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#5706 What's the difference between a penniless man and a feather bed?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5707 How high would you have to count before you would use the letter A in the English language spelling of a whole number.

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5708 What's the difference between a penniless man and a feather bed?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5709 I am a fruit. I taste very yummy. I came from trees, ofcourse. I am color orange. What am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5710 When I point up it's bright, but when I point down it's dark. What am I?

— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5711 I have two arms, but fingers none. I have two feet, but cannot run. I carry well, but I have found I carry best with my feet OFF the ground. What am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5712 What is more useful when it is broken?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5713 { I GO UP AND DOWN.... BUT NEVER MOVE. WHO AM I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5714 A man is lying drowned in a dead forest, far from water. How did this happen?

— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5715 Never resting, never still. Moving silently from hill to hill. It does not walk, run or trot, All is cool where it is not. What is it?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5716 Read my riddle, I pray. What God never sees, what the king seldom sees, and what we see every day. What is it?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5717 It is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of the end, and the end of every space. What is it?

— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5718 If you spell out all the numbers, how far do you have to go until you use the letter a?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5719 A train was on its way to Florida and derailed. Where would they bury the survivors?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5720 what has six legs but olny walks with 4?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5721 Harry went out to dinner with his friends Larry, Barry, and Gary. Harry sat across from Gary. At Gary's right, opposite Barry, sat Larry. When the waiter came for their orders, Larry and Barry ordered steak. Gary chose fish, and Harry (who likes to be difficult) ordered like this: “Unless the man at the left of the man opposite the man who ordered fish is not having what the man across from the man at the right of the man at my left is having, then I'll have what the man across from the man at the right of the man opposite me ordered. Otherwise, bring me the fettucine alfredo.”Assuming “right”and “left”is from the viewpoint of the diners, what did Harry order?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5722 A phone rings 9 times, and no one answers it. A horse eats 9 pounds of grain. A bannana grows 9 inches evry day. and the computer gets 9 mail messages every day. What is always in the above paragraph ^?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5723 There lived a man in a house and everytime he went to bed he turned on the light. One night, the man forgot to turn on the light. The next day he read the paper and killed himself. Why?

— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5724 One by one we come to life and side by side we wait, while our company swells in number some come early some come late. Some will bore you, some enthrill, but you can not choose between us, you must take us one and all, because we're bound together tightly and we're naught if we break free; if you want some clues about us simply answer who are we?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5725 if you stack thousands of pizza pies on top of eachother what would you get?

— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5726 Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5727 Pronounced as one letter, But look and you'll see, That really I'm written with three. I'm read from both ends, The same either way. What am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5728 What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5729 The marathon man timed himself and found out that if he wore a bright white outfit he ran 20 miles in 80 minutes, but when he wore a dark outfit, he ran 20 miles in one hour and twenty minutes. What does this mean for his next race?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5730 It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening. What is it

— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5731 I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle? 97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the correct answer?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5732 I am served at a table, In gatherings of two or four; Served small, white and round. You'll love some, And that's part of the fun. What am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5733 In marble walls as white as milk, Lined with skin as soft as silk, Within a fountain crystal clear, A golden apple does appear. No doors are there to this stronghold-- Yet thieves break in and steal the gold.

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5734 What can bring back the dead; make us cry, make us laugh, make us young; born in an instant yet lasts a life time?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5735 What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?

— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5736 Joe and Sally where sitting in their family room one night. While Joe was watching T.V, his wife Sally was reading. All of a sudden the power went out and Joe decided to go to bed, but Sally kept on reading. With no use of artificial light, Sally kept on reading. How?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5737 What is it that you ought to keep after you have given it to someone else?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5738 A blue house is made of blue bricks. A yellow house is made of yellow bricks. A red house is made of red bricks. An orange house is made of orange bricks. What would a green house be made of?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5739 I can be found where anything cannot; dead men eat me all the time, but if a living man eats me, he'll die. What am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5740 Imagine you are in a room with 3 switches. In an adjacent room there are 3 bulbs (let's say in lamps which are on a regular table), each switch belongs to one bulb. All are off at the moment. It is impossible to see from one room to another. No help from anybody else is allowed. How can you find out which switch belongs to which bulb, if you may enter the room with the bulbs only once?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5741 What has no heart Yet is alive? It never moves People stab it with knives.

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5742 They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5743 I am a rock group that has 4 members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assasinated. What am I?

— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5744 how do you make 30p with 2 coins? one of them is not a 20p..

— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5745 What is round as a dishpan, deep as a tub, and still the oceans couldn't fill it up?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5746 A king decided to let a prisoner try to escape the prison with his life. The king placed 2 marbles in a jar that was glued to a table. One of the marbles was supposed to be black, and one was supposed to be blue. If the prisoner could pick the blue marble, he would escape the prison with his life. If he picked the black marble, he would be executed. However, the king was very mean, and he wickedly placed 2 black marbles in the jars and no blue marbles. The prisoner witnessed the king only putting 2 black marbles in the jars. If the jar was not see-through and the jar was glued to the table and that the prisoner was mute so he could not say anything, how did he escape with his life?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5747 The higher I climb, the hotter I engage, I can not escape my crystal cage. What am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5748 What year comes next in this sequence: 1973 1979 1987 1993 1997 1999

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5749 A man was shot to death while in his car. There were no powder marks on his clothing, which indicated that the gunman was outside the car. However, all the windows were up and the doors locked. After a close inspection was made, the only bullet-holes discovered were on the man's body. How was he murdered?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5750 I make you weak at the worst of all times. I keep you safe, I keep you fine. I make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold, I visit the weak, but seldom the bold. Who am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5751 What question can you never answer?

— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5752 Daniel, my son, is exactly one fifth of my age. In 21 years time, I will be exactly twice his age. My wife is exactly seven times older than my daughter, Jessica. In 8 years time, my wife will be three times older then Jessica. How old are Daniel and Jessica now?

— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5753 The beginning of eternity, the end of time and space; the beginning of every end, and the end of every place. What am I?

— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5754 I'm so fast you can't see me, Though everyone sees straight through me, I don't stop until the day you die. What am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5755 In spring I am gay in handsome array; in summer more clothing I wear; when colder it grows I fling off my clothes; and in winter quite naked appear. What am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5756 Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet. Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you'll know, when you I do claim. Who am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5757 What never gets any wetter, no matter how much it rains?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5758 One word in this sentence is misspelled. What word is it?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5759 how do you make 30p with 2 coins? one of them is not a 20p..

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5760 You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung. What is it?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5761 In marble walls as white as milk, Lined with skin as soft as silk, Within a fountain crystal clear, A golden apple does appear. No doors are there to this stronghold-- Yet thieves break in and steal the gold.

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5762 A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is rarely consumed, served warm and taken straight from its source. The man is a sucker for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it. What is his favorite drink?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5763 What is significant about 3661 seconds past midnight on 1st January 2001?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5764 Almost everyone sees me without noticing me, For what is beyond is what he or she seeks. What am I?

— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5765 A man was just doing his job when his suit was torn. Why did he die three minutes later?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5766 Farmer Brown came to town with some watermelons. He sold half of them plus half a melon, and found that he had one whole melon left. How many melons did he take to town?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5767 I'm a god, a planet, and measurer of heat. Who am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5768 There's a body lying dead on a bed, and on the floor beside it is a pair of scissors. The scissors were instrumental in his death, yet there's no trace of blood. The body reveals no signs of any cuts or bruises. How could the person have been murdered with the pair of scissors?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5769 A car's odometer shows 72927 miles, a palindromic number. What are the minimum miles you would need to travel to form another?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5770 What is that which goes with a carriage, comes with a carriage, is of no use to a carriage, and yet the carriage cannot go without it?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5771 What kind of running means walking?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5772 I give milk and have a horn but I'm not a cow? What am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5773 Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5774 You can't keep this until you have given it.

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5775 how many animals did moses take on the arc with him?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5776 I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody.

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5777 You must keep this thing, its loss will affect your brothers. For once yours is lost, it will soon be lost by others.

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5778 I am a fruit. I taste very yummy. I came from trees, ofcourse. I am color orange. What am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5779 In a pond there are some flowers with some bees hovering over the flowers. How many flowers and bees are there if both the following statements are true: 1. If each bee lands on a flower, one bee doesn't get a flower. 2. If two bees share each flower, there is one flower left out.

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5780 Two men were playing tennis. They played five sets and each man won three sets. How can this be possible?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5781 What was the biggest island in the world before the discovery of Australia by Captain Cook?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5782 What is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5783 A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5784 What do you serve that you can't eat?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5785 Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5786 Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet. Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you'll know, when you I do claim. Who am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5787 You have the misfortune to own an unreliable clock. This one loses exactly 24 minutes every hour. It is now showing 3:00am and you know that is was correct at midnight, when you set it. The clock stopped 1 hour ago, what is the correct time now?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5788 A rubber ball is tossed off the top of a 90 foot building. Every time it bounces, it goes back up half way. How many bounces will the ball take before it stops?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5789 What kind of storm is always in a rush?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5790 A wife and her husband were driving in their car on the highway. All of a sudden, they ran out of gas. So the husband said to the wife, “Now, you stay here. I will go down the highway to the nearest gas station, and I will be about 1 hour. Just listen to the radio and read some books, and remember to lock all the windows and doors. I will leave the keys with you.”So, off the husband went, and the wife first locked ALL the windows and doors. Next, she turned on the radio, and this is what she heard on the news report: “THERE IS A MURDERER ON THE LOOSE. HE WAS LAST SEEN ON THE HIGHWAY, WEARING ALL BLACK, ABOUT 5 FOOT 11 INCHES. PLEASE, BE AWARE AND CONTACT THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY.”The wife got very scared. She turned off the radio and double checked the locked doors. Then she saw the murderer, only a couple feet away from the car. An hour later, the husband returned to his car. Inside the car, his wife was DEAD, she had been murdered. All the windows were still locked, and the doors. No windows were broken, and the car was in PERFECT condition. No scratches or anything, it was the same way as when he left it. How did the murderer kill the wife?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5791 Rungs of a Ladder The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart. If the water is rising at the rate of one foot an hour, how long will it take until the water covers over the ladder?...

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5792 Tom and his younger sister were fighting. Their mother was tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that they couldn't touch each other. How did she accomplish this?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5793 When I left, I didn't know where I was going; when I got there, I didn't know where I was; when I returned, I didn't know where I had been. Who was I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5794 If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5795 It is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of the end, and the end of every space. What is it?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5796 You have three stoves: a gas stove, a wood stove, and a coal stove, but only one match. Which should you light first?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5797 When I am young I am tall. When I am old I am short. What can I be?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5798 Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5799 A tree doubled in height each year until it reached its maximum height over the course of ten years. How many years did it take for the tree to reach half its maximum height?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5800 A psychologist goes to a village in Africa and decides to compare foot size to intelligence. He notes that in general, as foot size increases, so does intelligence. How can this be?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5801 An archaeologist finds a coin dated 48 B.C. How did he know it was a fake?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5802 What word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5803 What goes into the water black and comes out red?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5804 I say everything I hear to others around. I'm not an animal, nor part of the human race. I will, immediately, repeat after you; But only if my tail is in place. What am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47

#5805 If a man carried my burden he would break his back. I am not big but leave silver in my tracks. What am I?

— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:47