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#6206
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6207
How far can a dog run into the woods?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6208
How far can a dog run into the woods?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6209
A white dove flew down by the castle. Along came a king and picked it up handless, ate it up toothless, and carried it away wingless.
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6210
How can you physically stand behind your friend as he physically stands behind you?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6211
What kind of rocks does Frankenstein have in his collection?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6212
How can you clasp someone's hands together in such a manner that they cannot leave the room without unclasping them?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6213
What is the difference between a school boy studying and a farmer watching his cattle?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6214
There is a certain family with both girl and boy children. Each of the boys has the same number of brothers as he has sisters. Each of the girls has twice as many brothers as she has sisters. How many boys and girls are there in this family?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6215
Lighter than what I am made of. More of me is hidden than seen.
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6216
Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6217
What is it the more you take, the more you leave behind?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6218
How high would you have to count before you would use the letter A in the English language spelling of a whole number.
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6219
How Far Can You Walk into the woods?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6220
Determine what letter should replace the ? at the end: M M L J A R C C G E P C ?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6221
What does man love more than life? Fear more than death or mortal strife? What do the poor have, what the rich require, And what contented men desire? What does the miser spend, the spendthrift save, And all men carry to their graves?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6222
How far can a dog run into the woods?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6223
It runs and runs but can never flee. It is often watched, yet never sees. When long it brings boredom, When short it brings fear. What is it?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6224
When they are caught, they are thrown away. When they escape, you itch all day. What are they?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6225
The sun bakes them, the hand breaks them, the foot treads on them, and the mouth tastes them. What are they?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6226
What word starting with BR, that with the addition of the letter E, becomes another word that sounds the same as the first?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6227
Old Mother Twitchett had but one eye, and a long tail which she let fly; and every time she went through a gap, a bit of her tail she left in a trap. What is she?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6228
What does man love more than life Fear more than death or mortal strife What the poor have, the rich require, and what contented men desire, What the miser spends and the spendthrift saves And all men carry to their graves?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6229
A man buys a rope from a woman for $3.00 and hands the woman a $10 bill. The woman goes into the grocery store next door to get change. She returns and gives the man $7.00. After the man leaves, the clerk from the store comes and says, “Hey, that was a counterfeit bill you gave me.”The woman gives the clerk a good bill. How much has the woman lost?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6230
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6231
I am a box that holds keys without locks, yet they can unlock your soul. What am I?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6232
Find the four digit number in which the first digit is one fourth of the last digit, the second digit is 6 times the first digit, and the third digit is the second digit plus 3.
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6233
There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the woman had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them. He agreed. At night, he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home. One day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard's garden. He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly, he knew the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6234
There was a buss with 26 people in it. Then, they decided to cross the Golden Gate Bridge. When they crossed the bridge, there was no single person left. Also, no one got out from the bus. What happened?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6235
A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said “Parrot repeats everything it hears.”A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6236
Lighter than what I am made of. More of me is hidden than seen.
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6237
Dark with white markings, And smooth like a rock. Where learning occurs, I help convey thought. What am I?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6238
I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. Can you name me?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6239
Harry went out to dinner with his friends Larry, Barry, and Gary. Harry sat across from Gary. At Gary's right, opposite Barry, sat Larry. When the waiter came for their orders, Larry and Barry ordered steak. Gary chose fish, and Harry (who likes to be difficult) ordered like this: “Unless the man at the left of the man opposite the man who ordered fish is not having what the man across from the man at the right of the man at my left is having, then I'll have what the man across from the man at the right of the man opposite me ordered. Otherwise, bring me the fettucine alfredo.”Assuming “right”and “left”is from the viewpoint of the diners, what did Harry order?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6240
What goes around the world and stays in a corner?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6241
An archaeologist finds a coin dated 48 B.C. How did he know it was a fake?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6242
It is said among my people that some things are improved by death. Tell me, what stinks while living, but in death, smells good?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6243
I'm not really more than holes tied to more holes; I'm strong as good steel, though not as stiff as a pole. What am I?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6244
A hiker comes to a fork in the road and doesn't know which way to go to reach his destination. There are two men at the fork, one of whom always tells the truth while the other always lies. The hiker doesn't know which is which, though. He may ask one of the men only one question to find his way. Which man does he ask, and what is the question?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6245
Some will use me, while others will not, some have remembered, while others have forgot. For profit or gain, I'm used expertly, I can't be picked off the ground or tossed into the sea. Only gained from patience and time, can you unravel my rhyme?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6246
You can spin, wheel and twist, but this thing can turn without moving. What is it?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6247
I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody.
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6248
You are in a room that is completely bricked in on all four sides, including the ceiling and floor. You have nothing but a mirror and a wooden table in the room with you. How do you get out?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6249
its is the beginning of existence and the end of time, its the beginning of everything and the end of space, what am i?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6250
While exploring the wilds of Canada, Wild Man Dave was captured by hostile wood fairies. Brad, the powerful chief of the fairies told him he could make one final statement which would determine how he would die. If the statement he made was false, he would be boiled in water. If the statement were true, he would be fried in oil. Wild Man Dave found neither of this options too his liking, so he made a statement that got him out of this seemingly impossible situation. What is the one statement he could have made?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6251
Old Mother Twitchett had but one eye, and a long tail which she let fly; and every time she went through a gap, a bit of her tail she left in a trap. What is she?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6252
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: The Wife said she was sleeping. The Cook was cooking breakfast. The Gardener was picking vegetables. The Maid was getting the mail. The Butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6253
What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6254
I am the fountain from which no one can drink. For many I am considered a necessary link. Like gold to all I am sought for, But my continued death brings wealth for all to want more. .What am I?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6255
I'm a riddle in nine syllables, An elephant, a ponderous house, A melon strolling on two tendrils O red fruit, Ivory, fine timber! The loaf's big with it's yeasty rising Money's new minted in this fat purse. I'm a means, a stage, a cow in calf. I've eaten a bag of green apples Boarded the train there's no getting off.
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6256
It is said among my people that some things are improved by death. Tell me, what stinks while living, but in death, smells good?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6257
Mr. and Mrs. Wilson have five children, half of them are boys.How is this possible?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6258
What is it that you ought to keep after you have given it to someone else?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6259
A train just leaves a station and enters a tunnel. Where is the best place for a claustrophobic person to sit?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6260
I never was, am always to be, No one ever saw me, nor ever will, And yet I am the confidence of all To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. What am I?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6261
How many three cent stamps are in a dozen?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6262
I come at the end of time and at the start of eternitiy. I come four times in every week, but only once in a thousand years. What am I?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6263
Which clock works best, the one that loses a minute a day, or the one that doesn't work at all?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6264
I live in the canopy. I rarely touch the forest floor. I hang upside down all day. I move as slow as a tortoise. My hair is brown and green. I eat tree leaves. Who am i?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6265
At night they come without being fetched, And by day they are lost without being stolen.
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6266
You are in a room that is completely bricked in on all four sides, including the ceiling and floor. You have nothing but a mirror and a wooden table in the room with you. How do you get out?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6267
I have many feathers to help me fly. I have a body and head, but I'm not alive. It is your strength which determines how far I go. You can hold me in your hand, but I'm never thrown. What am I?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6268
What force and strength cannot get through I with a gentle touch can do, And many in the street would stand were I not a friend in hand.
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6269
Four cars come to a four way stop, all coming from a different direction. They can't decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. They do not crash into each other, but all four cars go. How is this possible?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6270
If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6271
A wife and her husband were driving in their car on the highway. All of a sudden, they ran out of gas. So the husband said to the wife, “Now, you stay here. I will go down the highway to the nearest gas station, and I will be about 1 hour. Just listen to the radio and read some books, and remember to lock all the windows and doors. I will leave the keys with you.”So, off the husband went, and the wife first locked ALL the windows and doors. Next, she turned on the radio, and this is what she heard on the news report: “THERE IS A MURDERER ON THE LOOSE. HE WAS LAST SEEN ON THE HIGHWAY, WEARING ALL BLACK, ABOUT 5 FOOT 11 INCHES. PLEASE, BE AWARE AND CONTACT THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY.”The wife got very scared. She turned off the radio and double checked the locked doors. Then she saw the murderer, only a couple feet away from the car. An hour later, the husband returned to his car. Inside the car, his wife was DEAD, she had been murdered. All the windows were still locked, and the doors. No windows were broken, and the car was in PERFECT condition. No scratches or anything, it was the same way as when he left it. How did the murderer kill the wife?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6272
How many letters are in the alphabet?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6273
What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6274
RIDDLE ME THIS:A woman walked into an office building, looked at the guard, and said her name was Jenny. The next day she walked into the same building, looked at the same guard and said her name was Julie. What is going on?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6275
Three mountain climbers paid a lot of money to be the first to scale a mountain. After several days of climbing they finally reached the pinnacle, and to their dismay, found a cabin and three frozen bodies. Since the mountain climbers were the first to ever climb the summit, how could this be possible?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6276
A man is in a solid metal room. Solid metal floor, ceiling and walls. The ONLY thing in the room is a table. How does he get out?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6277
The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart. If the water is rising at the rate of one foot an hour, how long will it take until the water covers over the ladder?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6278
I have no voice and yet I speak to you, I tell of all things in the world that people do. I have leaves, but I am not a tree, I have pages, but I am not a bride or royalty. I have a spine and hinges, but I am not a man or a door, I have told you all, I cannot tell you more. What am I?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6279
If someone says to you, “I'll bet you $1 that if you give me $2, I will give you $3 in return“, would this be a good bet for you to accept?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6280
I soar without wings, I see without eyes. I've traveled the universe to and fro. I've conquered the world, yet I've never been anywhere but home. Who am I?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6281
I've got ten or more daughters. I've got less than ten daughters. I've got at least one daughter. If only one of these statements is true, how many daughters have I got?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6282
There is a frog, dead in the middle of an island. If he swims north, the distance to the mainland is 2 meters. If he swims south, the distance to the mainland is 3 meters. If he swims east or west, the distance is 4 meters. Which way does he swim?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6283
When you stop and look, you can always see me. If you try to touch you cannot feel me. I cannot move, but as you near me, I will move away from you. What am I?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6284
With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force its doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite. What am I?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6285
Dark with white markings, And smooth like a rock. Where learning occurs, I help convey thought. What am I?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6286
I'm a god, a planet, and measurer of heat. Who am I?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6287
It runs and runs but can never flee. It is often watched, yet never sees. When long it brings boredom, When short it brings fear. What is it?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6288
Mr. and Mrs. Wilson have five children, half of them are boys.How is this possible?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6289
You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows. What is it?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6290
Five women each purchase a household item for use in a different room. 1. Mrs. Simpson does not keep her item in the bedroom. 2. Amy has a television; Mrs. Griggs has a hi-fi. 3. Kylie does not keep her item in the bedroom. 4. Clara does not have a telephone. 5. Mrs. Williams does not keep her item in the kitchen. 6. Kylie keeps hers in the conservatory. 7. Michelle has a bookcase; Mrs. Dingle has a computer. 8. Michelle does not keep her in the living room. 9. Mrs. Pringle keeps hers in the study; Roxanne keeps hers in the kitchen. Can you work out the full name of each woman, her item and where she keeps it?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6291
What does man love more than life Fear more than death or mortal strife What the poor have, the rich require, and what contented men desire, What the miser spends and the spendthrift saves And all men carry to their graves?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6292
A man was found dead out in a field of snow. The only tracks that were left was a set of footprints between two parallel lines. Who should the police be looking for?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6293
there is a man he leaves home and runs around three blocks, when he comes back home their are two masked men, who are they?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6294
I live in the canopy. I rarely touch the forest floor. I hang upside down all day. I move as slow as a tortoise. My hair is brown and green. I eat tree leaves. Who am i?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6295
A beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother. How could this be?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6296
Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call. What is it?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6297
A man is late for an appointment and, in his haste, takes a corner so fast that only two wheel were on the pavement. A police man is standing on the corner, but he did not give him a ticket. Why?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6298
Which is heavier ? A pound of feathers or a pound of gold.
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6299
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6300
A blue house is made of blue bricks. A yellow house is made of yellow bricks. A red house is made of red bricks. An orange house is made of orange bricks. What would a green house be made of?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6301
When I left, I didn't know where I was going; when I got there, I didn't know where I was; when I returned, I didn't know where I had been. Who was I?
— elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6302
Different lights do make me strange, thus into different sizes I will change. What am I?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6303
If you have three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6304
On a fine sunny day a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators eyes. What caused the ship to sink?
— Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
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#6305
Alice is walking throught the forest of forgetfulness. She wants to know what day of the week it is. She stops and asks a lion and a unicorn. Now the lion lies all of the time on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. The unicorn always lies on Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Alice asks the lion what day it is, he says, “Well, yesterday was one of my lying days.”Alice can't figure it out just from the lion's answer so she asks the unicorn and the unicorn says, “Yesterday was also one of my lying days.”What day is it?
— Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48