• #6306 A beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother. How could this be?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6307 If you go to the movies and you're paying, is it cheaper to take one friend to the movies twice, or two friends to the movies at the same time?
  — Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6308 What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6309 A beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother. How could this be?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6310 I can be created by humans, but they cannot control me. I suck on wood, paper and flesh alike. I can be more of a hindrance than help. To my creators, I seem to be everywhere at once. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6311 Poke your fingers in my eyes and I will open wide my jaws. Linen cloth, quills, or paper, my greedy lust devours them all.
  — Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6312 A young boy needs to cross a bridge that can only hold 100 pounds of weight. The young boy weighs 98 pounds. The young boy also has 3 balls that each weigh 1 pound each. The yougn boy needs to get across the bridge with all the balls at the exact same time. How does he get across the bridge with all 3 balls at the same time?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6313 Which bird does not belong in this group? Finch, gull, eagle, ostrich, or sparrow?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6314 Captain is to Private as Master is to
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6315 The marathon man timed himself and found out that if he wore a bright white outfit he ran 20 miles in 80 minutes, but when he wore a dark outfit, he ran 20 miles in one hour and twenty minutes. What does this mean for his next race?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6316 A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, “that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!”The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?
  — Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6317 If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6318 What can go up and come down without moving?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6319 If someone says to you, “I'll bet you $1 that if you give me $2, I will give you $3 in return“, would this be a good bet for you to accept?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6320 A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: The Wife said she was sleeping. The Cook was cooking breakfast. The Gardener was picking vegetables. The Maid was getting the mail. The Butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?
  — Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6321 I'm related to you. I'm really close to you! I'm your cousins aunt. Who am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6322 Almost everyone sees me without noticing me, For what is beyond is what he or she seeks. What am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6323 The sun bakes them, the hand breaks them, the foot treads on them, and the mouth tastes them. What are they?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6324 A man was just doing his job when his suit was torn. Why did he die three minutes later?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6325 A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds, and then puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6326 You can spin, wheel and twist, but this thing can turn without moving. What is it?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6327 What is it that is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6328 What goes through the door without pinching itself? What sits on the stove without burning itself? What sits on the table and is not ashamed?
  — Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6329 When one does not know what it is, then it is something; but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6330 Give me an x, I'll stand to face you. Give me a cross, I'll turn my back on you. What am I?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6331 A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
  — Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6332 What's as big as you are yet doesn't weigh an ounce?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6333 You and your three friends stay over night at a hotel it costs thirty to stay over each of you pay 10 bucks shortly after you get back the bellhop arrives and gives you 5 bucks becasue it was only 25 dollars you give the bellhop a tip of 2 bucks and your friends both a dollar WHERE DID THE LAST DOLLAR GO !!!
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6334 A horse travels a certain distance each day. Strangely enough, two of its legs travel 30 miles each day and the other two legs travel nearly 31 miles. It would seem that two of the horse's legs must be one mile ahead of the other two legs, but of course this can't be true. Since the horse is normal, how is this situation possible?
  — Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6335 A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. Who am I?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6336 Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6337 What do you serve that you can't eat?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6338 The Pope has it but he does not use it. Your father has it but your mother uses it. Nuns do not need it. Your lady friend's husband has it and she uses it. What is it?
  — Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6339 A man was born in 1898 He is still alive now at the age 33 How is this possible ?
  — elliface (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6340 If someone says to you, “I'll bet you $1 that if you give me $2, I will give you $3 in return“, would this be a good bet for you to accept?
  — Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6341 How Far Can You Walk into the woods?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6342 What word contains all of the twenty six letters?
  — Haunter_56 (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6343 This is as light as a feather, Yet no man can hold it for long. What is it?
  — Whipstickgostop (Just Chatting) 2025-03-01 23:48
• #6344 This is a brand new Quote
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-02 01:28
• #6345 this is a new quote
  — CodeWithTD (Just Chatting) 2025-03-06 23:16