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#5606 A man and a woman were driving in their car when it broke down. The man decided to go for help at a gas station a few miles back. He made sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the sedan's doors. He went off, but when he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. No physical damage was done to the car, so how did the stranger get in?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5607 What goes into the water black and comes out red?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5608 What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5609 There is a pink single story house and everything in it is pink. The doors are pink, the windows are pink and the TV is pink. What color are the stairs....

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5610 Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5611 Does the law allow a man to marry his widow's sister?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5612 If three cats catch three mice in three minutes, how many cats would be needed to catch 100 mice in 100 minutes?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5613 You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung. What is it?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5614 What can go up a chimney down, but cannot go down a chimney up?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5615 Walking home one day, you take a short cut along the train tracks. The tracks cross a narrow bridge over a deep gorge. At the point you are 3/8 of the way across the bridge, you hear the train whistle somewhere behind you. You charge across the bridge, and jump off the track as the train is about to run you down. As it happens, if you had gone the other way, you would have reached safety just before being run over as well. If you can run ten miles per hour, how fast is the train moving?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5616 You can take off all of my skin and I will not cry but YOU will Why ?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5617 A man buys a rope from a woman for $3.00 and hands the woman a $10 bill. The woman goes into the grocery store next door to get change. She returns and gives the man $7.00. After the man leaves, the clerk from the store comes and says, “Hey, that was a counterfeit bill you gave me.”The woman gives the clerk a good bill. How much has the woman lost?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5618 what is perfect, pretty, and smart?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5619 I am a fathers child and a mothers child, yet I am not a son. Who am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5620 There were five men going to church and it started to rain. The four that ran got wet and the one that stood still stayed dry.

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5621 My thunder comes before the lightning; My lightning comes before the clouds; My rain dries all the land it touches. What am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5622 What was the biggest island in the world before the discovery of Australia by Captain Cook?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5623 life after death it repeats it's self, green to brown it is neither men nor women. what am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5624 A man was just about to put his key in the door when he heard his wife scream “No Charlie, don't do it!”The man walked in his house to find his wife dead on the floor next to a doctor, a lawyer and a police officer. None of them had name tags and the man did not know who any of them were. The only thing the man knew is that the police officer did it. How did he know?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5625 There is a bus full of people travelling over San Francisco and no one gets off the bus throughout the journey. But when it gets to the other side there is not a single person left. How is this possible?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5626 I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle? 97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less.

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5627 I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with little sound. What am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5628 I have an eye but cannot see. I am stronger and faster then any man alive but have no limbs. What am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5629 Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, When I have flown.

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5630 Many things can create one, it can be of any shape or size, it is created for various reasons, and it can shrink or grow with time. What is it?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5631 How is it possible to shave three times a day and still grow a beard?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5632 If you toss a die and it comes up with the number one 9 times in a row, what is the probability that it will come up with one on the next throw?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5633 If life gets tough, what do you have that you can always count on?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5634 If you say my name I am no more.

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5635 The priest in my hometown told us that on a particular day he would walk on water for 30 minutes. The lake was not dry and we all observed the priest actually walking on water. How?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5636 When they are caught, they are thrown away. When they escape, you itch all day. What are they?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5637 A man lay dead in a room with 51 bicycles around him. What happened?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5638 What is that which goes with a carriage, comes with a carriage, is of no use to a carriage, and yet the carriage cannot go without it?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5639 A horse travels a certain distance each day. Strangely enough, two of its legs travel 30 miles each day and the other two legs travel nearly 31 miles. It would seem that two of the horse's legs must be one mile ahead of the other two legs, but of course this can't be true. Since the horse is normal, how is this situation possible?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5640 A man is lying drowned in a dead forest, far from water. How did this happen?

— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5641 You can carry it everywhere you go, and it does not get heavy. What is it?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5642 What does man love more than life? Fear more than death or mortal strife? What do the poor have, what the rich require, And what contented men desire? What does the miser spend, the spendthrift save, And all men carry to their graves?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5643 A rubber ball is tossed off the top of a 90 foot building. Every time it bounces, it goes back up half way. How many bounces will the ball take before it stops?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5644 If who I am is whom I love, but whom I love is lost.... then who am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5645 Who is it that rows quickly with four oars but never comes out from under his own roof?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5646 if you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes are in the doghouse?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5647 A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is rarely consumed, served warm and taken straight from its source. The man is a sucker for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it. What is his favorite drink?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5648 I can be found where anything cannot; dead men eat me all the time, but if a living man eats me, he'll die. What am I?

— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5649 If you say my name I am no more.

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5650 What kind of storm is always in a rush?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5651 what is black when clean and white when dirty?

— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5652 I say everything I hear to others around. I'm not an animal, nor part of the human race. I will, immediately, repeat after you; But only if my tail is in place. What am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5653 If you are a velophile, what is it that you love?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5654 What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?

— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5655 What is significant about 3661 seconds past midnight on 1st January 2001?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5656 Which word in the English language becomes shorter when it is lengthened?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5657 What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?

— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5658 What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?

— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5659 What is that which goes with a carriage, comes with a carriage, is of no use to a carriage, and yet the carriage cannot go without it?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5660 What's the least number of chairs you would you need around a table to sit four fathers, two grandfathers, and four sons?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5661 In spring I am gay in handsome array; in summer more clothing I wear; when colder it grows I fling off my clothes; and in winter quite naked appear. What am I?

— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5662 My first is high, My second damp, My whole a tie, A writer's cramp.

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5663 There was a yellow eye on a blue face, and a red eye on a green face. The yellow eye said to the red eye “we are both the same, only i'm higher, and you are lower“. What are they?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5664 You see a pig in the middle of the road. What do you do? A)Yell piggy figgy higgy kiggy biggy diggy B)Get a burger C)Go to an Irish Dance Competition D)Buy a money clip E)Jump F)Call your mom and say WOOOO HOOOO! G)Yes

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5665 A tree doubled in height each year until it reached its maximum height over the course of ten years. How many years did it take for the tree to reach half its maximum height?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5666 I can be long, or I can be short. I can be grown, and I can be bought. I can be painted, or left bare. I can be round, or square. What am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5667 how does the turtle with no legs cross the road????????? HINT take the f out of free and the f out of way!!!!!!!!!

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5668 How do you make “one”disappear?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5669 What is more useful when it is broken?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5670 What tree do Fortune Tellers look at?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5671 Why can't a woman, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5672 My first is often at the front door. My second is found in the cereal family. My third is what most people want. My whole is one of the United States.

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5673 You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung. What is it?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5674 What is harder to catch the faster you run?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5675 I can be found on a human or beast all people should have one at least I can be any shape or any size and my history you'll despise What Am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5676 My first is high, My second damp, My whole a tie, A writer's cramp.

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5677 When I point up it's bright, but when I point down it's dark. What am I?

— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5678 what is black when clean and white when dirty?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5679 The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart. If the water is rising at the rate of one foot an hour, how long will it take until the water covers over the ladder?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5680 I can be found on a human or beast all people should have one at least I can be any shape or any size and my history you'll despise What Am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5681 Ray Whitcombe is found dead in his office at his desk. The police have narrowed the suspects down to three people: Mrs. Barbara Whitcombe, Ray's wife; Mr. Jason McCubbins, Ray's business partner; and Mr. Harold Nichols, Ray's best friend. All three visited Mr. Whitcombe the day of his murder, but all three provide the police with stories of explanation as to the reason for their visit. Police found Mr. Whitcombe with his wrist watch still on his right arm, a torn up picture of his wife laying on the floor beside the trash can, and an ink pen in his right hand. On the desk, the police found a name plate, a telephone that was off the hook, and a personal calendar turned to the July 5th page with 7B91011 written on it. After examining this evidence, the police knew their suspect. Who was it?

— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5682 what is brown and stiky and goes round and round

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5683 Never resting, never still. Moving silently from hill to hill. It does not walk, run or trot, All is cool where it is not. What is it?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5684 The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart. If the water is rising at the rate of one foot an hour, how long will it take until the water covers over the ladder?

— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5685 Some say we are red, some say we are green. Some play us, some spray us. What are we?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5686 If a man carried my burden He would break his back. I am not rich, But leave silver in my track.

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5687 how do you make 30p with 2 coins? one of them is not a 20p..

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5688 Something very extraordinary happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at 12:34 a.m. What was it?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5689 It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5690 Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?

— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5691 how do you make 30p with 2 coins? one of them is not a 20p..

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5692 When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5693 In a contest, four fruits (an apple, a banana, an orange, and a pear) have been placed in four closed boxes (one fruit per box). People may guess which fruit is in which box. 123 people participate in the contest. When the boxes are opened, it turns out that 43 people have guessed none of the fruits correctly, 39 people have guessed one fruit correctly, and 31 people have guessed two fruits correctly. The Question: How many people have guessed three fruits correctly, and how many people have guessed four fruits correctly?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5694 I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. Can you name me?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5695 There are two bodies on the floor. They are surrounded by water and broken glass. How did they die?

— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5696 Other than being colors, what do the words orange, silver and purple have in common?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5697 There are four brothers in this world that were all born together. The first runs and never wearies. The second eats and is never full. The third drinks and is always thirsty. The fourth sings a song that is never good.

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5698 What question can someone ask all day long, always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers could be correct?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5699 I am only useful When I am full, Yet I am always Full of holes.

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5700 You can carry it everywhere you go, and it does not get heavy. What is it?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5701 You do not want to have it, But when you do have it, You do not want to lose it? What is it?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5702 He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5703 A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds, and then puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5704 What kind of rocks does Frankenstein have in his collection?

— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5705 If a man carried my burden He would break his back. I am not rich, But leave silver in my track.

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47