulb stationary?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #526 Alice is walking throught the forest of forgetfulness. She wants to know what day of the week it is. She stops and asks a lion and a unicorn. Now the lion lies all of the time on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. The unicorn always lies on Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Alice asks the lion what day it is, he says, “Well, yesterday was one of my lying days.”Alice can't figure it out just from the lion's answer so she asks the unicorn and the unicorn says, “Yesterday was also one of my lying days.”What day is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #527 I can be found on a human or beast all people should have one at least I can be any shape or any size and my history you'll despise What Am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #528 Dead on the field lie ten soldiers in white, felled by three eyes, black as night. What happened?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #529 Four cars come to a four way stop, all coming from a different direction. They can't decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. They do not crash into each other, but all four cars go. How is this possible?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #530 At night they come without being fetched, And by day they are lost without being stolen.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #531 Which word in the English language becomes shorter when it is lengthened?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #532 A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. Who am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #533 A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, “that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!”The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #534 What gets wetter the more it dries?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #535 You can't keep this until you have given it.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #536 What is round as a dishpan, deep as a tub, and still the oceans couldn't fill it up?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #537 What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #538 Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call. What is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #539 You can carry it everywhere you go, and it does not get heavy. What is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #540 I am a box that holds keys without locks, yet they can unlock your soul. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #541 There is a bus full of people travelling over San Francisco and no one gets off the bus throughout the journey. But when it gets to the other side there is not a single person left. How is this possible?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #542 A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said “Parrot repeats everything it hears.”A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #543 Harry went out to dinner with his friends Larry, Barry, and Gary. Harry sat across from Gary. At Gary's right, opposite Barry, sat Larry. When the waiter came for their orders, Larry and Barry ordered steak. Gary chose fish, and Harry (who likes to be difficult) ordered like this: “Unless the man at the left of the man opposite the man who ordered fish is not having what the man across from the man at the right of the man at my left is having, then I'll have what the man across from the man at the right of the man opposite me ordered. Otherwise, bring me the fettucine alfredo.”Assuming “right”and “left”is from the viewpoint of the diners, what did Harry order?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #544 What is it that is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #545 A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said “Parrot repeats everything it hears.”A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #546 What is it that is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #547 There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the woman had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them. He agreed. At night, he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home. One day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard's garden. He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly, he knew the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #548 What falls but doesn't break, and what breaks but doesn't fall?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #549 Three robbers robbed a store. Once they came out they were totally changed, but they still continued robbing. Why?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #550 What has garbage and flies?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #551 I come at the end of time and at the start of eternitiy. I come four times in every week, but only once in a thousand years. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #552 Alice is walking throught the forest of forgetfulness. She wants to know what day of the week it is. She stops and asks a lion and a unicorn. Now the lion lies all of the time on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. The unicorn always lies on Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Alice asks the lion what day it is, he says, “Well, yesterday was one of my lying days.”Alice can't figure it out just from the lion's answer so she asks the unicorn and the unicorn says, “Yesterday was also one of my lying days.”What day is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #553 There were five men going to church and it started to rain. The four that ran got wet and the one that stood still stayed dry.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #554 I can be long, or I can be short. I can be grown, and I can be bought. I can be painted, or left bare. I can be round, or square. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #555 The marathon man timed himself and found out that if he wore a bright white outfit he ran 20 miles in 80 minutes, but when he wore a dark outfit, he ran 20 miles in one hour and twenty minutes. What does this mean for his next race?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #556 Four men sat down to play. They played all night till break of day. They played for gold and not for fun. With separate scores for everyone. When they had come to square accounts. They all had made quite fair amounts. Can you the paradox explain. If no one lost, how all could gain?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #557 What has garbage and flies?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #558 Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #559 A farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #560 I have many feathers to help me fly. I have a body and head, but I'm not alive. It is your strength which determines how far I go. You can hold me in your hand, but I'm never thrown. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #561 It runs and runs but can never flee. It is often watched, yet never sees. When long it brings boredom, When short it brings fear. What is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #562 Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, When I have flown.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #563 I live in the canopy. I rarely touch the forest floor. I hang upside down all day. I move as slow as a tortoise. My hair is brown and green. I eat tree leaves. Who am i?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #564 Bouncing Bob was riding a particularly frisky horse when suddenly its bridle came off. As they raced down the road, a screaming Bob clung to the horse's ears for dear life. Out of the corner of his eye, Bob saw a car coming, and realizing the horse was completely out of control, he panicked. Flailing his arms about, he accidentally caused the horse to come to an abrupt halt. What could Bouncing Bob have done to make the horse stop?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #565 You pick it, You peel the outside, You cook the inside, You eat the outside, And throw away the inside. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #566 You have the misfortune to own an unreliable clock. This one loses exactly 24 minutes every hour. It is now showing 3:00am and you know that is was correct at midnight, when you set it. The clock stopped 1 hour ago, what is the correct time now?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #567 A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #568 RIDDLE ME THIS:A woman walked into an office building, looked at the guard, and said her name was Jenny. The next day she walked into the same building, looked at the same guard and said her name was Julie. What is going on?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #569 Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can't fill it up. What is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #570 Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #571 What can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be consumed?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #572 When I am young I am tall. When I am old I am short. What can I be?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #573 What is the difference between a dollar and a half and thirty five-cents?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #574 What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #575 What is round as a dishpan, deep as a tub, and still the oceans couldn't fill it up?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #576 There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #577 The marathon man timed himself and found out that if he wore a bright white outfit he ran 20 miles in 80 minutes, but when he wore a dark outfit, he ran 20 miles in one hour and twenty minutes. What does this mean for his next race?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #578 Detective Marty had been trailing three men suspected of committing several fur robberies. He received a message in a sealed envelope delivered by Roscoe, an underworld contact and decided to call Detective Sam, his partner. “I think I found out where the merchandise is stored,”said Detective Marty. Obviously Marty didn't want Roscoe to know what was in the envelope, so he read it to Sam in code. This is what Marty had said: “Flame mate weighty soak shave comedy debut stake scared.” What did the message say?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #579 I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air. Who am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #580 if you stack thousands of pizza pies on top of eachother what would you get?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #581 What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #582 An archaeologist finds a coin dated 48 B.C. How did he know it was a fake?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #583 what is a triangle with 2 sides?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #584 Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #585 I have an eye but cannot see. I am stronger and faster then any man alive but have no limbs. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #586 Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager suddenly remembers that the room rate is $25 and gives $5 to the bellboy to return to the people. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person. Now each person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each, totalling $27. The bellboy has $2, totalling $29. Where is the missing $1?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #587 As a whole, I am both safe and secure. Behead me, and I become a place of meeting. Behead me again, and I am the partner of ready. Restore me, and I become the domain of beasts. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #588 You are in a room that is completely bricked in on all four sides, including the ceiling and floor. You have nothing but a mirror and a wooden table in the room with you. How do you get out?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #589 Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, When I have flown.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #590 what is black when clean and white when dirty?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #591 All the electricity was out in town and none of the street lights or traffic signals had power. A dark limousine was cruising down the newly paved blacktop, with its headlights off. A young boy dressed totally in black (with no reflectors) stepped out to cross the street. The moon wasn?t out and the boy had no flashlight, yet the driver stopped to let the boy cross the street. How did the driver see the boy?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #592 At the sound of me, men may dream, Or stamp their feet. At the sound of me, women may laugh, Or sometimes weep.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #593 I'm a god, a planet, and measurer of heat. Who am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #594 I come at the end of time and at the start of eternitiy. I come four times in every week, but only once in a thousand years. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #595 A hundred feet in the air, but it's back is on the ground. What is it?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #596 Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered, there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house in is a remote location, away from everything except for the nearby railway track. What caused the death of Romeo and Juliet?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #597 I come at the end of time and at the start of eternitiy. I come four times in every week, but only once in a thousand years. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #598 What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #599 I come at the end of time and at the start of eternitiy. I come four times in every week, but only once in a thousand years. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #600 While on my way to St. Ives, I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives, How many were going to St. Ives?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #601 No legs have I to dance, No lungs have I to breathe, No life have I to live or die And yet I do all three. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #602 What is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #603 I'm a riddle in nine syllables, An elephant, a ponderous house, A melon strolling on two tendrils O red fruit, Ivory, fine timber! The loaf's big with it's yeasty rising Money's new minted in this fat purse. I'm a means, a stage, a cow in calf. I've eaten a bag of green apples Boarded the train there's no getting off.
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40
• #604 I have an eye but cannot see. I am stronger and faster then any man alive but have no limbs. What am I?
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:40